{"author_link":"\/author\/tiffi\/","author_name":"tiffi","author_uid":"21552","comments":[{"author_name":"Xatulu","author_uid":"21938","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 3:29am","epoch":1367205840,"text":"Awesome game, nice visuals!"},{"author_name":"Doccrazy","author_uid":"21790","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 3:29am","epoch":1367205840,"text":"Baaaaaaaaaaaaad kitty! :D"},{"author_name":"Infin8","author_uid":"4643","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 9:27am","epoch":1367227320,"text":"Really loved this! More complex than it looks on the surface, controlling your playstyle with the coffee, nice bit of gameplay tension there. I would assume more coffee makes the score gain\/loss higher? The highscores made me want to play more, hehe, but are they even real?"},{"author_name":"Sebastian","author_uid":"20818","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 9:55am","epoch":1367229000,"text":"Interesting game lol, I managed to get about 20,000 on my second attempt.\rNot sure if I'm entirely buying that global highscores thing XD\rDeath to Jeoffrey!"},{"author_name":"tiffi","author_uid":"21552","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:07am","epoch":1367229720,"text":"Hey, the Highscores are real, but the Submit Score think on the Game Over State is a Button^^"},{"author_name":"Sebastian","author_uid":"20818","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:34am","epoch":1367231340,"text":"Ahh can't believe I missed that! Played it again, 22k :)"},{"author_name":"rejooh","author_uid":"16094","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:51am","epoch":1367232360,"text":"Very interesting game, I wish I had the ability to read the speed-bubbles when focusing on the internet-coffee-barometers."},{"author_name":"Hegemege","author_uid":"11022","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 11:00am","epoch":1367232900,"text":"So the global highscores is real? Damn you, I was doing good but got a phone call.\r\rNice job, this game requires 100% concentration from the player. I can't wait till someone makes a bot or floods the high scores :D (I would tune down the sound effect volume a lot, the soundtrack is too low when compared to the effects. +1 for autotracker)"},{"author_name":"netguy204","author_uid":"5044","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 11:01am","epoch":1367232960,"text":"Simple and humorous. I played it through and will play again. Nice touch with the high score list and the commentary as you play."},{"author_name":"josefnpat","author_uid":"11249","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 11:36am","epoch":1367235060,"text":"Very cute!\r\rI like the top hat a lot!"},{"author_name":"Morgawr","author_uid":"8711","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 12:02pm","epoch":1367236620,"text":"The game was weird, simple mechanic and yet effective. Didn't really think it fit the theme that well (Minimalistic != Minimalism).\r\rOverall a positive score."},{"author_name":"AndyBumpkin","author_uid":"1735","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 12:53pm","epoch":1367239680,"text":"Great stuff, I initially (stupidly) skipped the instructions but figured out what to do quite quickly. Some really funny bits in there, enjoyed it a lot :)\r\rYou don't mess with the internet!"},{"author_name":"Yezu","author_uid":"33","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 12:53pm","epoch":1367239680,"text":"I don't know why (or maybe I do :P) this game makes me think of Amiga :P"},{"author_name":"myachin","author_uid":"10579","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 2:23pm","epoch":1367245080,"text":"cant start("},{"author_name":"tiffi","author_uid":"21552","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 3:34pm","epoch":1367249340,"text":"@myachin os?"},{"author_name":"ThirteenWB","author_uid":"22557","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 4:47pm","epoch":1367253720,"text":"Looks like a fun game, it's a shame the Linux version won't run.\rGetting this error: http:\/\/pastebin.com\/TwH2CUta\rI'll check back in a bit to see if there's any fix.\rGood luck :)"},{"author_name":"stqn","author_uid":"2181","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 5:00pm","epoch":1367254500,"text":"Funny. Yes it does work with openjdk7 under Linux (though I got a crash at the end.)"},{"author_name":"ThirteenWB","author_uid":"22557","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 5:03pm","epoch":1367254680,"text":"Nevermind about my previous comment, I just downloaded the source and compiled it myself with no problems whatsoever.\rThis was actually really fun, I have no idea whether my score of around 7000 or so is any good :p\rIt's a shame it didn't work the first time, not sure how many people would be patient enough to compile it themselves in order to play. Definitely worth it though, my favourite so far :)"},{"author_name":"tiffi","author_uid":"21552","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 6:05pm","epoch":1367258400,"text":"@ThirteenWB, tested it on 2 linux pcs, both working... which distribution are you using? thx for your compliment and your patience\r\rif you have problems with game, pls send me an email with the error, os + java version\rtiffi1989@gmail.com"},{"author_name":"tiffi","author_uid":"21552","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 6:10pm","epoch":1367258700,"text":"@ThirteenWB, you should be able to play the game if you install java 7 (i compiled it with java 7, so its not playable with 6 or lower)"},{"author_name":"ThirteenWB","author_uid":"22557","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 7:18pm","epoch":1367262780,"text":"@tiffi Nice catch, turns out I'm using 1.6. Oh well, I guess I ought to update that some time today... :p"},{"author_name":"theplotlessplot","author_uid":"17880","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 1:02pm","epoch":1367326620,"text":"So much fun! Loved it! :D"},{"author_name":"My Milked Eek","author_uid":"7229","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 3:30pm","epoch":1367335500,"text":"I had fun :D"},{"author_name":"neosam","author_uid":"4864","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 5:56pm","epoch":1367344260,"text":"Yes, my ~30.000 highscore is real\r\r- neosam :)"},{"author_name":"HackThePanda","author_uid":"17968","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 8:15pm","epoch":1367352600,"text":"Wow someone jipped the highscores, lol. None the less a pretty cool game :D"},{"author_name":"tiffi","author_uid":"21552","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 8:17pm","epoch":1367352720,"text":"fixed the highscore, cant do anything against it --> open source"},{"author_name":"Ofursnati","author_uid":"22793","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 9:55pm","epoch":1367358600,"text":"Take out the trash. Smashing game."},{"author_name":"HackThePanda","author_uid":"17968","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 2:43am","epoch":1367375880,"text":"I just took look at it and tiffi it has nothing to do with being open source. Even if it weren't it would be easy enough to decompile it and see it's just an unencrypted post request to your website."},{"author_name":"PsenFilip","author_uid":"20764","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 3:16am","epoch":1367377860,"text":"I think it was a bit off the theme but that was a nice little idea. I had some fun and a good laugh too.\rAlso, I like it when it says "There are only 3 Star Wars movies"! Hahaha"},{"author_name":"Eternal_Rest","author_uid":"21324","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 8:58am","epoch":1367398380,"text":"I dont seem to be able to do anything."},{"author_name":"nuprahtor","author_uid":"2280","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 9:10am","epoch":1367399100,"text":"First thing I made when ludum dare started - visited the http:\/\/youpor... I mean http:\/\/http:\/\/www.ludumdare.com"},{"author_name":"GetFun","author_uid":"8548","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 9:31am","epoch":1367400360,"text":"a big lol!"},{"author_name":"StMatn","author_uid":"18894","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 9:41am","epoch":1367400960,"text":"Really awesome game! To be honest, I hate the fact, that trash needs to be brougt out as much as in real life ;)\rOn the computer-screen there should be a link, that tells, when the narwhal does bacon :P"},{"author_name":"whilefun","author_uid":"7424","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 12:59pm","epoch":1367412840,"text":"Excellent use of humor...funniest game I've played so far. The mechanic was pretty interesting too. I scored 5870 with 104 hits and 9 misses. The quick time event jab was very clever also, made me laugh. Well done! :)"},{"author_name":"Husky","author_uid":"17464","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 4:39pm","epoch":1367426040,"text":"lol.\rIt's pretty humor!"},{"author_name":"Proch","author_uid":"10221","time":"May 2, 2013 @ 12:54am","epoch":1367455740,"text":"LOL"},{"author_name":"Qaterknan","author_uid":"11181","time":"May 2, 2013 @ 6:40pm","epoch":1367519700,"text":"very funny :D"},{"author_name":"Tifu","author_uid":"7793","time":"May 3, 2013 @ 2:48pm","epoch":1367592180,"text":"Very meta :P"},{"author_name":"yellowlemming","author_uid":"23037","time":"May 4, 2013 @ 5:18am","epoch":1367644380,"text":"really entertaining game"},{"author_name":"MinionStudios","author_uid":"22273","time":"May 16, 2013 @ 11:57pm","epoch":1368748320,"text":"Hilarious!"}],"images":["ld26\/21552-ee2b9579ac8fb411916bde0267bf752b.jpg","ld26\/21552-14e300f7d3186ea0822630db890a4dff.jpg","ld26\/21552-d2c009de066755dbd03e1a6c43b53b63.jpg","ld26\/21552-005e72fdbb36b59ed17afedbb7c0ee1d.jpg","ld26\/21552-9b2d772d3199649001c3a2f2c9b8d0ba.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/s\/b0ur06qp5fa1oye\/Nerdogochi_win.jar","text":"Windows"},{"url":"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/s\/w4j823bleee06k4\/Nerdogochi_mac.jar","text":"OS\/X"},{"url":"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/s\/qk2o9b9s2z8qvjd\/Nerdogochi_linux.jar","text":"Linux"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=yu-ldjM3eno","text":"Timelapse"},{"url":"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/s\/yjpaaeil6u7855t\/Nerdogochi.7z","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"25694","g_author":"21552","g_event":"LD26","g_eventkey":"16","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"25724","g_title":"Nerdogochi","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"491","g_commentcount":"40","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/233892\/21552-shot0.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/233892\/21552-shot1.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/233892\/21552-shot2.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/233892\/21552-shot3.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/233892\/21552-shot4.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"A little Nerd-Simulation(ok, basicly it's a game of skills). \r\n\r\nShort, funny and with a global highscore (klick the submit score button on the Game Over Screen). \r\n\r\nThis was my first ludum dare and my first game ever!\r\n\r\nSorry no web applet - couldn't do it in time, but i will try to deliver!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIf you have problems with game, pls insall java 7, if the problem persists send me an email with the error, os + java version \r\ntiffi1989@gmail.com<\/p>","title":"Nerdogochi"}