The Rapture Vacuum Cleaning Madness by Ildfuglen
**UPDATE: Yesterday I was in the pub and I met my bro Jesus, and he suggested that I make some changes to the description in the game. Apparently writing it like it currently is, is offensive to some rare human individuals.
**If you are religious, please skip the next paragraph and proceed to the last one instead!**
Atheist Version:
It's 2016 and the rapture has arrived. People are dancing and you'll have none of it! Get your vacuum cleaner out there and suck up those theist bastards!
Theist Version:
You have been teleported back in time during the meteor showers that made the dinosaurs extinct! You need to teleport all the other people back in time where it is safe, and become the hero everyone deserves!
**If you are religious, please skip the next paragraph and proceed to the last one instead!**
Atheist Version:
It's 2016 and the rapture has arrived. People are dancing and you'll have none of it! Get your vacuum cleaner out there and suck up those theist bastards!
Theist Version:
You have been teleported back in time during the meteor showers that made the dinosaurs extinct! You need to teleport all the other people back in time where it is safe, and become the hero everyone deserves!
Ratings
| Coolness | 26% | 2090 |
| Overall | 2.89 | 800 |
| Fun | 2.94 | 653 |
| Graphics | 3.29 | 406 |
| Humor | 2.94 | 431 |
| Innovation | 2.50 | 931 |
| Mood | 3.17 | 352 |
| Theme | 3.53 | 389 |
Nice idea, it's pretty hard though, I never lasted too long.