{"author_link":"\/author\/beardogames\/","author_name":"BeardoGames","author_uid":"25748","comments":[{"author_name":"BenWhi","author_uid":"19954","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 3:03am","epoch":1377572280,"text":"Haha! Really liked this one! Some of the girls has tongues that moved all over the place, but I got Neil Young to seduce most of 'em!"},{"author_name":"BeardoGames","author_uid":"25748","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 3:58am","epoch":1377575580,"text":"Har har, really glad you liked it!"},{"author_name":"Travis Irby","author_uid":"22035","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 4:16am","epoch":1377576660,"text":"Hilarious! I feel more confident in my kissin skills now. Nice work :D"},{"author_name":"kebabskal","author_uid":"8353","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 9:23pm","epoch":1377638280,"text":"Haha! Great idea. Love that it's not a time based thingie :)"},{"author_name":"gene-z","author_uid":"26095","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 9:25pm","epoch":1377638400,"text":"Crazy"},{"author_name":"infinitedog","author_uid":"16484","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 9:49pm","epoch":1377639840,"text":"Your game is kinda weird XD. I love how you interpreted the theme haha"},{"author_name":"Danex317","author_uid":"5040","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 9:50pm","epoch":1377639900,"text":"Did this bring your website down? I am getting a server not found error."},{"author_name":"Reverend Speed","author_uid":"27066","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 9:59pm","epoch":1377640440,"text":"LOVED the look of this, thought the idea was brilliant but... very little feedback, on performance, that I could see. Now, hey, sometime's that's a challenge in real life, but games could do with a more obvious difficulty curve. =)\r\rMan. That drool. The writhing. It's hilarious and repugnant and strangely arousing. Great work!"},{"author_name":"BeardoGames","author_uid":"25748","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 10:22pm","epoch":1377641820,"text":"Hey everybody! Looks like the site is down at the moment and I'm away from my computer. I should be able to get it reported elsewhere in just a bit!"},{"author_name":"BeardoGames","author_uid":"25748","time":"Aug 27, 2013 @ 11:58pm","epoch":1377647580,"text":"Aha, looks like it's back up now!"},{"author_name":"BeardoGames","author_uid":"25748","time":"Aug 28, 2013 @ 12:59am","epoch":1377651240,"text":"Aaaaand the download is fixed. Moved it to more reliable location. Have fun!"},{"author_name":"Just_delete_it","author_uid":"18421","time":"Aug 28, 2013 @ 2:37am","epoch":1377657120,"text":"I couldn't stop laughing. Amazing job! Can we be best friends?"},{"author_name":"BeardoGames","author_uid":"25748","time":"Aug 28, 2013 @ 3:38am","epoch":1377660780,"text":"Kindred spirits! Your game is first on my list for tomorrow morning!"},{"author_name":"TammiLion","author_uid":"23930","time":"Aug 28, 2013 @ 7:16pm","epoch":1377717060,"text":"You've got guts in a positive way ^^"},{"author_name":"PaperBlurt","author_uid":"26530","time":"Aug 28, 2013 @ 7:17pm","epoch":1377717120,"text":"Real awesome take on the theme, and idea too.. you sir have done good."},{"author_name":"Lightmare Studio","author_uid":"24728","time":"Aug 28, 2013 @ 7:18pm","epoch":1377717180,"text":"I matched her tongue for like 1 mn and nothing happened. The premice is fun but the lack of feedback makes the game pretty frustrating. I think I'm missing something here, but I can't seem to grasp the point. Sorry!"},{"author_name":"TailyILoveYou","author_uid":"20709","time":"Aug 28, 2013 @ 7:21pm","epoch":1377717360,"text":"haaa that was great, I was laughing the whole time. I feel dirty now :("},{"author_name":"dook","author_uid":"18341","time":"Aug 28, 2013 @ 7:23pm","epoch":1377717480,"text":"Just awesome. Everything. Only thing I could have used was some more feedback. I gave the thrift stop lady the helicopter tongue, but apparently that wasn't what she wanted. Typical."},{"author_name":"Gabriel","author_uid":"11099","time":"Aug 28, 2013 @ 9:59pm","epoch":1377726840,"text":"This is SO MUCH FUN! Really got me laughing! hahaha\rAnd the graveyard level is really freaking scary (for me at least). hahaha\r\rIt really could use a little more feedback so you know if you're doing well or not. It also took a little too long for me (I wonder if I was moving back and forth through an invisible 'success meter' until I finally reached one of the extremes and either succeeded or failed).\r\rAnyway, this is just hilarious, had to show it to other people! You really managed to create something visceral here. hahaha\r\rCongratulations!"},{"author_name":"Tanser","author_uid":"27381","time":"Aug 28, 2013 @ 10:40pm","epoch":1377729300,"text":"Interesting game for sure! Great job for first entry!\rThe thing I saw a bit off was that you have written WASD as controls together with arrow keys but they seem to not work."},{"author_name":"loxo","author_uid":"23206","time":"Aug 29, 2013 @ 6:52pm","epoch":1377802020,"text":"That's a truly unique and funny game!"},{"author_name":"kibertoad","author_uid":"7122","time":"Aug 29, 2013 @ 9:32pm","epoch":1377811620,"text":"Ahahaha, that was... something."},{"author_name":"LegacyCrono","author_uid":"3093","time":"Sep 4, 2013 @ 11:31pm","epoch":1378337160,"text":"Haha, spendid! It's missing some goal though, it doesn't seems to track which levels I've already completed (but to be honest I haven't finished all 10 of them to see if something would happen). Good job!"}],"images":["ld27\/25748-d57ab9677c7f86b2b5659e5f74b53a81.jpg","ld27\/25748-9d6da1e6c0d5fec952260e5db93ce24e.jpg","ld27\/25748-7d7d15ca20e9020126f6ba9d762473fa.jpg","ld27\/25748-10fbd75995e6393cc1e4c40b8627bfd2.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.secret-arts.com\/dl\/SecondBaseWin.zip","text":"Windows"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.secret-arts.com\/dl\/SecondBaseMac.zip","text":"OS\/X"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.secret-arts.com\/dl\/SecondBaseLinux.zip","text":"Linux"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"24829","g_author":"25748","g_event":"LD27","g_eventkey":"18","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"24859","g_title":"Second Base","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"369","g_commentcount":"23","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/25748-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/25748-shot1.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/25748-shot2.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/273708\/25748-shot3.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Hey all! Here at Beardo Games we've got all kinds of weird ideas that we try and wrangle into game form. \"Second Base\" is one that we've had a ton of fun working on, from late Friday brainstorming over plenty of beer to a backache-inducing Saturday through Monday spent in front of our respective laptops to bring this game from our brains to your computer. We're Miles (artist\/musician) and Chris (programmer), and this was our first Ludum Dare. We hope you like our game!\r\n\r\n------------\r\n\r\nYour goal is to get to 10 Second Bases with the women you meet at the ten locations of the game. To get to second base you first have to succeed at first base, so let the kissing begin!\r\n\r\nControls:\r\nClick to select a photo, then click on it again to start the level.\r\n\r\nPress Left arrow (or A) to extend your tongue. If your tongue's not out, you're not kissing, and if you're not kissing you're losing point each second.\r\n\r\nPress Up or Down arrows (or W and S) to move your tongue up or down, or just leave it be to match how she's kissing (HINT: the more you match what she does, the better you're doing in the game).\r\n\r\nPress Space to do a SUPER TONGUE KISS, but beware: do it too long and she'll get sick of it.\r\n\r\nSucceed at kissing for long enough and you make it to SECOND BASE!!!\r\n\r\nCan't quite get the hang of it? That's too bad, cause if too much time passes, she'll get tired of your lousy kissing skills and you'll get dumped back out to the level select screen.\r\n\r\n(DEVELOPER'S NOTES: there's still a bit left that we wanted to include but NO TIME. For instance, you can play levels over and over, there's no real fail screen, no nasty tongue and mouth sound effects, and so on. All of that's coming in the future though!)\r\n\r\nUPDATE: New download links! Our hosting for the old location was having some major sketchiness that should now be fixed. Enjoy!","title":"Second Base"}