{"author_link":"\/author\/tigerrenko\/","author_name":"tigerrenko","author_uid":"30928","comments":[{"author_name":"SpartanIceCream","author_uid":"44083","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 12:08am","epoch":1418169780,"text":"Pretty strange, but funny at the same time."},{"author_name":"stvr","author_uid":"26473","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 12:48am","epoch":1418172180,"text":"I cooed, I cried, I did baby things."},{"author_name":"Lokiman","author_uid":"16285","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 12:52am","epoch":1418172420,"text":"This one is a really strange game indeed :D"},{"author_name":"Code Medicine","author_uid":"45794","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 12:56am","epoch":1418172660,"text":"I dont know whether this is hilarious or horrifying. Is that what you were going for? Hah!"},{"author_name":"Bloxri","author_uid":"47589","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 5:54am","epoch":1418190540,"text":"I pooped. I cried. I lost the game."},{"author_name":"Tater_hater","author_uid":"21618","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 6:50am","epoch":1418193900,"text":"Where the fuck is my rattle?"},{"author_name":"janovbyrnisson","author_uid":"43705","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 7:08am","epoch":1418194980,"text":"Interesting idea.. :)\r<br\/>As I see the mom is rendered from a 3D model, did you do the modelling, or used some tools like Poser or iClone5?\r<br\/>If so you could make more lifelike game by modelling the environment, and moving objects in front of the baby.\r<br\/>And there should be a barfing activity too. :P"},{"author_name":"OttersDen","author_uid":"46754","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 8:38am","epoch":1418200380,"text":"I played the game. Then I went through an existential crisis, realizing that I had just played a game in which I cry and poop as a baby.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>This will leave an impression on me for the rest of my life."},{"author_name":"Pulsartronic","author_uid":"45161","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 11:43am","epoch":1418211480,"text":"it is not a traditional game, rare, not very funny but original, i rated it high on innovation"},{"author_name":"Apple Padle","author_uid":"47747","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 12:18pm","epoch":1418213580,"text":"Strange but original\r<br\/>\r<br\/>made me even ahaha"},{"author_name":"PixelCrust","author_uid":"45199","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 2:17pm","epoch":1418220720,"text":"Nostalgic ahaha very unique"},{"author_name":"Drtizzle","author_uid":"32775","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 4:59pm","epoch":1418230440,"text":"What the hell?\r<br\/>\r<br\/>It also looks very polished, with a complete menu with save function and settings and all.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>I don't know what to say about this... :D"},{"author_name":"UlydevSecondGame","author_uid":"47489","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 8:08pm","epoch":1418241780,"text":"What did I play o_o"},{"author_name":"gene-z","author_uid":"26095","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 9:17pm","epoch":1418245920,"text":"Cool game, congratulations"},{"author_name":"Pestel Crew","author_uid":"47507","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 9:39pm","epoch":1418247240,"text":"This is so crazy =)"},{"author_name":"Conflei","author_uid":"13541","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 10:14pm","epoch":1418249340,"text":"DUDE WHAT A SICK GAME HAHA COOL"},{"author_name":"tigerrenko","author_uid":"30928","time":"Dec 11, 2014 @ 8:18pm","epoch":1418328780,"text":"woah, didn't expect so many comments, thank you guys!\r<br\/>\r<br\/>@janovbyrnisson no didn't model it myself, mom is some free sample from DAZ.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>i suck at graphics, have no talent as programmer, so I try to go for insanity :D\r<br\/>\r<br\/>@Dritzzle again, kudos to RenPy it's awesome engine \r<br\/>\r<br\/>Cheers and thanx for playing!"},{"author_name":"pkenney","author_uid":"30865","time":"Dec 15, 2014 @ 2:35am","epoch":1418610600,"text":"Uh oh, mom was NOT happy.  She was kinda scary, actually."}],"images":["ld31\/30928-8644253cea6d3804a205bcc41e461b89.jpg","ld31\/30928-5c0dbaf1626845dd9babfc996561f228.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/0B6zumYmO3E_XN0YweUZJS1lmNDA\/view?usp=sharing","text":"Windows"},{"url":"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/0B6zumYmO3E_XN0YweUZJS1lmNDA\/view?usp=sharing","text":"OS\/X"},{"url":"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/0B6zumYmO3E_XN0YweUZJS1lmNDA\/view?usp=sharing","text":"Linux"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"13410","g_author":"30928","g_event":"LD31","g_eventkey":"26","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"13440","g_title":"Baby Simulator","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"1005","g_commentcount":"18","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/30928-shot0.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/30928-shot1.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"It's not easy being a baby. Basically you just lay down doing nothing while your brain is rewiring and gathering info.\r\n\r\nSure, you can wiggle, coo, cry, poo or pee, but that's about it. \r\n\r\nStill, can you be the best baby ever? Or will you be the doom of your parents?\r\n\r\nDISCLAIMER:\r\n\r\nAll sounds are from free sounds website, as credited in notes.txt","title":"Baby Simulator"}