{"author_link":"\/author\/drtizzle\/","author_name":"Drtizzle","author_uid":"32775","comments":[{"author_name":"AGausmann","author_uid":"39216","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 2:53am","epoch":1418006880,"text":"This is hilarious! :D"},{"author_name":"Boog33","author_uid":"40910","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 2:58am","epoch":1418007180,"text":"YEAH! OMG U WIN!"},{"author_name":"jrap","author_uid":"35879","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:20am","epoch":1418015700,"text":"You had me at Brake, gas, gas?!?\r<br\/>\r<br\/>also: what is happening\r<br\/>this is a masterpiece"},{"author_name":"Quarterflip","author_uid":"40107","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:44am","epoch":1418017140,"text":"This is beautiful."},{"author_name":"karlipoppins","author_uid":"43949","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:49am","epoch":1418017440,"text":"Dear God what did I just play lol\r<br\/>I tried to put 6 stars in Humor but couldn't"},{"author_name":"\u5c3c\u514b\u00b7\u8a31","author_uid":"45410","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 8:38am","epoch":1418027580,"text":"I love it !!!  Cooooooooooooool"},{"author_name":"eusekerci","author_uid":"33925","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 2:09pm","epoch":1418047440,"text":"gas-gas?? :D so much fun! If there is high score or something to achieve, it will be great. Like it"},{"author_name":"lisac","author_uid":"43891","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 2:15pm","epoch":1418047800,"text":"Masterpiece :)"},{"author_name":"Liam :D","author_uid":"20786","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 2:16pm","epoch":1418047860,"text":"I've been following your updates in the news feed and been looking forward to playing this! You did not disappoint! This is... HARD! And yet I want to play more! :D"},{"author_name":"Drtizzle","author_uid":"32775","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 2:45pm","epoch":1418049600,"text":"@eusekerci: There is an highscore to archieve, it is the highscore of the racing-game. Try to go as fast as possible for as long as possible and your score will go up. Just rembember to mash the fart-button ;)\r<br\/>It also saves your highest score, you can see it in the main-menu.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Thanks for the great reactions so far!"},{"author_name":"rantt","author_uid":"41103","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 3:06pm","epoch":1418050860,"text":"Gas??...lol.  Very entertaining, I enjoyed it."},{"author_name":"Zolkren","author_uid":"35151","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 3:30pm","epoch":1418052300,"text":"HaHa, loved this game.\r<br\/>It is really funny."},{"author_name":"Absor","author_uid":"45226","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 3:31pm","epoch":1418052360,"text":"Game over because game over!"},{"author_name":"mrspeaker","author_uid":"9199","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 3:32pm","epoch":1418052420,"text":"That tune is epic. It took me a while to figure out the controls - because I did my first couple of games without using the joystick, and got really far without crashing ;) I love the effect of looking around, and perfect interpretation of the theme."},{"author_name":"Kim","author_uid":"44790","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 3:48pm","epoch":1418053380,"text":"WTF! is what I have to say and thats positive actually :P"},{"author_name":"RyanNielson","author_uid":"13891","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:09pm","epoch":1418054640,"text":"This is one of the dumbest things I've ever played, and I say that as a good thing. I like the viewpoint, and the QWOP like feature of having to do a bunch of different things at once. This is the kind of weird stuff that should be made in a jam. Well done!"},{"author_name":"Shampop","author_uid":"47083","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:24pm","epoch":1418055540,"text":"So fun :'D\r<br\/>This is stupid and really hard, but i laughed so hard :'D\r<br\/>Thank you ! :'D"},{"author_name":"danielilett","author_uid":"44564","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:29pm","epoch":1418055840,"text":"What mate? I don't know what the hell is going on. But this is weirdly fantastic. Like, seriously not what I was expecting. It's hard to control but it's so hilarious that I don't even care that I suck at it. Great work :D"},{"author_name":"rabbeni","author_uid":"44113","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:35pm","epoch":1418056200,"text":"Good job :D"},{"author_name":"Techblogogy","author_uid":"25556","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:05pm","epoch":1418058000,"text":"Very nice game! I loved it.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>P.S. If you will have a second try running my game again, I think I've fixed the issue"},{"author_name":"sputnik","author_uid":"38770","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 6:08pm","epoch":1418061780,"text":"80's Arcade Sim... Perfect!"},{"author_name":"anokta","author_uid":"13553","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 6:26pm","epoch":1418062860,"text":"just wtf?! - in a good way. :d \r<br\/>p.s.: i seriously want to punch that guy now!"},{"author_name":"Fanttum","author_uid":"42108","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 8:19pm","epoch":1418069640,"text":"Haha, nice idea. Gets a bit hard to see, but a really cool idea. great button sounds btw, haha."},{"author_name":"Evergreen Games","author_uid":"47043","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 9:52pm","epoch":1418075220,"text":"Wow! funny and strange. no idea whats happen but i don't care."},{"author_name":"flatgub","author_uid":"27519","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 9:56pm","epoch":1418075460,"text":"XD THIS IS SPECTACULAR!"},{"author_name":"AinaSG","author_uid":"45390","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 11:12pm","epoch":1418080020,"text":"This is so fun! xD I like it xD"},{"author_name":"bigbazwa","author_uid":"7362","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 11:13pm","epoch":1418080080,"text":"Made me laugh :)"},{"author_name":"hypnoticbytes","author_uid":"46966","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 11:32pm","epoch":1418081220,"text":"OMG! Best farting game ever!"},{"author_name":"FerraWare","author_uid":"45480","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 1:41am","epoch":1418088960,"text":"What the heck did I just play? :P"},{"author_name":"cmdr","author_uid":"45286","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 7:01am","epoch":1418108160,"text":"such random, much fun! :D"},{"author_name":"Crosstales","author_uid":"32967","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 12:31pm","epoch":1418127960,"text":"A really fun (farting) game!\r<br\/>Well done!"},{"author_name":"victorljs","author_uid":"41782","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 12:43pm","epoch":1418128680,"text":"Funny game. Fun controls. very good."},{"author_name":"allurious","author_uid":"20642","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 1:38pm","epoch":1418131980,"text":"I enjoyed the brake, gas, gas?! but oh my goddd what is going on"},{"author_name":"fil00dl","author_uid":"40594","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 1:50pm","epoch":1418132700,"text":"Everything in this game is funny! except the game-over screen ;)"},{"author_name":"Tasteslikefuture","author_uid":"44588","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 1:51pm","epoch":1418132760,"text":"Lol, this game is ridiculously fun. Very unique, awesome art and sound."},{"author_name":"Simon","author_uid":"9596","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 1:54pm","epoch":1418132940,"text":"Well done it's a very cool game and a good use of the theme. Very gross too, that's perfect :)"},{"author_name":"InfectionTeam","author_uid":"37445","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 1:57pm","epoch":1418133120,"text":"Definitely the strangest game I've played in a while. The fart meter had me bewildered for a while xD"},{"author_name":"Murchurl","author_uid":"44531","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 2:00pm","epoch":1418133300,"text":"Nice graphics! Funny idea! very addicting, solid gameplay. Great effort!"},{"author_name":"Blobby101","author_uid":"5567","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 2:21pm","epoch":1418134560,"text":"I have no idea what's going on, but it's majestic."},{"author_name":"raisedmedia","author_uid":"32069","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 2:22pm","epoch":1418134620,"text":"The fart thing was annoying. Meter went up way too fast."},{"author_name":"pjimmy","author_uid":"40339","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 2:29pm","epoch":1418135040,"text":"lol, very original and funny, well done :)"},{"author_name":"morshues","author_uid":"45372","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 3:23pm","epoch":1418138280,"text":"so funny! I seem to smell the smoke!"},{"author_name":"JNyknn","author_uid":"26965","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 3:46pm","epoch":1418139660,"text":"Very original concept with hilarious gameplay! I couldn't help but laught!"},{"author_name":"goodbadokay","author_uid":"47147","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 3:50pm","epoch":1418139900,"text":"Really strange game."},{"author_name":"daviosmash","author_uid":"44180","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 4:37pm","epoch":1418142720,"text":"A bit too noisy, but as distractions was a part of it, it fits. Still a bit tough to keep playing, due to the sheer amount of it."},{"author_name":"GreenyUk","author_uid":"27431","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 4:56pm","epoch":1418143860,"text":"Ahah. You win everything. Seriously this is great. Fast paced and fun, great sounds, utterly mental and great use of theme. I love punching that guy in the face. Feels so satisfying for some reason. Really good job OP. :D"},{"author_name":"Poupi","author_uid":"30975","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 5:28pm","epoch":1418145780,"text":"Haha totally dumb game, very fun !\r<br\/>We just have to fart too often in my opinion :)\r<br\/>(The music reminds me Doom)"},{"author_name":"flwns","author_uid":"39813","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 6:06pm","epoch":1418148060,"text":"Really funny, hard to play."},{"author_name":"dusho","author_uid":"36575","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 6:09pm","epoch":1418148240,"text":"brilliant :) but really hard keyboard smasher"},{"author_name":"T1MGames","author_uid":"45094","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 6:25pm","epoch":1418149200,"text":"This is great!"},{"author_name":"psydack","author_uid":"38916","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 6:57pm","epoch":1418151120,"text":"Masterpiece, thanks for made this!"},{"author_name":"Zimennik","author_uid":"38767","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 6:59pm","epoch":1418151240,"text":"That was fun!"},{"author_name":"Grindstorm","author_uid":"44088","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 7:52pm","epoch":1418154420,"text":"Amazing.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>The fart meter maybe goes up a little too fast. You have to keep mashing the button, can't forget about it for a second (maybe that was the idea?)."},{"author_name":"Dokthar","author_uid":"44265","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 8:16pm","epoch":1418155860,"text":"Excellent !"},{"author_name":"HotBoxGames","author_uid":"39707","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 8:17pm","epoch":1418155920,"text":"The mouse look thing really did it for me, I loved it, very immersive!"},{"author_name":"error031","author_uid":"44348","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 8:29pm","epoch":1418156640,"text":"Realy fun game, nice work!"},{"author_name":"BK-TN","author_uid":"4419","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 8:38pm","epoch":1418157180,"text":"Very accurate simulation of going to the arcade. Difficult, intense and goddamn hilarious. Couldn't be more perfect!"},{"author_name":"pcmaster","author_uid":"44796","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 8:59pm","epoch":1418158440,"text":"Game over because vomit! LOL"},{"author_name":"el-pepi","author_uid":"38693","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 10:22pm","epoch":1418163420,"text":"Really fun game! I like the style of the graphics and the gameplay is cool!\r<br\/>The stick is a bit hard to grab imo. And the game has a glitch, if you don't move you go trough the cars."},{"author_name":"BtheDestroyer","author_uid":"46490","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 10:26pm","epoch":1418163660,"text":"Pretty funny, I have to admit!"},{"author_name":"Gameness Monster","author_uid":"37057","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 11:13pm","epoch":1418166480,"text":"Nice game although a bit hard to master.\r<br\/>There is an exploit but I will leave this as an extra challenge :P"},{"author_name":"ENDESGA","author_uid":"19270","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 11:18pm","epoch":1418166780,"text":"Awesome game :) love it"},{"author_name":"dallonf","author_uid":"44672","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 11:56pm","epoch":1418169060,"text":"&quot;OI MATE&quot;\r<br\/>\r<br\/>I... don't really know what I just played. I think I liked it, though."},{"author_name":"elliottd","author_uid":"27074","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 12:51am","epoch":1418172360,"text":"really neat use of the mouse for operating the joystick and punching the distraction guy, worked really well with the 3 buttons. and i like the third button managing something that is not in the game, though i dislike that there is no reason to not be pressing it and you can't hold it down. also everything is really quite ugly (sound, graphic style, fart jokes, smoking) though I really respect this work despite my distaste for it. Really well done."},{"author_name":"Ted Brown","author_uid":"12485","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 1:43am","epoch":1418175480,"text":"Yes."},{"author_name":"cabezotta","author_uid":"19862","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 3:00am","epoch":1418180100,"text":"So funny! :D"},{"author_name":"The Jahn","author_uid":"2485","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 3:09am","epoch":1418180640,"text":"BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS\r<br\/>\r<br\/>this game is art"},{"author_name":"whilefun","author_uid":"7424","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 4:00am","epoch":1418183700,"text":"I don't know what I just played, but I think I had fun. Neat concept of the game within a game. That long necked fellow is creepy. I like the music. Would play again."},{"author_name":"Ossi","author_uid":"26674","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 4:18am","epoch":1418184780,"text":"Very strange game. Who knew distractions would be an interesting mechanic?! Very hilarious use of the theme and very cool controls. Well done!"},{"author_name":"Lynx","author_uid":"44477","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 4:53am","epoch":1418186880,"text":"Gosh darn! I think I almost broke my keyboard I was pressing buttons so fast!"},{"author_name":"FergusonTV","author_uid":"47075","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 9:07am","epoch":1418202120,"text":"Thx for your comment :)\r<br\/>Hilarious game :D"},{"author_name":"joppiesaus","author_uid":"29014","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 12:51pm","epoch":1418215560,"text":"Hilarious! What a masterpiece!"},{"author_name":"goro","author_uid":"47382","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 2:44pm","epoch":1418222340,"text":"It's cool and craaazy!!!"},{"author_name":"Yarek","author_uid":"22486","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 2:46pm","epoch":1418222460,"text":"Really hilarious game :)"},{"author_name":"Vulture Tamer","author_uid":"41917","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 3:03pm","epoch":1418223480,"text":"AWESOME audio!\r<br\/>\r<br\/>really great!\r<br\/>how did you come up with this xD"},{"author_name":"Manderxan","author_uid":"44492","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 3:19pm","epoch":1418224440,"text":"*shits pants laughing*\r<br\/>This is AWESOME! And HARD!\r<br\/>Everything fits together nicely, so not really anything bad to say about this one."},{"author_name":"Ulydev","author_uid":"43753","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 3:27pm","epoch":1418224920,"text":"Really fun ! :)"},{"author_name":"christopf","author_uid":"29139","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 3:34pm","epoch":1418225340,"text":"What did i just play?\r<br\/>Game is over but my cigarette where still glowing!"},{"author_name":"wdebowicz","author_uid":"29762","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 3:51pm","epoch":1418226360,"text":"That was funny! I like the animations, and how the &quot;gas?&quot; surprised me!"},{"author_name":"alwaysinbeta","author_uid":"9420","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 4:55pm","epoch":1418230200,"text":"Great game. Super hard in a good way. Hilariously funny."},{"author_name":"spitfire87","author_uid":"25586","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 4:57pm","epoch":1418230320,"text":"WTF this is the most hilarious game played till now haha.\r<br\/>And the race game is and actual game too :D"},{"author_name":"peterthehe","author_uid":"46596","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 5:27pm","epoch":1418232120,"text":"HAHA THIS IS AMAZING XD"},{"author_name":"rayman1900","author_uid":"45513","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 5:34pm","epoch":1418232540,"text":"This is the most awkward...ridiculous game on this website I've played up to date! Good job !"},{"author_name":"AMS","author_uid":"45180","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 6:13pm","epoch":1418234880,"text":"HAHAHA hilarious!\r<br\/>it resembles the controls of the game my team and I have created, what a coincidence"},{"author_name":"rabbit","author_uid":"26967","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 6:34pm","epoch":1418236140,"text":"Oh my god this is the best game of all time."},{"author_name":"RobustInteractive","author_uid":"45963","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 6:35pm","epoch":1418236200,"text":"WOW now thats what i call a cool game !!!! great job buddy!"},{"author_name":"flyingbear","author_uid":"16232","time":"Dec 11, 2014 @ 1:53am","epoch":1418262480,"text":"Just like in real life, where I'm always pooping my pants if I don't fart enough! The high-intensity music makes this game. 5\/5 in humor, with one of the stars due to the name alone."},{"author_name":"vinull","author_uid":"19362","time":"Dec 11, 2014 @ 2:14am","epoch":1418263740,"text":"I like the control idea and concept - playing the player of a game.  The humor of the game didn't do anything for me, and the difficulty was annoying enough I couldn't play long.  Still, props to the concept even if it's not my type of game!"},{"author_name":"barryrowe","author_uid":"34236","time":"Dec 11, 2014 @ 4:05am","epoch":1418270400,"text":"Pretty funny! I like controlling a character that's controlling a game. I pooped my pants too many times. Who knew it was so easy to do."},{"author_name":"2Bit","author_uid":"47684","time":"Dec 11, 2014 @ 4:56am","epoch":1418273460,"text":"When people argue that games aren't art, direct them to this game to prove them wrong."},{"author_name":"Threstle","author_uid":"44198","time":"Dec 11, 2014 @ 9:55am","epoch":1418291400,"text":"Awesome! We had the exact same idea but ended up doing something else. I'm glad you made this!"},{"author_name":"Kuality Games","author_uid":"46151","time":"Dec 11, 2014 @ 8:59pm","epoch":1418331240,"text":"Slapping Oi m8 guy simulator. 10\/10."},{"author_name":"thopis","author_uid":"46642","time":"Dec 12, 2014 @ 9:38am","epoch":1418376780,"text":"Very funny!I like the animation in his fingers!Great!"},{"author_name":"drZool","author_uid":"4","time":"Dec 12, 2014 @ 11:29am","epoch":1418383440,"text":"haha! Hitting the guy in the face was very intuitive and satisfactory!"},{"author_name":"ynots","author_uid":"45674","time":"Dec 12, 2014 @ 8:16pm","epoch":1418415060,"text":"nice use of theme..."},{"author_name":"ponk","author_uid":"11872","time":"Dec 12, 2014 @ 11:04pm","epoch":1418425140,"text":"Hilarious and awesome ... !!"},{"author_name":"mrexcessive","author_uid":"20788","time":"Dec 13, 2014 @ 4:07pm","epoch":1418486520,"text":"Hi there.  Excellent.  Love the Viz\/Python punching arm and heads sliding in.  So easy to forget to fart... Good job!"},{"author_name":"doos","author_uid":"19350","time":"Dec 14, 2014 @ 5:14pm","epoch":1418576940,"text":"it was so hard i did a solid."},{"author_name":"JJEvil","author_uid":"46521","time":"Dec 16, 2014 @ 1:19am","epoch":1418692440,"text":"I don't know what to say. I guess I just need to fart more often."},{"author_name":"asobitech","author_uid":"11959","time":"Dec 16, 2014 @ 7:56pm","epoch":1418759460,"text":"Great use of the theme. Very funny."},{"author_name":"gre","author_uid":"18803","time":"Dec 17, 2014 @ 1:04pm","epoch":1418821140,"text":"aha insane"},{"author_name":"ButtonMasherBros","author_uid":"11937","time":"Dec 18, 2014 @ 5:05pm","epoch":1418922000,"text":"Pssst - You are in todays Ludum Dare to Believe! Check it out - https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4QPQ6j3uiw8"},{"author_name":"alyphen","author_uid":"14242","time":"Dec 20, 2014 @ 5:44pm","epoch":1419097140,"text":"This was pretty funny, but unfortunately not very deep. I could keep going forever just by spamming all the buttons - when I'm losing just because I got bored, you know something's up. Graphics were half-decent, and music is good. I never saw a red car, but I was scoring upwards of about 5000, and there wasn't really that much of an aim."},{"author_name":"Roan Contreras","author_uid":"2043","time":"Dec 28, 2014 @ 8:18am","epoch":1419754380,"text":"That was way intense, LOL!\r<br\/>This game's awesome :D"}],"images":["ld31\/32775-d3c7e4d0bba0e16e943ea11ab811494e.jpg","ld31\/32775-884c66505564c7f1596b63b6087d6a57.jpg","ld31\/32775-401cf1218bb7a678d4f6fb69262f582d.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/drtizzle.itch.io\/the-fast-and-the-flatulent","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/drtizzle.itch.io\/the-fast-and-the-flatulent","text":"Windows"},{"url":"http:\/\/drtizzle.itch.io\/the-fast-and-the-flatulent","text":"OS\/X"},{"url":"http:\/\/drtizzle.itch.io\/the-fast-and-the-flatulent","text":"Linux"},{"url":"https:\/\/dl.dropboxusercontent.com\/u\/22248011\/TheFastAndTheFlatulent-LD31-SOURCE.zip","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"14246","g_author":"32775","g_event":"LD31","g_eventkey":"26","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"14276","g_title":"The Fast and the Flatulent","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"409","g_commentcount":"104","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/32775-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/32775-shot1.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/32775-shot2.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"RIGHT-CLICK AND CHOOSE \"GO FULLSCREEN\" FOR A MUCH BETTER PERFORMANCE\r\n\r\nDESCRIPTION:\r\nYou're a guy playing a game in a video arcade. But you get distracted by all sorts of things.\r\nTry to get the highest score on the arcade machine!\r\n\r\nCONTROLS:\r\nuse the ASD-keys to control your left hand, use your mouse and left-mousebutton to control the joystick and to punch.\r\n\r\nGAMEPLAY TIPS:\r\n- grab the joystick and make sure to move it gently\r\n- keep your middle-finger on the S-key\r\n- tap the D-key at moderate speed, keep an eye on the fart-meter to see what's fast enough\r\n- wait to punch \"Oi M8\"-guy until you just passed a red car\r\n\r\nthis should make it less hard ;)","title":"The Fast and the Flatulent"}