Usain Bolt Simulator 2013 by danielcmessias
'HERE IT IS! The most highly anticipated uber-realistic simulation game this year. Praised for it's groundbreaking graphics, immersive gameplay and beautiful storytelling it truly is a game to be remembered'
Quote from a critic, 2013, er, ok it was me...
Look, if you've ever wondered just exactly what it was like to BE Usain Bolt the day of the 100m finals in Beijing, his preparations, his journey, and most importantly, his running, then your completely mental, but I have the game for you!
Controls are either in game or self-explanatory; 10 levels to be completed in, yes you guessed it, 10 seconds or less (The Usain Bolt lifestyle), 100 seconds of gameplay programmed by a lazy developer with no artistic talent.
Enjoy.
(P.s. I've included the source code because why not, but it's ugly, this is a textbook definition of a game that's been thrown together, and is the pinnacle of inefficiency, so don't take anything away from it...)
(P.p.s. I don't know how well the game will run, and I haven't been able to test it on Mac/Linux, it's Libgdx Java so it should run just fine, but just a word of warning)
**Updates**
0.1: Level 3 Updated to be more clear about how brushing teeth mechanic works
0.2: Level 5 Updates to be more clear about how the controller works and the crosshair moves slightly quicker as many people find it way too difficult.
Quote from a critic, 2013, er, ok it was me...
Look, if you've ever wondered just exactly what it was like to BE Usain Bolt the day of the 100m finals in Beijing, his preparations, his journey, and most importantly, his running, then your completely mental, but I have the game for you!
Controls are either in game or self-explanatory; 10 levels to be completed in, yes you guessed it, 10 seconds or less (The Usain Bolt lifestyle), 100 seconds of gameplay programmed by a lazy developer with no artistic talent.
Enjoy.
(P.s. I've included the source code because why not, but it's ugly, this is a textbook definition of a game that's been thrown together, and is the pinnacle of inefficiency, so don't take anything away from it...)
(P.p.s. I don't know how well the game will run, and I haven't been able to test it on Mac/Linux, it's Libgdx Java so it should run just fine, but just a word of warning)
**Updates**
0.1: Level 3 Updated to be more clear about how brushing teeth mechanic works
0.2: Level 5 Updates to be more clear about how the controller works and the crosshair moves slightly quicker as many people find it way too difficult.
Ratings
| Coolness | 64% | 3 |
| Overall(Jam) | 3.21 | 245 |
| Audio(Jam) | 3.03 | 221 |
| Fun(Jam) | 3.65 | 40 |
| Graphics(Jam) | 2.69 | 453 |
| Humor(Jam) | 3.81 | 35 |
| Innovation(Jam) | 3.05 | 256 |
| Mood(Jam) | 3.38 | 124 |
| Theme(Jam) | 3.69 | 54 |
I saw a frame for a couple of milliseconds then it exits!
JavaVM WARNING: JAWT_GetAWT must be called after loading a JVM
_NSJVMLoadLibrary: NSAddLibrary failed for /libjawt.dylib
JavaVM FATAL: lookup of function JAWT_GetAWT failed. Exit
i hear music, but i see nothing.
Anyways, I had fun playing, good job.
Pretty funny overall.
0.1: Level 3 Updated to be more clear about how brushing teeth mechanic works
0.2: Level 5 Updates to be more clear about how the controller works and the cross-hair moves slightly quicker as many people find it way too difficult.