{"author_link":"\/author\/captain-awesome\/","author_name":"Captain Awesome","author_uid":"50733","comments":[{"author_name":"noxuma","author_uid":"49591","time":"Apr 21, 2015 @ 2:11am","epoch":1429581960,"text":"Wow. Um.. Mighty fine use of censorship boxes! Overall pretty funny."},{"author_name":"Pixel Heart","author_uid":"51121","time":"Apr 21, 2015 @ 3:01am","epoch":1429584960,"text":"Pretty fun! Need a Mac Version!"},{"author_name":"Xanderzoo","author_uid":"50396","time":"Apr 21, 2015 @ 3:26am","epoch":1429586460,"text":"I would try this, but it says it's going to take ten minutes to download. :\\"},{"author_name":"SinclairStrange","author_uid":"44332","time":"Apr 21, 2015 @ 3:33am","epoch":1429586880,"text":"Well then. I was hoping I wasn't the only one that had urine in it! It's pretty cool, HUGE download though! I like the game play and the humor is spot on for me! Great job!"},{"author_name":"dyfer","author_uid":"50857","time":"Apr 21, 2015 @ 3:42am","epoch":1429587420,"text":"looooool"},{"author_name":"tentabrobpy","author_uid":"39815","time":"Apr 21, 2015 @ 11:43pm","epoch":1429659480,"text":"I was about to give this 5 stars in 5 categories when i read, &quot;Do not score unrunnable entries&quot;. This game keeps crashing before I can get started but the screenshots alone are enough to make you a true hero. Godspeed, Captain Awesome..."},{"author_name":"Captain Awesome","author_uid":"50733","time":"Apr 25, 2015 @ 2:17pm","epoch":1429971120,"text":"LOL, sorry if it doesn't run on your computer. I didn't do any optimizations at all. There was a time where I considered compressing the textures to get the file size down, but instead I chose to grab all of the free cars from the Unity asset store and add them to the game.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>It runs smoothly for me, on a desktop with a 5 year old graphics card. And my laptop (with an Intel Atom CPU and integrated GPU) feels like it gets 8 FPS at max settings."},{"author_name":"Captain Awesome","author_uid":"50733","time":"Apr 25, 2015 @ 7:05pm","epoch":1429988400,"text":"I just moved the zip over to Dropbox, it is sooo much faster to download there than from my GoDaddy webhost. Now you should get it in 3 minutes, instead of 30-120."},{"author_name":"Langouste","author_uid":"30245","time":"Apr 29, 2015 @ 4:47pm","epoch":1430325720,"text":"Super Game! I love it ;) Thanks"}],"images":["ld32\/50733-d3d26ab16252b679ae1e0c24ccaf8960.jpg","ld32\/50733-39f6d13ddb05623e8f71fb631328095b.jpg","ld32\/50733-ebceffefc4ccfe90c2bc0c1d5dc3e26d.jpg","ld32\/50733-eeacd3d851138b348acb32db832d3527.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/s\/giupoyw3l963tgm\/BadWeatherman.zip?dl=0","text":"Windows"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"10272","g_author":"50733","g_event":"LD32","g_eventkey":"27","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"10306","g_title":"Bad Weatherman","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"411","g_commentcount":"9","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/444368\/50733-shot0-1429580402.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/444368\/50733-shot1-1429580402.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/444368\/50733-shot2-1429580403.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/444368\/50733-shot3-1429580403.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"You pee on people from the rooftop, and try to beat your high score. Mine was 4200 after around 10 attempts.\r\n\r\nSorry, ran out of time to add a story, or even menus. I focused on the important things, like awesome looking asphalt, and adding random parked cars.\r\n\r\nControls:\r\nMouse to aim\r\nHold Left Mouse Button to fire","title":"Bad Weatherman"}