{"author_link":"\/author\/thesource\/","author_name":"Bendix","author_uid":"11567","comments":[{"author_name":"MagnesiumNinja","author_uid":"3595","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 2:28am","epoch":1408933380,"text":"Oh God my ears"},{"author_name":"FacticiusVir","author_uid":"8404","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 2:33am","epoch":1408933680,"text":"O_o"},{"author_name":"CaptainCabbage","author_uid":"40510","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 2:34am","epoch":1408933740,"text":"I have to say, I had a pretty good laugh. I was expecting one thing, and then something else gets thrown my way. A lot of somethings. LIKE HUNDREDS OF SOMETHINGS. Game of the year!"},{"author_name":"kblaney","author_uid":"6981","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 2:38am","epoch":1408933980,"text":"I'm really not sure what the intention is here. There is the base of a competent platform shooter, but the audio is rather grating and the obsession with bell peppers is confusing."},{"author_name":"PiratePants","author_uid":"40201","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 2:52am","epoch":1408934820,"text":"lol wtf... nice art though"},{"author_name":"kevinAlbs","author_uid":"26957","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 3:44am","epoch":1408937940,"text":"10\/10 would play again."},{"author_name":"breadstix","author_uid":"28700","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 3:49am","epoch":1408938240,"text":"The actual game play is good. The audio reminds me of Twin Peaks and freaks me out a bit. Definitely the most WTF game I've played so far."},{"author_name":"Jupitron","author_uid":"35249","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 4:07am","epoch":1408939320,"text":"Thanks god for being alive in this era. Please let everyone play this game. Im really serious. Thanks a lot, you made me laugh."},{"author_name":"Fanttum","author_uid":"42108","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 4:14am","epoch":1408939740,"text":"I mean, its fun i guess"},{"author_name":"imdigitaljim","author_uid":"40038","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 4:16am","epoch":1408939860,"text":"Gross!"},{"author_name":"jsspiegel","author_uid":"11418","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 4:20am","epoch":1408940100,"text":"What... sticky keys kept going off... the gimp bell pepper... no idea what's going on half the time... reminds me of a B movie... great music... love it?"},{"author_name":"ENDESGA","author_uid":"19270","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 4:28am","epoch":1408940580,"text":"11\/10 needs more barrels -IGN"},{"author_name":"@TeddyNashor","author_uid":"24963","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 5:13am","epoch":1408943280,"text":"uhh ... what did I jump into? O.O"},{"author_name":"varun","author_uid":"1675","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 5:22am","epoch":1408943820,"text":"Many barrels were slain."},{"author_name":"korigame","author_uid":"40504","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 6:06am","epoch":1408946460,"text":"ummm..."},{"author_name":"Clavus","author_uid":"18043","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 11:50am","epoch":1408967100,"text":"I appreciate the amount of effort you put into giving the player the finger :D"},{"author_name":"psychomonster","author_uid":"17723","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 2:52pm","epoch":1408978020,"text":"nice.. died a million times in the west :) Its fast, ist simple... you can hide behind barrels... sound is heavy... good job at all! I like it...But needed my glasses to play"},{"author_name":"Druid","author_uid":"31662","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 3:03pm","epoch":1408978680,"text":"WTF i just play? :D I must be drunk or something XD Funny, really funny game!"},{"author_name":"Vallar","author_uid":"41060","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 3:26pm","epoch":1408980060,"text":"Well this had a good premise at the beginning but I kind of got confused with the intention of the game. \r\rI liked the way the guy was shooting and that he ducks and jumps -- standard platformer stuff that worked well. However, I wasn't sure why ducking didn't help me nor even jumping when I am being shot at. It is either you kill faster or get killed. \r\rThat said, I wasn't sure either what is the spraying pepper for? I couldn't for example jump on top of the spray on level 3 or 4. \r\rAll in all there is fun to be had in there but I kind of lost it with the weird things that happen sometimes. \rGood work though, I am sure there is something in there that I don't get :)"},{"author_name":"CryoGenesis","author_uid":"14720","time":"Aug 25, 2014 @ 4:18pm","epoch":1408983180,"text":"Love it"},{"author_name":"Joe Williamson","author_uid":"28182","time":"Aug 26, 2014 @ 3:08am","epoch":1409022180,"text":"Wow. What. *Plays again*"},{"author_name":"EnigmAraigne","author_uid":"34693","time":"Aug 26, 2014 @ 8:13am","epoch":1409040480,"text":"Weird but fun. I couldn't stand the sound was too noisy. But humour is great. Overall nice job dude!"},{"author_name":"fallingBear","author_uid":"34943","time":"Aug 26, 2014 @ 9:51pm","epoch":1409089560,"text":"That goatse was a nice touch. 10\/10"},{"author_name":"BuffaloPhil","author_uid":"8563","time":"Aug 27, 2014 @ 8:53pm","epoch":1409172480,"text":"number nine.... number nine...."},{"author_name":"howkj1","author_uid":"41421","time":"Aug 31, 2014 @ 12:23am","epoch":1409444280,"text":"Wished I could walk into that saloon at the start..."},{"author_name":"mrexcessive","author_uid":"20788","time":"Aug 31, 2014 @ 10:25am","epoch":1409480400,"text":"Hi there. STRANGE game... I found the light operatic background very weird, overall weird... it was strange ok... Hmmm.. how to rate though. Nice graphics and Weird sound. Good job!"},{"author_name":"Ted Brown","author_uid":"12485","time":"Sep 2, 2014 @ 5:17am","epoch":1409634720,"text":"I stepped into a famous anus and was assault by a green pepper duplicant army and their cowboy henchmen, all where Little Joe used to train to take on Mike Tyson. GOTY"}],"images":["ld30\/11567-a8c4052686c3f2033b2fb3958b71c204.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/portal3d-bendix.rhcloud.com\/","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"16972","g_author":"11567","g_event":"LD30","g_eventkey":"24","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"17001","g_title":"Portal 3D","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"1145","g_commentcount":"27","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/375043\/11567-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Portal 3D is an action roleplay game that not only sticks out because of its next-gen graphics, but also due to the heartwarming story it is based on.\r\nDid I get your attention? I thought so.\r\nSo, what are you waiting for?\r\n\r\nPS: Please don't keep this gem for yourself. Sharing is caring!\r\n\r\n\"By far the best game of the year 2014.\"\r\n- Some guy\r\n\r\n\"Jesus Christ this shit is aggravating\"\r\n- Another guy\r\n\r\nControls:\r\nA - Left\r\nD - Right\r\nS - Crouch\r\nShift - Fire\r\nSpace - Jump\r\n\r\nEnjoy the ride!\r\n\r\nAlmost forgot: you see a black screen? bear with it - it's just loading some files from the server!\r\n\r\nUPDATE\r\n\r\nHere's a complete walkthrough of the game in case you didn't make it to the last level:\r\nhttp:\/\/youtu.be\/ndmZ6KIVMAE\r\n\r\nUPDATE\r\n\r\nEA bought the entire Portal 3D franchise for 10 billion USD in cash and is currently working on a prequel to the immensely popular game. That's right. For the first time in over a decade, EA is going to release a creative game.","title":"Portal 3D"}