{"author_link":"\/author\/brackcurly\/","author_name":"brackcurly","author_uid":"7465","comments":[{"author_name":"sputnikgames","author_uid":"37026","time":"Apr 29, 2014 @ 3:15am","epoch":1398741000,"text":"Hahaha Love it!"},{"author_name":"okeedokeben","author_uid":"36391","time":"Apr 29, 2014 @ 3:28am","epoch":1398741780,"text":"Wow, you weren't kidding. :\/"},{"author_name":"brackcurly","author_uid":"7465","time":"Apr 29, 2014 @ 3:35am","epoch":1398742200,"text":"@okeedokeben I think you missed something"},{"author_name":"Zeta","author_uid":"35509","time":"Apr 29, 2014 @ 11:41am","epoch":1398771360,"text":"Had me going for a minute there..."},{"author_name":"philip_sinclair","author_uid":"37109","time":"Apr 29, 2014 @ 11:44am","epoch":1398771540,"text":"Great and hilarious audio. definitely an unexplored mario avenue. and very apt name!"},{"author_name":"InfectionTeam","author_uid":"37445","time":"Apr 29, 2014 @ 11:46am","epoch":1398771660,"text":"Wow that second level was quite unpalatable :O\r<br\/>Level one music sounds like me on the recorder haha.\r<br\/>A somewhat amusing game. I had some performance issues when things really got going in the second level though."},{"author_name":"coquinounet","author_uid":"17565","time":"Apr 29, 2014 @ 11:46am","epoch":1398771660,"text":"Holy shit (yes it's appropriate :p) funny :)"},{"author_name":"KyleDAudio","author_uid":"37128","time":"Apr 30, 2014 @ 1:34am","epoch":1398821340,"text":"I just love the humour in the whole idea of this game. Perfect!"},{"author_name":"littleball","author_uid":"14756","time":"May 12, 2014 @ 9:50pm","epoch":1399931100,"text":"I love the start music. Reminds me of my recorder days. I think you are better though ;)"}],"images":["ld29\/7465-2ffdbb579a15c8e1980e8bb8d800347a.jpg","ld29\/7465-5b59d09e49ea21676e16942809c3f64a.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.paulsonnentag.com\/ld\/shitty-platformer\/","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"19345","g_author":"7465","g_event":"LD29","g_eventkey":"22","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"19374","g_title":"Shitty Platformer","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"446","g_commentcount":"9","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/342546\/7465-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/342546\/7465-shot1.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"This Platformer is shittier than you might think.\r\n\r\nUse arrows to control","title":"Shitty Platformer"}