{"author_link":"\/author\/thesource\/","author_name":"Bendix","author_uid":"11567","comments":[{"author_name":"treylon","author_uid":"90377","time":"Apr 18, 2016 @ 1:15am","epoch":1460941800,"text":"What a game :O"},{"author_name":"tauntButtered","author_uid":"91334","time":"Apr 18, 2016 @ 4:27am","epoch":1460953320,"text":"I pressed left and right mouse button simultaneously in quick succession and shot off into space. \r<br\/>\r<br\/>al gore \/ 10"},{"author_name":"simon","author_uid":"91263","time":"Apr 18, 2016 @ 10:32am","epoch":1460975220,"text":"thats ART!"},{"author_name":"spr","author_uid":"83600","time":"Apr 18, 2016 @ 10:34am","epoch":1460975340,"text":"I bet it was fun to make!"},{"author_name":"grayhaze","author_uid":"23957","time":"Apr 18, 2016 @ 10:39am","epoch":1460975640,"text":"I don't know what I just played, but I'm going to turn the computer off and go outside now."},{"author_name":"csimpsonweb","author_uid":"91497","time":"Apr 18, 2016 @ 12:10pm","epoch":1460981100,"text":"i like it !!"},{"author_name":"fafastudio","author_uid":"51600","time":"Apr 19, 2016 @ 1:10pm","epoch":1461071100,"text":"Love the whadaf**ness of this game :D Awesome reptilian stuff haha !"},{"author_name":"CasualCat","author_uid":"91982","time":"Apr 19, 2016 @ 1:14pm","epoch":1461071340,"text":"10\/10 I really felt like the game spoke to me. It resonated with my soul. The story was well written and the graphics were absolutely stunning and captivating. The game was incredibly well put together and the controls were smooth and responsive. The online community is great and the servers are always running well. The only criticism I have is that the options doesn't really give the player a lot of freedom. I would love to be able to turn off some of the heavier effects so it could run a bit better on my computer. But I'm sure there will be a update for that. I can't wait for the DLC."},{"author_name":"panurge","author_uid":"21166","time":"Apr 19, 2016 @ 1:20pm","epoch":1461071700,"text":"I have awoken! As well as being a lot of fun to play, this game is a valuable and timely expos&eacute; of the reptilian overlords who control our destinies. Your mom is a very wise lady."},{"author_name":"Palys Plays","author_uid":"87231","time":"Apr 19, 2016 @ 6:07pm","epoch":1461088920,"text":"Unforgetable experience!"},{"author_name":"draq22","author_uid":"90217","time":"Apr 20, 2016 @ 3:34pm","epoch":1461166140,"text":"LOL!"},{"author_name":"sftrabbit","author_uid":"26559","time":"Apr 21, 2016 @ 5:45pm","epoch":1461260400,"text":"Interesting... also very difficult."},{"author_name":"curtamyth","author_uid":"63895","time":"May 6, 2016 @ 4:10am","epoch":1462507500,"text":"This was...interesting."}],"images":["ld35\/11567-8c39ae35e89252026cb6efa765aee7cf.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/gayvampirefromouterspace.dingbat.at\/","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"2563","g_author":"11567","g_event":"LD35","g_eventkey":"33","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"2494","g_title":"gay vampire from outer space","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"837","g_commentcount":"13","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/542293\/11567-shot0-1460927384.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"title says it all\r\nyou play a gay vampire from outer space that infects the shapeshifter al gore with the aids\r\nmy mom said shapeshifters are real\r\n\r\ncontrols are straightforward:\r\nleft mouse button to go up\r\nright mouse button to go down (fast)\r\n\r\nkill the al gores and collect peppers to stay alive\r\ncollision = death\r\ntry to stay alive as long as possible for best experience\r\n\r\noh yeah and when the screen is black just wait for it to load\r\nyoull know when youve reached the end\r\n","title":"gay vampire from outer space"}