{"author_link":"\/author\/ilookedatyourtitsandiminlove\/","author_name":"TailyILoveYou","author_uid":"20709","comments":[{"author_name":"brogrammers","author_uid":"26439","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 2:33am","epoch":1377570480,"text":"Not working on Firefox (Windows) :("},{"author_name":"dcolgan","author_uid":"2293","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 2:39am","epoch":1377570840,"text":"This is the first game I've played that had an existentialism meter.  You certainly nailed the dark humor, and the graphics have a certain charm."},{"author_name":"fferro234","author_uid":"26574","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 2:44am","epoch":1377571140,"text":"Worked on Chrome. Funny game, after retrying the music cut off  a couple of minutes into my second round and stayed off which was sad."},{"author_name":"Skye","author_uid":"20435","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 4:37am","epoch":1377577920,"text":"well this was silly :3"},{"author_name":"Travis Irby","author_uid":"22035","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 5:19am","epoch":1377580440,"text":"love the graphics, animations, humor. well donee"},{"author_name":"Steve Cochrane","author_uid":"12266","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 5:25am","epoch":1377580800,"text":"I'm not okay with you just grabbing music from others without permission since it's against the rules and the spirit of the whole thing, though maybe things are more lax in the jam vs. the compo? Nice graphics though."},{"author_name":"Tiago","author_uid":"21267","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 5:25am","epoch":1377580800,"text":"Didn't work on Safari, but worked on Chrome!\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Very nice and funny game hahaha, finally got to finish it after some tries, the to do list can get quite hard some times! just missing some music, but overall good job!"},{"author_name":"TailyILoveYou","author_uid":"20709","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 4:23pm","epoch":1377620280,"text":"@Steve Cochrane Yeah I feel pretty scummy about just taking people's music, but the Jam is indeed much more lax about that kind of stuff, and I tried to hide the music a little so it's more of an easter egg than a crutch of the game. I would have totally made my own music if I had the full 72 hours to work."},{"author_name":"ellipticaldoor","author_uid":"24027","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 6:16pm","epoch":1377627060,"text":"Good art and design!"},{"author_name":"Bmanrules","author_uid":"25417","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 6:16pm","epoch":1377627060,"text":"Nice game! Very nice art style and funny chores. I couldn't play the newgrounds version because I don't have an account, so the mirror was nice :) well done!"},{"author_name":"Brejlounek","author_uid":"19599","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 6:53pm","epoch":1377629280,"text":"Try to give credit to the creators of music somewhere. Soundtrack is great! :D This game is really funny! I wonder, where did the dildo disappear to...? And why does he want to make a toast when he says &quot;Fuck.&quot;? :D"},{"author_name":"Reicher","author_uid":"24716","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 8:18pm","epoch":1377634380,"text":"One of the funniest games I played yet! Ending &quot;reward&quot; was best."},{"author_name":"dook","author_uid":"18341","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 10:23pm","epoch":1377641880,"text":"Hehe... man that was dark. But the sounds and graphics are superb."},{"author_name":"Pixelfan Games","author_uid":"20908","time":"Aug 28, 2013 @ 7:40pm","epoch":1377718500,"text":"I like the movement, the concept, missed music ingame, but anyway good job."},{"author_name":"Pinktreeleaf","author_uid":"27800","time":"Aug 28, 2013 @ 7:44pm","epoch":1377718740,"text":"funny but the music did not work."},{"author_name":"MuciojadPL","author_uid":"21095","time":"Aug 28, 2013 @ 7:51pm","epoch":1377719160,"text":"Great :D First time I can make suicide."},{"author_name":"Meep","author_uid":"2629","time":"Aug 29, 2013 @ 12:20am","epoch":1377735300,"text":"Brilliant! Like others've said, dark humor, but very well put together. Nice work!"},{"author_name":"jrbitt","author_uid":"18693","time":"Aug 29, 2013 @ 5:25am","epoch":1377753600,"text":"Very fun and I good the sensation lot of thing to do each 10 second one more thing, one more more...very good!"},{"author_name":"Oxygamer","author_uid":"27817","time":"Aug 29, 2013 @ 4:00pm","epoch":1377791700,"text":"Skeleton in the first room) lol"},{"author_name":"gre","author_uid":"18803","time":"Aug 31, 2013 @ 3:48pm","epoch":1377963780,"text":"Was fun! saw some strange objects also!"},{"author_name":"manuq","author_uid":"26318","time":"Aug 31, 2013 @ 9:33pm","epoch":1377984480,"text":"Very fun and great humorous graphics!"},{"author_name":"Tritax","author_uid":"5232","time":"Sep 6, 2013 @ 5:13am","epoch":1378444080,"text":"Web link doesn't seem to work. Stealing music from others really goes against the spirit (and rules) of Ludum Dare as well."}],"images":["ld27\/20709-60ff02e94ebdde0210de33cc70b8f646.jpg","ld27\/20709-dbc276eeb6dc0800b360164f49aec0ba.jpg","ld27\/20709-0482eab59559b95c11fef8b69e1f99dd.jpg","ld27\/20709-1172d18a812f081bf6184e9782298ed3.jpg","ld27\/20709-83e356728dd6c9ce85bd7518766dc510.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.newgrounds.com\/portal\/view\/624189","text":"Newgrounds (HTML5)"},{"url":"http:\/\/10secondlifesimulator.webege.com\/\/","text":"Web Mirror"},{"url":"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/sh\/804belg2yxtjm0y\/xv-icNF9ZC","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"24351","g_author":"20709","g_event":"LD27","g_eventkey":"18","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"24381","g_title":"Real Life Simulator","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"85","g_commentcount":"22","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/20709-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/20709-shot1.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/20709-shot2.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/20709-shot3.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/20709-shot4.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"HOW TO PLAY: Every ten seconds you remember a chore. If you stockpile too many chores, you get depressed and kill yourself. \r\n\r\nWASD to move, E to interact, ARROW KEYS to look around.\r\n\r\nSpecial thanks to everyone who let me steal their music without asking,\r\nLINKS FOR MUSIC:\r\nShepherd's Pie Right Now: http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JoF_cgomrKI\r\n\r\nWeed Circulation: http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=eEoMI9BwHp4\r\n\r\nKokoro: http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=baUY9LFlYh0\r\n\r\nSlap Time: http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_L_e1GcddRQ\r\n\r\n","title":"Real Life Simulator"}