Hipster Annihilator 9000 by deige101

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made by deige101 for LD26 (COMPO)
Robo Hipster Annihilator 9000
(Z) - Interact
(X) - Annihilate
Arrows Keys - Move

The Robot Overlord has issued an important mission...
Identify and annihilate all hipsters... perhaps enjoy some fine art on the way.
Make sure to interact with the targets first.
Innocent life forms should be spared the robot wrath.

* No hipsters were harmed in the creation of this game.
** I would probably be considered a hipster by most, so please realize this is just a general goof against douche baggery.

Tested on:
Mac OS X 10.7.5 with Java 7, and Windows 7 with Java 7
(you need Java)

Ratings

Coolness 100% 1
Overall 3.30 416
Audio 3.24 236
Fun 2.99 564
Graphics 3.33 352
Humor 4.11 9
Innovation 2.86 766
Mood 3.07 420
Theme 3.34 752

Feedback

cacciatc
29. Apr 2013 · 03:17 UTC
My annihilation button did nothing on Windows 8, but I thoroughly enjoyed interacting and reading all the dialogue. Nice job.
mikelovesrobots3
29. Apr 2013 · 03:20 UTC
8-bit sprites were cool. Well, they were cool back when I did them originally...
Filth and Money
29. Apr 2013 · 03:21 UTC
Really liked the idea, but was a bit confused by what was going on. Graphics and title are great, too!
householdutensils
29. Apr 2013 · 03:22 UTC
I love the music loop and the art is striking. I also laughed, literally, outloud at some of the lines.

A+ Would play again.
mire
29. Apr 2013 · 03:24 UTC
would be great to have walk animation/movement. Having depth makes me want to move up and down like a Beat-em-Up
Nickardson
29. Apr 2013 · 03:24 UTC
This was pretty fun - pew pew!
Took me a minute to figure out you could only annihilate them while talking.
Infin8
29. Apr 2013 · 03:24 UTC
Hilarious stuff, testing my hipster radar :) .
Great voice acting too! I encountered a bug though. A hipster resurrected after i annihilated him, then became an innocent. I found out after I annihilated him.
bb_buster
29. Apr 2013 · 03:24 UTC
I liked it. Made me laugh =)
Didn't realise there was non-hipsters to avoid at first and I accidentally destroyed one. I liked the concern for that too =P

All in all a good job.
harleylaurie
29. Apr 2013 · 03:37 UTC
You can not annihilate the hipsters, not at all what I was expected.
This game should be called Robo Hipster Interactions
uberneen
29. Apr 2013 · 03:42 UTC
I spent a decent amount of time trying to get jglfw to build and it just wasn't happening. I have to leave it unrated for now, but I'll try again later.
Cybearg
29. Apr 2013 · 03:49 UTC
Amusing game. Really enjoyed the art style.
Kortuga98
29. Apr 2013 · 04:39 UTC
Great game, although by ~round 5 I had seen all of the possible hipster phrases and it got a bit monotonous. Good work though.
EdoMiyamoto
29. Apr 2013 · 04:50 UTC
Really nice, +1 for voice acting
deathray
29. Apr 2013 · 04:59 UTC
I was playing this game way before it was on the Most Coolness list. :) I like the graphics, but I couldn't figure out the gameplay... wish it was longer.
MvT
29. Apr 2013 · 05:04 UTC
I liked the art references, well done.
badlogic
29. Apr 2013 · 16:10 UTC
Laughed my ass off.
Merkoth
29. Apr 2013 · 16:12 UTC
Like the sprites and fits the theme. Like the humor, it reminds me of a game you've probably never played :P
ananasblau
29. Apr 2013 · 16:13 UTC
You can annihilate hipsters. and it is fun! great game, great graphics.
Kiwiboi
29. Apr 2013 · 16:13 UTC
Wow that was hilarious :D "Hipster down"
Ernyz
29. Apr 2013 · 16:14 UTC
I laughed so much, great entry!
AdventureIslands
29. Apr 2013 · 16:19 UTC
This was pretty funny, some of the comments were hilarious! wish there has been more of them, the game got pretty repetitive quickly after you have read all the messages and know what to kill. Great sounds too, really liked the robot voice.
adnzzzzZ
29. Apr 2013 · 16:26 UTC
This was unique, simple and hilarious. Really great job. It reminded of the work of a french writer who was heavily influenced by Albert Camus... Mmmm, nevermind, you've probably never heard of him.
Casino Jack
29. Apr 2013 · 16:35 UTC
Loved the art, music and dialogue. I think there might be a bug though - no matter what I did, the 'X' button always told me to find a target first.
gilmore606
29. Apr 2013 · 16:40 UTC
Eerily realistic simulation of living in San Francisco.
pereubu
29. Apr 2013 · 17:33 UTC
I must admit, it was really funny :D
artifex
29. Apr 2013 · 17:39 UTC
Dude, funniest game so far!!!! Great job.
SenorDiablo
29. Apr 2013 · 17:44 UTC
absolutely brilliant. Will totally check out your other stuff if you have any
Nikteddy92
29. Apr 2013 · 17:45 UTC
LOVE THIS GAME!

KILL THEM ALL!
ilovepixel
29. Apr 2013 · 18:37 UTC
I don't know if I was playing it the right way. I pressed X and it didn't kill. The concept is really fun, nice way of making fun of the theme.
TobiasL
29. Apr 2013 · 18:42 UTC
I ran it on Windows 8 and it worked perfectly fine for me. Pretty funny dialogue and nice style. Found a bug when I killed a hipster close to a wall he kept on rolling around the gallery dead for the rest of the round :)
Fabien Porée
29. Apr 2013 · 18:52 UTC
This is sort of unpleasant.
FuzzyWuzzie
29. Apr 2013 · 18:59 UTC
Hah, that was hilarious! Nicely done!
dick_claus
29. Apr 2013 · 19:06 UTC
Great move. Enjoyed dialogs so much.
Crazi456
29. Apr 2013 · 19:53 UTC
Was very amusing/funny!
lightnarcissus
29. Apr 2013 · 20:18 UTC
Pretty funny and the art style is solid.
omaromeir
29. Apr 2013 · 20:40 UTC
Cool little game, pretty funny too. Not that I approve of killing hipsters :p.
Frozen Fractal
29. Apr 2013 · 21:18 UTC
Haha, wonderful :D I love the hipster's monologues and the robot's snide remarks. Very well done.
spilth
29. Apr 2013 · 21:34 UTC
Was cute and well done but could use more hipster phrases.
egos
29. Apr 2013 · 21:58 UTC
i didnt have fun maybe due to the english based gameplay
ronsho
29. Apr 2013 · 22:29 UTC
Odd that the levels were the same when all you needed to do was write different quotes. Nice music!
Prelucid
29. Apr 2013 · 22:53 UTC
Loved it on OSX. Made me laugh when I annihilated my first hipster.
Danvil
29. Apr 2013 · 23:49 UTC
Nice art :D
tacograveyard
30. Apr 2013 · 03:26 UTC
Haha, pretty clever!
Lianne Booton
30. Apr 2013 · 03:53 UTC
Super cool! Had to read the comments to figure out how annihilating worked, but after that it was very fun :)
arrogant.gamer
30. Apr 2013 · 05:03 UTC
I gave this a remarkably high score, considering that it isn't like __amazing__. I think you pretty much hit the button with this as far as LD48 entries go.

It preminded me of a game about the Turing test: an online multiplayer game in which cyborg hunters interview cyborgs... and each other!
Loren
30. Apr 2013 · 05:23 UTC
awesome music :)
Kix
30. Apr 2013 · 08:16 UTC
That was an extremely satisfying game
Royal Railway
30. Apr 2013 · 09:04 UTC
Some of the quotes really had me laughing. The target system seemed very buggy, though.
Hadyn
30. Apr 2013 · 09:05 UTC
Great humor and an interesting take on the theme.
BarrensZeppelin
30. Apr 2013 · 09:11 UTC
*robotic voice*BOOM CHA KA LA KA

In tears x3
Jubjub.
30. Apr 2013 · 12:28 UTC
Wow, this was ridiculously hilarious. Had thorough fun! 'kiss my tin can!"
Ithildin
30. Apr 2013 · 14:00 UTC
The hipster lines are hilarious :DDD

The game is really cool, but I had a bit of trouble with the "Interaction" key, sometimes it would not respond.

Despite this, great job! :)
jhrrsn
30. Apr 2013 · 23:58 UTC
Great audio, the simple music is really nice. Enjoyed the concept and the text made me laugh.
Alexander
01. May 2013 · 01:16 UTC
Very fun, i laughed when she said BOOMSHAKALAKA
GranaDa
02. May 2013 · 19:35 UTC
Nice pixelart and dialogue. Good job!
Rafael Sales
02. May 2013 · 21:00 UTC
Funny game.
Travis Irby
03. May 2013 · 04:22 UTC
this game made me laugh :D clever writing and like the retro graphics nice!
Christian S.
07. May 2013 · 19:53 UTC
Graphics, music, humor: everything fits well together!
lando walters
08. May 2013 · 02:36 UTC
Haha! That was funny! Really enjoyed it, even if its more of a joke. My one critique is: Hey! whats wrong with arcade fire!
lol.
heuermh
14. May 2013 · 04:17 UTC
Suck it! Nice work.
Husky
15. May 2013 · 13:16 UTC
It's pretty humor and fun! :p
I like the robot vocal and dialog lol.
ahm99
17. May 2013 · 23:00 UTC
Score 12
Round 4
Really cool game. I liked the sound. Good job :)