M'Lady and The Tramp by Pixelbear

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made by Pixelbear for LD28 (JAM)
*EDIT* Added a web version for those complaining about not being on a Windows machine. ;P I must warn you though, 50MB file size!

THIS GAME IS AN ADULT GAME. DO NOT PLAY IF YOU'RE A KID OR EASILY OFFENDED/GROSSED OUT. SERIOUSLY. WE WARNED YOU.

You only get one virginity: Play a series of short mini-games to help a guy get laid. This game optionally uses a microphone, but we recommend it for the full experience.

Art by Lianne Booton of Team Sadbrains (@Liannethy)
Programming by George 'Pixelbear' Baron (@Pixelbeargames)
Voices by Devi Ever (@Deviever) and Tess Young (@TheChicMonster)
Music by Lame Drivers
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Ratings

Coolness 75% 2
Overall(Jam) 4.00 17
Audio(Jam) 3.83 34
Fun(Jam) 3.89 21
Graphics(Jam) 4.27 54
Humor(Jam) 4.56 4
Innovation(Jam) 3.58 53
Mood(Jam) 3.74 48
Theme(Jam) 3.16 149

Feedback

Hypnohustla
16. Dec 2013 · 22:26 UTC
Apparently I'm a beta! No surprise there.
Fun WarioWare type game with great artwork. And content. Changing from keyboard to mouse was pretty frustrating but still I really enjoyed it. More than I'd probably like to admit. :D
Nick Weihs
16. Dec 2013 · 23:55 UTC
Had some trouble with sound the first time running, but it seemed to work ok after restarting and just going into the game. It was fun/disguisting/awesome!
ian_snyder
17. Dec 2013 · 01:17 UTC
Yeah, this is just awesome. First full 5 star rating I've given :)
Piat
17. Dec 2013 · 02:13 UTC
A dun little collection of games, some nice very nice mechanics, and gross in an amazing way. Unfortunately couldn't get any of the audio games to work.
MrTedders
17. Dec 2013 · 08:16 UTC
Lmao this game is amazing!! i love it! i remember seeing your sound check picture on twitter during the ludum dare compo. Im happy it turned out well.
Pixelbear
17. Dec 2013 · 16:25 UTC
Thanks for the comments guys! I apologise for anyone not getting the audio to work - we tried our best to get everyone playing with audio, and in the case that it didn't work, provided a different kind of minigame anyway. :)
jomomomo
17. Dec 2013 · 17:36 UTC
Can't play windows games... looks hilarious though.
Tim Kaldor
17. Dec 2013 · 17:58 UTC
Hahaha Full on, I like it, the music and art were perfect. What does it say about me if I could only beat the jerking off games...:\
finefin
17. Dec 2013 · 20:03 UTC
awww, too bad I'm on a mac... :(
j_stirk
17. Dec 2013 · 21:41 UTC
Great take on the theme, and lots of fun to play. A few games it felt like I didn't know what to do, and no feedback to tell me if I was doing it right. Much like life I guess :)
CNIAngel
18. Dec 2013 · 04:10 UTC
Fun, interesting game. I laughed a lot while I was playing it. I loved the microphone gameplay as well.
Team-KwaKwa
18. Dec 2013 · 11:16 UTC
DAMMIT, I was at work. Super game, but I play it later :3
Pixelbear
18. Dec 2013 · 17:06 UTC
Added a web version for those on non-Windows machines! :)
finefin
18. Dec 2013 · 17:59 UTC
hey, thaks for adding the web version!

omg, this game... it's wariowares for adults (and it's relevant to my interests)! I don't get the connection to the theme, but the game is so freaked out that I don't care :D good work!
Lianne Booton
18. Dec 2013 · 21:23 UTC
The connection to the theme is you only ever get one virginity ;)
Resni
19. Dec 2013 · 04:16 UTC
This is such a huge blast to play!
angelk
20. Dec 2013 · 06:48 UTC
Whaaaaaaaat the fuck just happened. I don't have words, only emotions. Great job :)
cappelnord
20. Dec 2013 · 11:37 UTC
LOL, Nr. 1 Humor so far. Overall also very good, awesome job!
GarethIW
20. Dec 2013 · 12:25 UTC
Hooooooooly fuck mateys! Also, muff magician.
Benjamin
20. Dec 2013 · 13:11 UTC
The microphone parts was very difficult for me whatever my settings. Incredible entry, I envy you guys, you surely had tons of fun on those 72h while making this !
JacksGamesSucks
20. Dec 2013 · 13:51 UTC
nice. but i think we could have game makers in ludum dare that are not adult yet...so i would suggest to minimize that kind of content :)
Pixelbear
20. Dec 2013 · 14:03 UTC
Just being creative! Nothing in the rules state we can't make adult content - but just in case, we did add warnings around the place.
Moosefly
20. Dec 2013 · 14:41 UTC
The transition between different control styles was quite awkward as others have already mentioned. Really liked the graphic style though and the game certainly didn't lack humor.
goerp
20. Dec 2013 · 16:43 UTC
A lot of great looking mini games.
All the click and drag games I didn't get though. I clicked and dragged all kinds of ways, but couldn't get anywhere (hmmm, why did I type that).
It was a perfect package (ehm after playing this game everything sounds like a double entendre), the music fitted the graphics and type of game very well.
lalanl
24. Dec 2013 · 02:52 UTC
I'm speechless, but I laughed a lot. Well done. Very well done.
stvr
04. Jan 2014 · 08:24 UTC
How... what? I... don't even... WHY
dudsen
05. Jan 2014 · 14:08 UTC
Thanks so much for putting a web version up. Would have been a shame to miss this one!

Fucking rocks.
Didn't like the microphone parts though (failed every game with it o_O)

5/5 from me .Looking forward to your next entry ;)
Peni6
06. Jan 2014 · 00:29 UTC
YES.