{"author_link":"\/author\/lizengland\/","author_name":"Liz England","author_uid":"22429","comments":[{"author_name":"withoutpillow","author_uid":"27525","time":"Aug 26, 2013 @ 3:35pm","epoch":1377531000,"text":"great fun, and really good writing and programming! it gets a little repetitive over time, but i still had a good time with all the duels. \r\ri ran into an error, however. in Zee Charcutier's fight, when he either waves the sausages or attacks i choosed to attack but got the other one. it seems you've mixed up the links, because when i tried it again and choose the sausages i attacked."},{"author_name":"Wertle","author_uid":"22452","time":"Aug 26, 2013 @ 6:53pm","epoch":1377542880,"text":"The writing is hilarious! I love the interpretation of the theme as well."},{"author_name":"Liz England","author_uid":"22429","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 3:37am","epoch":1377574320,"text":"withoutpillow - thanks for the catch, all fixed now. And thanks for playing!"},{"author_name":"madk","author_uid":"1540","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 3:46am","epoch":1377574860,"text":"Ha, those dudes are awesome. I love what you've done with the theme! One of my favorite entries by far.\r\r"Gentlemen," zee Courtesan sayz, "I charge for zee viewing!" A dozen coinz fly into zee cloearing.\r\rZee baguette hitz zee villain's side! If eet were a rapier, zee villain would be awash in blood. But eet iz not. Eet iz a baguette.\r\r"Estoy aburrido y quiero luchar. Es simple, no?" Zee Monsieur doez not understand. Zee Spaniard iz impatient to fight.\r\rZee Marquis goez into a defenseeve stance! He wavez hiz sword slowly, dramatically in front of him and movez hiz feet like a danze. But dis iz no danze, dis iz a duel. Zee Marquis lookz silly.\r\rOh dear god, my sides."},{"author_name":"Fluffy Tigers in the Sky","author_uid":"26553","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 6:03am","epoch":1377583080,"text":"The writing is hilarious but also a bit tiring over time. I really like the overall graphic look and feel of the game and the point that you actually catche the eye with the interpretation of "10 seconds"!"},{"author_name":"RobotParking","author_uid":"26005","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 12:33pm","epoch":1377606480,"text":"Adored your interpretation of the theme. Also, as someone who has just recently started using Twine, holy crap that is some awesome work with the interface. Super-impressed. Had a blast playing it."},{"author_name":"TomSmizzle","author_uid":"12549","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 1:53pm","epoch":1377611280,"text":"Oh this is brilliant. I keep belly laughing at the writing."},{"author_name":"awesomesauce","author_uid":"27721","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 4:06pm","epoch":1377619260,"text":"Great entry. The Spaniard's story is the best!"},{"author_name":"panurge","author_uid":"21166","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 6:43pm","epoch":1377628680,"text":"Zut alors! Smartly written and plotted, this must have been a lot of fun to write and that enjoyment is infectious - I had a blast reading it."},{"author_name":"blackotus","author_uid":"19282","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 7:27pm","epoch":1377631320,"text":"Good writing and a great way to use the theme avoiding any relation with the time units!\r\rIt does get a little repetitive, but the writing makes up for it. Also, reading with a french accent is almost a feature ;P\r\rNice job!"},{"author_name":"zlowrance","author_uid":"21441","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 9:49pm","epoch":1377639840,"text":"Great writing. Also the first game Ive played of its kind so far. Good job! :D"},{"author_name":"motty","author_uid":"25335","time":"Aug 28, 2013 @ 1:28am","epoch":1377652980,"text":"Perfectly executed silliness.\r\rTiniest of tiny quibbles - with that much reading being a key part of the game the font of the body text combined with the exaggerated French accent becomes tiring to read after a while.\r\rBut overall, really great stuff (and I didn't know you could mess with the look of Twine games quite *that* much.. wow :) *plots, schemes, etc*)"},{"author_name":"Liz England","author_uid":"22429","time":"Aug 28, 2013 @ 2:44am","epoch":1377657540,"text":"Yeah, the length - of each passage as well as the whole thing together - is a pretty valid criticism, as well as repetitiveness. There's a lot I'd change about it - I think I'll write a postmortem in a couple days - but it's a big improvement over previous Twine projects of mine.\r\rmotty, Twine is just a glorified web page generator with an intuitive interface for the hyperlinks. So the look of a Twine game can be completely modified the same way you'd modify a website. I could make it look like (not act like) Twitter or Gmail if I were so inclined :)"},{"author_name":"Gremlin","author_uid":"12047","time":"Aug 29, 2013 @ 8:00pm","epoch":1377806100,"text":"Best use of theme. Ever."},{"author_name":"odeckers","author_uid":"27410","time":"Aug 29, 2013 @ 8:06pm","epoch":1377806460,"text":"Funny, but gets a little repetitive"},{"author_name":"jujule","author_uid":"13894","time":"Aug 29, 2013 @ 8:44pm","epoch":1377808740,"text":"Great writing, great graphic design. But in my opinion, zee bastard should be drinking Cognac."},{"author_name":"PaperBlurt","author_uid":"26530","time":"Aug 30, 2013 @ 5:23am","epoch":1377839880,"text":"Great use of twine and graphics. I like it and gets me inspired!"},{"author_name":"pereubu","author_uid":"16143","time":"Sep 1, 2013 @ 10:34am","epoch":1378031340,"text":"omfg, dis is zee best text game I ever played.\rawesome writing, this kind of ideas need a full game to be develloped D:"},{"author_name":"kibertoad","author_uid":"7122","time":"Sep 1, 2013 @ 10:11pm","epoch":1378073160,"text":"Wish it had some actual gameplay, as opposed to excellent writing, but, on the other hand, it did have excellent writing! Please make more games."},{"author_name":"matthias_zarzecki","author_uid":"3880","time":"Sep 3, 2013 @ 11:13am","epoch":1378206480,"text":"oh god the accent is brilliant"},{"author_name":"dylanwolf","author_uid":"20078","time":"Sep 13, 2013 @ 1:03am","epoch":1379033880,"text":"I like the different take on "10 seconds." The concept is really funny, though the amount of text in parody French accent is a bit tough to get through."},{"author_name":"paulmcgg","author_uid":"21390","time":"Sep 14, 2013 @ 7:30pm","epoch":1379186700,"text":"Really well written, very funny. Great portrait art too."}],"images":["ld27\/22429-7cf1f9b9d0ef58f2a8f519415cdd21bf.jpg","ld27\/22429-9e5b38525f8ca69f7cc1bbbfa8966626.jpg","ld27\/22429-75efd64e7244bfd973d701cf630ccbf5.jpg","ld27\/22429-6adbd3e71519fc37edfd419c50052ec4.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.lizengland.com\/games\/Sacrebleu\/Sacrebleu.html","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.lizengland.com\/games\/Sacrebleu\/Sacrebleu.rar","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"23658","g_author":"22429","g_event":"LD27","g_eventkey":"18","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"23688","g_title":"Sacrebleu!","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"158","g_commentcount":"22","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/22429-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/22429-shot1.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/22429-shot2.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/22429-shot3.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Dis game iz zee story of a duel in France. Zee challenger iz wounded and, unable to finish, callz upon hiz second to fight for hiz honour. Eet iz a fiction of zee interactive sort, no? You must play eet all to see zee ending, oui. Bon appetite!\r\n\r\nZee team apologizez to zee French, zee 'istorianz, and zee French, again, for zee inaccuracees in dis game.\r\n\r\nCredits:\r\nWriting by Liz England\r\nArt by Erich Meyr\r\nCreated in Twine\r\nDownload includes the Twine source file\r\n\r\nIf the game is too small or too large on your screen, most browsers have a hotkey to zoom in or out. CRTL+ or CTRL- often works for this.\r\n\r\nPlease do not use your browser's refresh or back buttons. It may cause minor, mostly cosmetic, errors.","title":"Sacrebleu!"}