{"author_link":"\/author\/oh_cripes\/","author_name":"oh_cripes","author_uid":"2924","comments":[{"author_name":"Nuclear Napalm","author_uid":"38866","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 3:07am","epoch":1418007720,"text":"Haha! I love simple mechanick of eat-shit-f**k, but I have no idea how to jump to 3rd platform... Not enought jump power. I can only navegate at the bottom."},{"author_name":"FerraWare","author_uid":"45480","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:12am","epoch":1418011620,"text":"Best game I've played so far! Nice idea!"},{"author_name":"BluMist","author_uid":"29261","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 7:52am","epoch":1418024820,"text":"It's like the sims except way better, haha.  No seriously it was fun, but I too struggled to jump high enough."},{"author_name":"daredevildave","author_uid":"5182","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 8:48am","epoch":1418028180,"text":"Love it. I managed to get to 3rd generation and jump up to the top, but not sure if there is any advantage in that?"},{"author_name":"igoramendola","author_uid":"31253","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 9:07am","epoch":1418029320,"text":"hahaha very creative and funny! and I loved the generations concept. I reached the 3rd generation, so far. But I still need more &quot;eat, shit and babies&quot; xD"},{"author_name":"rabbeni","author_uid":"44113","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 11:30am","epoch":1418037900,"text":"Haha loved the game and concept :D"},{"author_name":"LexGear","author_uid":"26708","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 2:15pm","epoch":1418047800,"text":"NOOOOOOOOOO! After reading the description I really wanted to play this, but it won't load :( Just stuck on &quot;Loading&quot;."},{"author_name":"PeerPlay","author_uid":"40389","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 2:18pm","epoch":1418047980,"text":"Very funny creative game. Could see this work better with more detailed art though"},{"author_name":"Myyyvothrr","author_uid":"6391","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 2:20pm","epoch":1418048100,"text":"Interesting idea, liked thee graphics!"},{"author_name":"Drtizzle","author_uid":"32775","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 2:20pm","epoch":1418048100,"text":"Nice graphics and music! Cool concept, and it works in a really basic way.\r<br\/>I couldn't jump on the second platform, and I could not make babies in the second generation :("},{"author_name":"sam101","author_uid":"21189","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 2:22pm","epoch":1418048220,"text":"Nice game, the mechanics are simple, but efficient, and the execution is great. Nice graphics too."},{"author_name":"oh_andrej","author_uid":"45379","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 2:24pm","epoch":1418048340,"text":"Nice! Relaxing music and cute ideas, fun to look at and fun to play. It also has some of the most sizzingly erotic love scenes ever put on screen.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>For those wondering how to get up on the platforms: Keep playing :P"},{"author_name":"oh_cripes","author_uid":"2924","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 2:31pm","epoch":1418048760,"text":"Thanks for the comments guys. For those who want a hint - babies take after their fathers. (Also there isn't anything special at the top, except more room to plant trees, sorry I ran out of time :)"},{"author_name":"stray","author_uid":"47087","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 2:41pm","epoch":1418049360,"text":"Great concept\/ nice job"},{"author_name":"Zolkren","author_uid":"35151","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 3:54pm","epoch":1418053740,"text":"I always like pixelated games.\r<br\/>Cool game."},{"author_name":"pjimmy","author_uid":"40339","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:32pm","epoch":1418059620,"text":"well done, that's life in a nutshell"},{"author_name":"Webravenz","author_uid":"15961","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 7:44pm","epoch":1418067540,"text":"Simple and repetitive but very nice interaction ;)"},{"author_name":"TKF15H","author_uid":"46664","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 7:56pm","epoch":1418068260,"text":"The first time I played it, I didn't really get it. On the second time it was more fun... and I had this growing urge to punch a giraffe."},{"author_name":"Pete_H","author_uid":"30272","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 11:13pm","epoch":1418080080,"text":"Depressing in the most charming way. I died of hunger whilst having sex at the age of 74. Also Got swarmed byy giraffes."},{"author_name":"uvwar","author_uid":"40468","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 11:27pm","epoch":1418080920,"text":"Took me a while to figure out what I was supposed to be doing, and I think I got it, but I could only get to generation 3, ultimately. Very cool though!"},{"author_name":"aaronjbaptiste","author_uid":"19914","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 1:16pm","epoch":1418130660,"text":"This was done really well, loved it."},{"author_name":"danidre14","author_uid":"32791","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 2:55pm","epoch":1418136600,"text":"Wow, this was hard! But after generation 5, you don't need to rely on trees anymore, cause you'd be string enough to spring to other platforms, and find a mate, and also have enough hearts so even when your hunger runs out, only one life goes. I quit on generation 8.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>What could have increased it though, was if trees we to grow  more apples, or at least disappear to give room for other trees, when dead.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>That said, the music is nice, not even annoying one bit, and I liked the graphics, and it was based on the theme! :D\r<br\/>I've made my game much easier, and a file for less lag, and also will make a video on how  to beat it! :D"},{"author_name":"oh_cripes","author_uid":"2924","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 6:13pm","epoch":1418148480,"text":"@danidre14 - Yeah, someone found that 'loophole' on the Monday and told me :) I was going to have hyenas which would chase you and cause you to lose lives, but they didn't make the cut. Also, if you have 3 strength you can pick up the trees and build fences to keep the giraffes out :)\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Glad you liked the game!"},{"author_name":"MaesK","author_uid":"30782","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 11:01pm","epoch":1418165760,"text":"Hahaha, interesting idea! Having a child at 65+ looks dangerous, but these lifeforms seem to also stay as a baby until 16 years old, so whatever :D Nice game!"},{"author_name":"oh_cripes","author_uid":"2924","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 11:11pm","epoch":1418166360,"text":"I originally put a menopause in at 45, but there was a bug and the code doesn't stop you having a baby anymore. You (and the old women) are supposed to die at age 100 too, but the same thing went wrong."},{"author_name":"Fnkee","author_uid":"22198","time":"Dec 9, 2014 @ 11:13pm","epoch":1418166480,"text":"What the heck. This is so addicting. I really wanna know what happens when you get to the top! I got to Generation 3. Love the creative game mechanics. Nice music as well! Those giraffes got on my nerves though!"},{"author_name":"BtheDestroyer","author_uid":"46490","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 9:42pm","epoch":1418247420,"text":"Wow... Don't really know what to say other than there should have been SOME warning in the description at least..."},{"author_name":"Shampop","author_uid":"47083","time":"Dec 10, 2014 @ 10:00pm","epoch":1418248500,"text":"I don't hunderstand everything, BUT it's really cute :3\r<br\/>Cute and stpuid to resume life by &quot;Eat\/Shit\/Make-Babies!&quot;; but graphisms are cute, music is cute, girafes are cute and game is globaly cute. So it's cool, i like cute things."},{"author_name":"mrexcessive","author_uid":"20788","time":"Dec 11, 2014 @ 11:12am","epoch":1418296020,"text":"Hi there. Got to second generation but then died. Couldn't jump to second tree.  Good job has rating warning - surely people come from storks and flowers, or is that bees.  Good job pixel-land!"},{"author_name":"ZNCatlaw","author_uid":"42407","time":"Dec 13, 2014 @ 5:46am","epoch":1418449260,"text":"I played this for a while! Lovely little simulation. I had a baby and planted a bunch of trees, and waved at giraffes. What more could I want?"},{"author_name":"Grindstorm","author_uid":"44088","time":"Dec 13, 2014 @ 6:43pm","epoch":1418495880,"text":"I couldn't get very far - I couldn't get past the frist level until 2nd generation, and the trees didn't seem to re-grow? Also, I was saving a last apple for when health was low, and then it just disappeared - trees die?  Very hard!  Fun though.  Cool concept.  Just wish I could have done a little more than wait for a man to arrive on the first level in Gen 1."},{"author_name":"oh_cripes","author_uid":"2924","time":"Dec 15, 2014 @ 1:08pm","epoch":1418648580,"text":"@Grindstorm - The trees don't regrow, you have to plant new ones. Apples don't dissapear, but they can be eaten by giraffes and also old women."},{"author_name":"freaknarf","author_uid":"46874","time":"Dec 21, 2014 @ 10:12am","epoch":1419156420,"text":"Nice!!!Pixel art is very nice, and as it contains a gameplay based on pooping 5\/5 everywhere.You can also fuck in front of your grandmother, that may deserve a 6\/5. I could not reach 4th generation because i tried to give birth in water or maybe i was just starving trying to do most stupid things possible."}],"images":["ld31\/2924-598c553a73ae19ee99fe25473e0da858.jpg","ld31\/2924-1a4c7f1de13eb5f1bb7df9d9051aaa02.jpg","ld31\/2924-77cd33b57ec058d2ed185a8cff8be2f3.jpg","ld31\/2924-28bfab0d5607eb2fd8124441c2073c7e.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/joeba.in\/madeline","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/github.com\/joebain\/madeline","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"14263","g_author":"2924","g_event":"LD31","g_eventkey":"26","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"14293","g_title":"Madeline's Daughters","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"212","g_commentcount":"33","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/2924-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/2924-shot1.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/2924-shot2.gif-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/2924-shot3.gif-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"You are Madeline, trapped on a desert island. 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