{"author_link":"\/author\/lansiir\/","author_name":"oldtopman","author_uid":"5874","comments":[{"author_name":"josefnpat","author_uid":"11249","time":"Aug 26, 2013 @ 7:17am","epoch":1377501120,"text":"First Run\r<br\/>&quot;Your score is: -2000&quot; Wtf am I doing. I guess I'll read the readme.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>I'm always impressed with your cli games!"},{"author_name":"cardboard","author_uid":"16294","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 4:04am","epoch":1377575940,"text":"Haha. Your games are always a breath of fresh ASCII-art air. :) The keyboard layout was a bit awkward, and I think having the keys laid out horizontally would have been easier to play with. Chuck Norris is pretty much impossible to beat, but I managed get 400 against the second dude."},{"author_name":"sellsword","author_uid":"21619","time":"Aug 28, 2013 @ 9:16pm","epoch":1377724260,"text":"Neat little game, I like the ASCII art.  I think enter would've been a better select button for the menu."},{"author_name":"Urfoex","author_uid":"5888","time":"Aug 29, 2013 @ 10:17am","epoch":1377771120,"text":"Neat interpretation of Rock-Paper-Scissors"},{"author_name":"PaperBlurt","author_uid":"26530","time":"Sep 4, 2013 @ 12:07pm","epoch":1378296120,"text":"So it's Stick Figure MS DOS time?"},{"author_name":"commanderstitch","author_uid":"14366","time":"Sep 8, 2013 @ 7:30pm","epoch":1378668300,"text":"asciiiiiiiiii ask meeeeee. haha. i got destroyed my first try. the second try was better. nice job oldtopman, i've no idea how you do this. :D"},{"author_name":"tombsar","author_uid":"24831","time":"Sep 16, 2013 @ 9:45pm","epoch":1379367600,"text":"Great game! I wasn't sure what the 10 second delay added, but otherwise it was fun to play. (Only just beat Peach with 100 points)."}],"images":["ld27\/5874-6f361bfda2362bc1a1ef2d0654040553.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/dl.dropboxusercontent.com\/u\/32084539\/ld27\/ufgvm-de.zip","text":"Linux\/Windows"},{"url":"https:\/\/dl.dropboxusercontent.com\/u\/32084539\/ld27\/ufgvm-de_src.tar.gz","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"24264","g_author":"5874","g_event":"LD27","g_eventkey":"18","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"24294","g_title":"Ultimate Fighting Game vs. Monocule 1: Dare Editio","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"7","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/5874-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Please see the README.txt file for directions.\r\n\r\noldtopman: A wonderful day in the Ludum Dare rating section, isn't it?\r\ncardboard: Indeed it is!\r\noldtopman: Our next entry is oldtopman's \"Ultimate Fighting Game vs. Monocule 1: Dare Edition!!!!!!11!!!!1111one!eOne!~\"\r\ncardboard: What a mouthful. With a name like that I hope it's got the *kapow* to back it up.\r\noldtopman: I was just playing it recently and it's packed with nonstop beat-em-up action!\r\ncardboard: We'll see about that as our first contestant pops up here...Looks like it's Yu!\r\noldtopman: All Yu have to do is download the game and start it. If Yu post your high-score and difficulty in the comments, Yu will be entered into the official hall of fame on ludumdare.com!\r\ncardboard: That's not all - Yu will be entered into the grand sweepstakes where the prize is a magnificent feeling of self-accomplishment! \r\noldtopman: We can hardly wait - let's see how Yu do at your first try.","title":"Ultimate Fighting Game vs. Monocule 1: Dare Edition!!!!!!11!!!!1111one!eOne!~"}