{"author_link":"\/author\/napedia\/","author_name":"napedia","author_uid":"51638","comments":[{"author_name":"butterCup","author_uid":"52734","time":"Apr 19, 2015 @ 10:51pm","epoch":1429483560,"text":"you are pretty funny guy"},{"author_name":"Garris","author_uid":"33993","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 5:15am","epoch":1429506600,"text":"Either you are correct and this was seriously hardly a game, or I was missing something. Either way, it's a hilarious spoof and I enjoyed myself. (I blew it though)"},{"author_name":"doitle","author_uid":"3578","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 5:16am","epoch":1429506660,"text":"I love this, as soon as I saw the title card I had to play it.. However.. Am I missing something? I can't seem to actually check for shampoo. I click the green bar and it's all over. Are there any actual mechanics or is that it? Regardless, this is a really impressive homage to Papers, Please. You nailed the aesthetic!"},{"author_name":"ErikU","author_uid":"30880","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 5:17am","epoch":1429506720,"text":"Hmm. Any other way out other than failure? Nice job on the graphics though. Nailed the look."},{"author_name":"MattV","author_uid":"35592","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 5:17am","epoch":1429506720,"text":"I wanted to like this game but could not figure out how to do anything (no keys or buttons seemed to do anything)."},{"author_name":"RainbowSexyFish","author_uid":"44447","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 5:21am","epoch":1429506960,"text":"Seems like a funny concept but I have no idea how to play. I clicked all over and mashed every button. All I know is I lose if I click the green bar?"},{"author_name":"sliphtrex","author_uid":"28866","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 5:26am","epoch":1429507260,"text":"That was hilarious. I would have preferred more game play though. Even if it were more of the same leading to the same conclusion."},{"author_name":"Yaroslav Kravtsov","author_uid":"44195","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 5:37am","epoch":1429507920,"text":"Looks familiar. Intresting. I should drink my shampoo before someone take it from me."},{"author_name":"PaperBlurt","author_uid":"26530","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 6:10am","epoch":1429509900,"text":"This is funny and it looks so freaking good.\r<br\/>Beyond great."},{"author_name":"donan","author_uid":"22213","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 6:54am","epoch":1429512540,"text":"Good graphics and humor :D"},{"author_name":"ThreeUp","author_uid":"23255","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 6:55am","epoch":1429512600,"text":"I do like the Controls: NONE description, never seen that before!"},{"author_name":"zorfmorf","author_uid":"28506","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 6:57am","epoch":1429512720,"text":"Started really great but it feels like you sadly didn't get to finish the game. Is there any other way to play than just pressing the green bar and immediately loose?"},{"author_name":"Techblogogy","author_uid":"25556","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 7:01am","epoch":1429512960,"text":"This is one funny game"},{"author_name":"NuSan","author_uid":"18943","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 1:18pm","epoch":1429535580,"text":"Shampoo is a serious business in this universe! Too bad there is no game, seeking through people's stuff seem fun. Paying DLC for new game is not!"},{"author_name":"Pinpickle","author_uid":"1179","time":"Apr 21, 2015 @ 5:44am","epoch":1429594740,"text":"I blew it"},{"author_name":"louis.denizet","author_uid":"29406","time":"Apr 22, 2015 @ 4:21pm","epoch":1429719360,"text":"This is weird and fun, very original :p"},{"author_name":"terpin","author_uid":"51787","time":"Apr 22, 2015 @ 4:22pm","epoch":1429719420,"text":"Bwuahahaha! I love this! It's fucking terrible and I can't seem to win, but I keep playing. Great job man, I look forward to seeing more parody games from you in the future. (seriously. parody is your thing)"},{"author_name":"SayHiBen","author_uid":"50265","time":"Apr 22, 2015 @ 4:23pm","epoch":1429719480,"text":"Thought shampoo was conditioner. Terrorists won. 10\/10"},{"author_name":"chikun Dev Team","author_uid":"29857","time":"Apr 23, 2015 @ 3:26am","epoch":1429759260,"text":"gg no re"},{"author_name":"sP0CkEr2","author_uid":"7135","time":"Apr 24, 2015 @ 4:37am","epoch":1429849920,"text":"love the DLC pass - nice touch!"},{"author_name":"Vaughn","author_uid":"25876","time":"Apr 24, 2015 @ 5:37am","epoch":1429853520,"text":"Welp... this was certainly a thing. Haha, not sure what else to say. I had fun streaming it though: http:\/\/www.twitch.tv\/drathy\/c\/6585860"},{"author_name":"jacobturn","author_uid":"52596","time":"Apr 24, 2015 @ 7:53pm","epoch":1429904880,"text":"nice"},{"author_name":"Geckoo1337","author_uid":"35835","time":"Apr 25, 2015 @ 6:59pm","epoch":1429988040,"text":"Hilarious. A great entry ++"},{"author_name":"MrShoestore","author_uid":"20984","time":"Apr 30, 2015 @ 1:59am","epoch":1430358840,"text":"that was certainly a thing."},{"author_name":"Knowledge","author_uid":"34045","time":"May 2, 2015 @ 3:57pm","epoch":1430581920,"text":"Only control that worked for me was Alt+F4, did you put any other controls?"}],"images":["ld32\/51638-01ba624e6fac69a3920c4d8dfae27565.jpg","ld32\/51638-91ef4ac55e9d3638d0f219a860fafc43.jpg","ld32\/51638-11064637fa1fcd153a6856936c1bce18.jpg","ld32\/51638-21fc63e714b115e4d6ba25654d805026.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/uc?id=0B31GLIEQOUZndE02Q3JndmZfZEk&amp;export=download","text":"Windows"},{"url":"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/uc?authuser=0&amp;id=0B31GLIEQOUZnYVl0LWdYdlBUdTQ&amp;export=download","text":"OS\/X"},{"url":"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/uc?id=0B31GLIEQOUZnXzF2a1dBYS1Ib2s&amp;export=download","text":"Linux"},{"url":"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/0B31GLIEQOUZnNy1IdV9ZMzZ1VW8\/view","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"12549","g_author":"51638","g_event":"LD32","g_eventkey":"27","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"12579","g_title":"SHAMPOO PLEASE","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"25","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/444368\/51638-shot0-1429481576.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/444368\/51638-shot1-1429481576.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/444368\/51638-shot2-1429481576.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/444368\/51638-shot3-1429481576.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"You think this is a game? Because this is hardly a game. *\r\n\r\nWe live in a world filled with ~unconventional weapons~ (of mass destruction)\r\n\r\nMen and women of US government put their life on the line every day to defend you against dangerous quantities of portable consumer fluids at airports.\r\n\r\nThe tireless heroes of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) have been on the front lines for over a decade against a most unconventional weapon: SHAMPOO (in excess of 3.4 fl oz)\r\n\r\nTake on the role of an heroic TSA agent, as you try to remember to check for shampoo. \r\n\r\n\r\n* Seriously, it's hardly a game.\r\n\r\nACHTUNG: NO FUN ALLOWED IN THIS \"GAME\"  (slideshow) \r\n\r\n\r\n----\r\nKey Controls:  NONE\r\nFun Controls:  NONE\r\n","title":"SHAMPOO PLEASE"}