THE STORY:

The first gift the old world had ever given was the power to choose. Of course, it wasn’t long before the gift was bent under the will of those with the greatest power, and evil reigned under the wool of freedom. And hand in hand with this corrupt power came the most insidious threat to abiding peace: bad feng shui. The false feng shui masters prescribed homes decorated with order and harmony, and all were fooled into choosing their own ruin for millennia.

But by the flow of entropy, one pupil of the feng shui way was awakened. Witnessing her beloved master debilitated by harmonic interior design into sickness, old age, and ultimately death, this pupil destroyed the harmony of her dojo by tossing ottomans against the wall, tipping love seats, and scraping coffee tables across the hardwood floor. And in this chaos, evil fled. That day, the pupil took upon herself the mission to deharmonize the world and bring it back to its true nature. No condo would be left unturned.

This, children, is the story of Fang Shuo, and how the world was restored to our current state of everlasting bliss.

HOW TO PLAY:

Arrow keys or WASD to move.
You will also need to click a button at one point.
You have 20 seconds. Get the high score!
*Fullscreen mode recommended*

CREDITS:

Game Design - Michael Dougherty / Jamey DeOrio / Dan Drebing
Programming - Michael / Jamey
Art - Jamey
Story Writing - Jamey
Music - Dan
SFX - Michael
Title screen portrait - Rachel Milner
Special thanks to Nic Biondi for Unity expertise in our time of need!