{"author_link":"\/author\/laxeot\/","author_name":"laxeot","author_uid":"45502","comments":[{"author_name":"Lawls","author_uid":"16548","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:32am","epoch":1418012820,"text":"Not all punches seem to connect"},{"author_name":"madlee","author_uid":"15236","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:33am","epoch":1418012880,"text":"That tag line made me chuckle. I lost pretty badly, I guess I ruined Christmas :P"},{"author_name":"psyduckfreak","author_uid":"45549","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:34am","epoch":1418012940,"text":"nice man"},{"author_name":"woodecker","author_uid":"6641","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:36am","epoch":1418013060,"text":"Good humor, sir."},{"author_name":"jarry","author_uid":"44284","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:36am","epoch":1418013060,"text":"Did i just hear "fuck my ass" ? haha ^^ the game is funny."},{"author_name":"Drtizzle","author_uid":"32775","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:37am","epoch":1418013120,"text":"This is crazy! Too bad the punching doesnt feel right. Nice music and sound!"},{"author_name":"ChronusZ","author_uid":"10652","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:38am","epoch":1418013180,"text":"Haha, what an amusing concept. I liked the music a lot as well. The punch collisions were rather broken, though."},{"author_name":"laxeot","author_uid":"45502","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:39am","epoch":1418013240,"text":"@Drtizzle @Lawls @ChronusZ\rYup, known glitch. When you punch an enemy who is standing in front of a tree, it thinks you're punching a tree. Working on that c:"},{"author_name":"MiniBobbo","author_uid":"22584","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:41am","epoch":1418013360,"text":"I'm ridiculously confused, but I enjoy being there.\r\rAnd that video was awesome.\r\rUnfortunately in Chrome my mouse wouldn't stay in the Unity plugin window so I wasn't able to really do much. What does the water do?"},{"author_name":"cxsquared","author_uid":"23711","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:42am","epoch":1418013420,"text":"I'm not quite sure what I just played but I think I liked it."},{"author_name":"laxeot","author_uid":"45502","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:43am","epoch":1418013480,"text":"@MiniBobbo the water will take down the trees percentage by 50% ^^\r\r@cxsquared thanks i think!"},{"author_name":"shyupuff","author_uid":"34906","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:08am","epoch":1418014980,"text":"Hahaha really funny. Also whoever came up with that tagline, especially the pun "crucifuckin' " deserves a pat on the back. Controls were kind of wonky, but mostly quite fun. nice job!"},{"author_name":"Paperscraps","author_uid":"43555","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:10am","epoch":1418015100,"text":"This game made my laugh. Random and a bit glitchy, but fun stuff none the less."},{"author_name":"mintybacon","author_uid":"40649","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:13am","epoch":1418015280,"text":"I liek punching butts"},{"author_name":"jrap","author_uid":"35879","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:14am","epoch":1418015340,"text":"I...I don't-\rlike..\rawesome job?\r\r"Jesus is back, and he's not crucifuckin' around."\r\rI..\rhuh?"},{"author_name":"karlipoppins","author_uid":"43949","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:14am","epoch":1418015340,"text":"Amazing graphics and audio for 48h. The controls still need some work but it was funny nonetheless"},{"author_name":"Catwheel","author_uid":"46337","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:16am","epoch":1418015460,"text":"kinda difficult to punch dudes. Also, I'm not sure how to get more water, or if I can get more water."},{"author_name":"laxeot","author_uid":"45502","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:17am","epoch":1418015520,"text":"@Catwheel The punching is a bit broken, and water comes every three minutes ^^"},{"author_name":"Red Sigma","author_uid":"46846","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:18am","epoch":1418015580,"text":"Nicolas Cage on a body pillow and Steve Buscemi is clouds.\r'Nuff said"},{"author_name":"mtinkerhess","author_uid":"20708","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:19am","epoch":1418015640,"text":"Fun game, very funny!\r\rDid you make all these assets in 48 hours? Pretty impressive if so, but I get the feeling they might be from the asset store or somewhere else (I think I heard the X-Files theme in there)? I hate to be a jerk but you're not supposed to do that for Compo entries -- it's okay for Jam entries. The rules are here: http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/rules\/"},{"author_name":"Quarterflip","author_uid":"40107","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:20am","epoch":1418015700,"text":"Tended to get stuck on dead bodies. Also Jesus has gone super tree-huggery since last time he was around..."},{"author_name":"Nuclear Napalm","author_uid":"38866","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:38am","epoch":1418016780,"text":"Soundrack creates great mood for this game)) Collidion detection appeared buggy, but still its fun))"},{"author_name":"T1MGames","author_uid":"45094","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:42am","epoch":1418017020,"text":"Sad that you didn't use "Wood" at 0:04 in the video, lol."},{"author_name":"volkoivan","author_uid":"44824","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:46am","epoch":1418017260,"text":"Soooo... Where is LD theme there?\rAlso, I don't really know why people find these game funny.\rThere better examples in jam, that funnier and don't have such a banal humor\rSo yeah"},{"author_name":"Interface","author_uid":"42145","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 6:09am","epoch":1418018640,"text":"I had no idea what to expect. And it wasn't at all what I expected, lol. A few bugs but solid entry for ld."},{"author_name":"tonypai","author_uid":"43286","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 6:11am","epoch":1418018760,"text":"It's crazy and amusing. lol"},{"author_name":"benmcnelly","author_uid":"31106","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 7:29am","epoch":1418023440,"text":"What just happened. WHAT HAVE I DONE. Lets do it again..."},{"author_name":"DanHayesGamer","author_uid":"26237","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 10:46am","epoch":1418035260,"text":"Nicolas cage titty. 5\/5 Humor."},{"author_name":"Groydis","author_uid":"35367","time":"Dec 8, 2014 @ 11:17am","epoch":1418037120,"text":"Nice tag line."},{"author_name":"Elemental Zeal Games Studios","author_uid":"12839","time":"Dec 12, 2014 @ 8:21pm","epoch":1418415360,"text":"Pretty difficult to punch people."}],"images":["ld31\/45502-4448af5e29b18d0d8ca90c9c9e8f2004.jpg","ld31\/45502-5145bc78b75134e14ee5592c4c206503.jpg","ld31\/45502-a305aca41c4daa1e4d6ec9d624dfccec.jpg","ld31\/45502-9ed8d499548c5ab0de014b63ec9a65ef.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/dubstaphone.com\/ludum31\/","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/dubstaphone.com\/ludum31\/windows.zip","text":"Windows"},{"url":"http:\/\/dubstaphone.com\/ludum31\/mac.zip","text":"Mac"},{"url":"http:\/\/dubstaphone.com\/ludum31\/linux.tar","text":"Linux"},{"url":"http:\/\/dubstaphone.com\/ludum31\/source.zip","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"14586","g_author":"45502","g_event":"LD31","g_eventkey":"26","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"14616","g_title":"Christmas Punch!","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"1001","g_commentcount":"30","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/45502-shot0.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/45502-shot1.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/45502-shot2.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/407933\/45502-shot3.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"(PLEASE READ THE BUG BELOW, OTHERWISE THIS GAME WILL SUCK)\r\nIf you were a tree would you protect your own kind? Your objective is simple... kill anyone who tries to buy a tree. Godspeed. Five trees, unlimited customers, and one brave tree (that's you!)\r\n\r\nJesus is back, and he's not crucifuckin' around.\r\n\r\n**IMPORTANT**\r\nThere is a bug that makes it so you can't punch an enemy while they're standing in front of a tree. If you punch the enemy from the side, or from any angle that does not have the tree behind the enemy, it will work just fine.\r\n\r\n**CONTROLS**\r\nWASD - Move\r\nSpace - Jump\r\nLMB - Punch Left\r\nRMB - Punch Right\r\nE - Water plants\r\nESC - Free mouse\r\n\r\n**FOR A FUN SURPRISE, GO OUTSIDE**","title":"Christmas Punch!"}