{"author_link":"\/author\/ebolbe\/","author_name":"ebolbe","author_uid":"39354","comments":[{"author_name":"43iscoding","author_uid":"35110","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 1:39pm","epoch":1408973640,"text":"Your WEB link leads to github"},{"author_name":"Donutttt","author_uid":"30043","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 5:17pm","epoch":1408986720,"text":"Ha this is insane, those are some angry guys! Great fun"},{"author_name":"TeamQuadratic","author_uid":"18547","time":"Aug 27, 2014 @ 4:52am","epoch":1409114820,"text":"I didn't like that you couldn't move horizontally and vertically at the same time. Otherwise a decent sidescroller."},{"author_name":"IsaacL.Balogh","author_uid":"25471","time":"Aug 27, 2014 @ 11:07pm","epoch":1409180520,"text":"Some sort of a pause would make this a lot better. Not having a player health display is really bad. Not being able to move diagonally makes the game much harder (in a bad way). The speed at which everything moves at the end is too fast, impossible to dodge anything."},{"author_name":"cudabear","author_uid":"25773","time":"Aug 28, 2014 @ 1:08am","epoch":1409187780,"text":"Um... very interesting, haha.  The controls were pretty solid, though it was pretty pointless to dodge the flying heads when I realized they couldn't really hurt me.  The audio was pretty funny!"},{"author_name":"jjhaggar","author_uid":"38790","time":"Aug 28, 2014 @ 7:36pm","epoch":1409254260,"text":"I think I won!"},{"author_name":"ShadowStryker","author_uid":"39432","time":"Aug 31, 2014 @ 8:13pm","epoch":1409515680,"text":"Pretty humorous game. The audio was pretty good. I wasn't able to figure out how to reach the portal though. Perhaps clearer instructions would be better?"},{"author_name":"vividhelix","author_uid":"35713","time":"Aug 31, 2014 @ 9:32pm","epoch":1409520420,"text":"Not sure if you can die since I finished this in the first run. I liked the sound effects :)"},{"author_name":"MunkeeBacon","author_uid":"10400","time":"Sep 3, 2014 @ 4:10am","epoch":1409717100,"text":"That's a nicely drawn ship."},{"author_name":"frogcheese","author_uid":"25059","time":"Sep 14, 2014 @ 5:19pm","epoch":1410714840,"text":"Pretty funny sound effects, though I'm not sure if you're able to lose? By the end the enemies came at you so fast that it was literally impossible to evade them, so I just sat down in a corner were there didn't seem to spawn that many and just plowed through the ones that came by. And aside from more funny sound effects, nothing really seemed to happen when I hit one."}],"images":["ld30\/39354-0d412e7a7fbfd3126c32aff5de657305.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1lqU5lK","text":"Windows"},{"url":"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1lqU5lK","text":"OS\/X"},{"url":"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1lqU5lK","text":"Linux"},{"url":"https:\/\/github.com\/javosuher\/LudumDare30","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"16822","g_author":"39354","g_event":"LD30","g_eventkey":"24","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"16851","g_title":"Humanity VS Samuel","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"1184","g_commentcount":"10","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/375043\/39354-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"You have only two minutes to save the earth. Evade the Samuels to reach the portal and run before the time runs out.\r\n\r\nControls\r\n---------\r\n\r\nw --- UP\r\ns --- DOWN\r\nd --- RIGHT\r\na --- LEFT\r\n\r\n","title":"Humanity VS Samuel"}