April 6th, 2056
5:50 PM

20 years after discovering that bacon strips are, in fact, sentient beings, they decide to stand up against the human tyranny and assemble back into the pig form thus starting The Bacon Uprising.

Help four leaders of the Bacon Resistance Army defeat humans in the exhausting trials separating them from being a pig once again.

=== Controls ===

Shitload of controls so I recommend learning by doing until it's natural rather than trying to memorize. Anyway:

- WSAD + spacebar for the leftmost game
- alternate O and P mashing for the middle-left
- arrows for middle-right
- number keys (either numpad or the one-strip ones) for the rightmost game

== Walkthrough ===

If you want to throw the PC out your window already but wanna see the ending before doing that, I got you covered:

As soon as the game starts, type 68713 as those are the respective solutions to the rightmost game and they never change. This will leave you with three games instead of four.

Then, swiftly mash O and P a few times so that the bar gets fuller and take your plane to the right cause being at the center, it's prone to many more crashes and shots. In the meantime try to nail a few steps in the dancing game cause every missed arrow reduces your HP by 10 (100 total). Don't overdo it, though, since the dancing game is the easiest on your HP among those four, with the plane one being the most deadly.

Shortly, the dancing game should finish and you'll be left with only the two leftmost games. Try to stay off the homing missiles by flying upwards (you're faster going forward than backward and they most likely won't catch you before exploding). Bam, done!