Welcome to Don’t Shart.

You play the part of a moronic, chefs assistant, given the task of ridding the kitchen of rats. Your weapon? Your awful gas.

Eat food to keep your pressure and stink meters full. Keep an eye on your shart meter, and don’t push too hard for too long, you’ll shit your pants! Wouldn't want that now would we.

Be quick, you don’t have long, fart on all the rats. Each kill gives you points, food gives you points, and for each second you take you loose points.

Turn on the oven and fart in-front of it for explosive results and more points.

Try kill all the rats before the time runs out and get the highest score whilst doing so. It might not even be possible! I can’t beat it! Please post if you do, I may need to increase the time limit.

**Controls**

- WASD or arrow keys to move
- Space to fart
- ESC to pause
- Click food when near to eat
- Click the oven when near to turn on/off
- Fart near an on oven to cause an explosion!

If you find any bugs, please let me know via comments. Thanks, and enjoy my stupid ass game. :D