Super Pong Quest by Quarterflip

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made by Quarterflip for LD31 (COMPO)
**UPDATED LINKS**
Shouldn't give a malware warning anymore.

A simulation of playing pong in a messy, mostly broken and terribly textured first person world.

Features:
-Glorius 3D graphics.
-Incredible cleaning up physics.
-Bugs!
-More Bugs!
-1 free can of Mortein with every download.

(No Linux or OSX builds as of yet, sorry)

Ratings

Coolness 65% 3
Overall 3.19 560
Audio 2.62 605
Fun 3.17 468
Graphics 3.06 579
Humor 3.78 40
Innovation 3.20 506
Mood 3.00 472
Theme 3.54 644

Feedback

Fanttum
08. Dec 2014 · 03:42 UTC
Looks super cool, but can't play. I'm on mac
MiniBobbo
08. Dec 2014 · 04:43 UTC
I never found the keyboard. I picked up the monitor, accidentally threw it through a wall, and then cleaned up the room instead of playing pong.

You should remarket this as "Room Cleaning Simulator" I enjoyed shooting apples at the trashcan more than I would have liked Pong anyway!
mtinkerhess
08. Dec 2014 · 04:46 UTC
I get a malware warning on Chrome when I try to download the game. Assuming your game isn't malware you might want to try a different host for your files.
Red Sigma
08. Dec 2014 · 04:47 UTC
Best drunken pong simulator in the world. 11/10 it's okay
RainbowSexyFish
08. Dec 2014 · 04:50 UTC
I tried to play pong, but I wound up rotating the monitor with my telekinesis.
Zayron
08. Dec 2014 · 04:51 UTC
It took me a little time to figure out what I needed to do but ones I did I liked it. Good job on the Theme!
MrSun
08. Dec 2014 · 04:52 UTC
Really innovative take on the theme! I liked how you put humor into the environment with those posters.
locknic
08. Dec 2014 · 04:55 UTC
One of the worst pong clones games I've ever played. Haha but I love looking around the room for the different components and how that affected the computer.
cxsquared
08. Dec 2014 · 05:04 UTC
I see no bugs I only see feature. Really nice work.
Andrea
08. Dec 2014 · 05:06 UTC
Terrible game, the clock on the bedside table can't be set and the timezone isn't the same as mine. I am disappoint.
sepharoth213
08. Dec 2014 · 05:55 UTC
Downloaded, and chrome blocked it as malware so I couldn't play it. :(
jrap
08. Dec 2014 · 06:05 UTC
Where's my mortein?
benmcnelly
08. Dec 2014 · 07:25 UTC
lol @ Room Cleaning Simulator, I am too sleepy for this. Nice job though!
WhoaConstrictor
08. Dec 2014 · 07:27 UTC
I enjoyed this one. Ended up finding speakers and keyboard, and played pong. Humor was hit and miss, but completely lost it at "Edgy Band Name". Well done!
talecrafter
08. Dec 2014 · 07:27 UTC
Hey, I am also a fan of Edgy Band Name. I think they are totally cool. Maybe we can hangout sometime? Your place looks a lot like mine.
funkysquid
08. Dec 2014 · 07:39 UTC
rofl - I ended up playing the monitor on its side... I don't think I was supposed to try to move that O:)
Jupitron
09. Dec 2014 · 00:18 UTC
I just wanted to play pong, is that bad?
TriSquare
09. Dec 2014 · 23:30 UTC
Really cool take on the game pong. It Brings me back when i first made pong in a java applet component. Excellent Game.
SpartanIceCream
09. Dec 2014 · 23:30 UTC
Looks pretty nice!
johnbrynte
09. Dec 2014 · 23:32 UTC
I had a great time setting the computer up, though the actual pong game was a bit disappointing. Would have been awesome if the whole game is about setting up your computer, and playing the game is the goal, but then there is a ton of things you need to set up before you can play. Then when you're done the actual game is a total let down and all have just been a big set up. It's all about the journey... great work!
ChezPain
09. Dec 2014 · 23:36 UTC
Now I have to clean virtual rooms and my own. I'm now in pain. 10/10
Kitch
10. Dec 2014 · 02:10 UTC
Picking up the monitor and throwing it into the bookcase after getting my rear handed to me in pong, was probably one of my best experiences in computer gaming. Good job! Thanks!
LostTrainDude
10. Dec 2014 · 18:39 UTC
Damn, now all I want is to play Car Steal V!

It could be nice to see the keyboard changing it's position in the room at every restart :P
freaknarf
11. Dec 2014 · 22:32 UTC
Wtf :) drunken keyboard search simulator ?
mogwai
15. Dec 2014 · 23:46 UTC
Haha. Really enjoyed playing this one. Good job.
ChuiGum
16. Dec 2014 · 21:52 UTC
Great game, nice graphics, and just overall a cool idea!
Hellequin
16. Dec 2014 · 21:57 UTC
Very cool game! Really fun to play!