{"author_link":"\/author\/yarharalc\/","author_name":"YarharALC","author_uid":"24650","comments":[{"author_name":"ManicMiner","author_uid":"50892","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 3:55am","epoch":1429501800,"text":"Amusing text adventure - Why am I high on fire ant poison?"},{"author_name":"Neonlare","author_uid":"1913","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 3:58am","epoch":1429501980,"text":"Pretty damn funny, not much to say on the gameplay front aside from the humour, which was great and pretty unexpected considering this is LD. looking forward to the Post Compo additions. One potato... Two potato... Three potato... How many was that again?"},{"author_name":"Mantlair","author_uid":"49861","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:18am","epoch":1429503180,"text":"Commenting so i could play\/rate later..."},{"author_name":"kaype","author_uid":"25076","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:18am","epoch":1429503180,"text":"Good game.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Awesome graphics.\r<br\/>Amazing soundtrack.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>11\/10."},{"author_name":"oranebeast","author_uid":"33501","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 6:12am","epoch":1429510020,"text":"A very intersting game with a really innovative text engine. I like."},{"author_name":"Mantlair","author_uid":"49861","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 8:24am","epoch":1429517940,"text":"Kinda short. But it was fun."},{"author_name":"Alexander Ramsay-Baggs","author_uid":"42098","time":"Apr 21, 2015 @ 12:00am","epoch":1429574100,"text":"Great text adventure, and surprisingly well presented too. Very good. Can't wait to play the full version :D"},{"author_name":"Pixel Heart","author_uid":"51121","time":"Apr 21, 2015 @ 2:58am","epoch":1429584780,"text":"Love it!"},{"author_name":"Sorak86","author_uid":"51613","time":"Apr 21, 2015 @ 6:39am","epoch":1429598040,"text":"Perfect. 5 on humor :D"},{"author_name":"terpin","author_uid":"51787","time":"Apr 21, 2015 @ 10:48pm","epoch":1429656180,"text":"I love text adventures and your humor kills it!"},{"author_name":"freeholdgames","author_uid":"52756","time":"Apr 21, 2015 @ 10:48pm","epoch":1429656180,"text":"I think this teaches very many valuable life lessons. Should replace geography in public school curricula."},{"author_name":"YarharALC","author_uid":"24650","time":"Apr 21, 2015 @ 11:10pm","epoch":1429657500,"text":"@freeholdgames gets it!"},{"author_name":"arhpositive","author_uid":"11575","time":"Apr 21, 2015 @ 11:14pm","epoch":1429657740,"text":"Nice little adventure, but shooting zombies with a spudcannon (almost) never works. :D"},{"author_name":"TeamCalcium","author_uid":"53017","time":"Apr 23, 2015 @ 1:12pm","epoch":1429794420,"text":"Very cool text adventure! I rarely see this genre around, and i really enjoyed it!"},{"author_name":"iceburg7","author_uid":"43569","time":"Apr 24, 2015 @ 9:24am","epoch":1429867140,"text":"Brilliant text adventure; it gets right to the point; my scarves were beautiful.  This game made me really happy, and it's all the funnier because it won't let me replay it, which adds weight to the narrative.  Bravo!"},{"author_name":"YarharALC","author_uid":"24650","time":"Apr 24, 2015 @ 11:35pm","epoch":1429918200,"text":"@Iceburg7 WHOAWHOAWHOA. You can totally replay it. I shouldn't allow for that in hind sight, but you can. Top right of the screen"},{"author_name":"badlydrawnrod","author_uid":"745","time":"Apr 25, 2015 @ 11:13am","epoch":1429960080,"text":"I really wanted to get a chance to use the spudcannon."},{"author_name":"Huo-cuo","author_uid":"49693","time":"Apr 25, 2015 @ 1:48pm","epoch":1429969380,"text":"Haha, very good. At least something different than Unity."},{"author_name":"TheMeorch","author_uid":"44776","time":"Apr 27, 2015 @ 7:15pm","epoch":1430161800,"text":"Seriously hilarious.  One of the few examples where the feeling that I'm fighting against the game's wishes actually feels good and fun.  Great job!"},{"author_name":"Jasonsumm","author_uid":"53045","time":"Apr 29, 2015 @ 8:04pm","epoch":1430337540,"text":"hehe I like the humour ^_^! nice work"},{"author_name":"Nomys_Tempar","author_uid":"44631","time":"May 2, 2015 @ 11:24am","epoch":1430565540,"text":"Nice one, the spudcannon is a nice idea to play with (or not)."},{"author_name":"Captain Awesome","author_uid":"50733","time":"May 10, 2015 @ 8:52pm","epoch":1431290820,"text":"Pretty funny!"}],"images":["ld32\/24650-26519ff3bc74e82ddcab48bbe1bc2298.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/gamejolt.com\/games\/arcade\/spudcannon\/63581\/","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/yarharalc.bitbucket.org\/ld32\/post-compo","text":"Up-to-date versions (post-compo, not finished)"},{"url":"https:\/\/bitbucket.org\/snippets\/YarharALC\/oA9g","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"11327","g_author":"24650","g_event":"LD32","g_eventkey":"27","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"11357","g_title":"Spudcannon","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"380","g_commentcount":"22","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/444368\/24650-shot0-1429411546.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"This is a text adventure that will give you hope, break your heart, and maybe... just maybe... teach you a lesson.\r\n\r\nI lied, it's a story about a spudcannon.\r\n\r\nNote: I cut it short, because I was scared I'd go over time if I didn't. There will be a post compo version at some point.\r\n\r\n\"Why am I high on fire ant poison?\" -ManicMiner\r\n\"Should replace geography in public school curricula.\" -FreeholdGames\r\n\"At least something different than Unity.\" -Huo-Cuo\r\n\r\nUses Squiffy:\r\nhttp:\/\/docs.textadventures.co.uk\/squiffy\/","title":"Spudcannon"}