{"author_link":"\/author\/314\/","author_name":"3.14","author_uid":"22238","comments":[{"author_name":"CogentInvalid","author_uid":"22583","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 4:15am","epoch":1367208600,"text":"I can't find a way to download this game."},{"author_name":"Andrew Shouldice","author_uid":"22249","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 4:16am","epoch":1367208660,"text":"This looks great, but there are no download links."},{"author_name":"Toinane","author_uid":"23186","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 4:19am","epoch":1367208840,"text":"where are the download link ?"},{"author_name":"CherryNukaCola","author_uid":"4966","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 4:19am","epoch":1367208840,"text":"Download link please! :)"},{"author_name":"Greg Power","author_uid":"21691","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 4:28am","epoch":1367209380,"text":"100% Safe Download - ironic title?\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Does look pretty good!"},{"author_name":"Nsmurf","author_uid":"14050","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 4:38am","epoch":1367209980,"text":"How do I download?"},{"author_name":"Guardian_Bob","author_uid":"15211","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 4:44am","epoch":1367210340,"text":"Not playable, that kinda sucks."},{"author_name":"FuzzyWuzzie","author_uid":"22923","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 5:14am","epoch":1367212140,"text":"No download link? D:"},{"author_name":"3.14","author_uid":"22238","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 12:09pm","epoch":1367237040,"text":"Nooooo, I failed at submitting. Kinda embarassing, but now the game is playable. Go go go. It's a flash game actually, so the title IS ironic :)."},{"author_name":"tonic","author_uid":"66","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 1:11pm","epoch":1367240760,"text":"Very nice visual theme, and the game was pretty fun as well! The speech was a bit surprising and spooky in a way."},{"author_name":"Andrew Shouldice","author_uid":"22249","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 1:21pm","epoch":1367241360,"text":"I laughed. Nice work!"},{"author_name":"My Milked Eek","author_uid":"7229","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 2:48pm","epoch":1367246580,"text":"I liked the game. Very interesting art style. Worked pretty well."},{"author_name":"Xaychru04","author_uid":"16472","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 3:10pm","epoch":1367247900,"text":"This game is sooo cool !\r<br\/>Hilarous sound effects, dynamic and minimalist artstyle, level design is also very good: Matches perfectly with the theme ;)"},{"author_name":"donan","author_uid":"22213","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 3:12pm","epoch":1367248020,"text":"Totally awesome game :D Its really hard, minimalist, funny."},{"author_name":"Yarek","author_uid":"22486","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 6:20pm","epoch":1367259300,"text":"It's a nice game actually gj :)"},{"author_name":"IceCliff","author_uid":"23152","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 7:04pm","epoch":1367261940,"text":"I really dug this! :)"},{"author_name":"iamorim","author_uid":"18057","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 7:19pm","epoch":1367262840,"text":"Hahaha! Did you record the voices? They are very nice."},{"author_name":"daandruff","author_uid":"3244","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 9:04pm","epoch":1367269140,"text":"Really fun game! Was only missing some cool music, but I can't complain about much else... awesome!"},{"author_name":"Martin_Monosys","author_uid":"20047","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 9:37pm","epoch":1367271120,"text":"Good game, nice voice acting!!! Could need some music, however! And also, I'm not little or an american... :P"},{"author_name":"dstozek","author_uid":"22673","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:16pm","epoch":1367273460,"text":"Great work! Love the voices and the level design!"},{"author_name":"Hegemege","author_uid":"11022","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:46pm","epoch":1367275260,"text":"Haha, really nice humour :DD\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Nice visual effects, although they started to hurt my eyes after a bit. The controls felt smooth and the game felt in overall really polished, so good job!"},{"author_name":"Jalict","author_uid":"6866","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:58pm","epoch":1367275980,"text":"This game is really well done actually. I really enjoy how polished it is. The voices are quite funny which ads to the humour."},{"author_name":"Jellycakes","author_uid":"13474","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 10:59pm","epoch":1367276040,"text":"I liked the whole concept of the game. I did get a bit hard at parts but I did really like it. Couldn't find the potato room though :("},{"author_name":"KunoNoOni","author_uid":"6464","time":"Apr 29, 2013 @ 11:40pm","epoch":1367278500,"text":"Wow! That was one trippy experience. Excellent visual and audio components. Good use of Theme."},{"author_name":"minism","author_uid":"7032","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 1:35am","epoch":1367285400,"text":"Laughed my ass off at some parts. 5\/5 in audio and humor.  Gameplay is pretty decent too, there was some really hard screens. good job"},{"author_name":"saampahlavan","author_uid":"18047","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 3:10am","epoch":1367291100,"text":"Super smooth and cool"},{"author_name":"henrykun","author_uid":"5379","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 4:02am","epoch":1367294220,"text":"I love the map, it feels alive, very nice job. It seems that you put a lot of efforts on it, the recordings and animations."},{"author_name":"Zathalos","author_uid":"11257","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 5:26am","epoch":1367299260,"text":"Cool game. The two different endings added some nice replayability and the voice work added some nice flavor to the game. Good job."},{"author_name":"SaintHeiser","author_uid":"14848","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 5:52am","epoch":1367300820,"text":"Not bad. To slooooooow in rooms with many objects =("},{"author_name":"Prelucid","author_uid":"17759","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 6:25am","epoch":1367302800,"text":"This was fun and funny. One of the best I've played today"},{"author_name":"Chman","author_uid":"17883","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 9:06am","epoch":1367312460,"text":"So simple, but the humor made it great :D I like it !"},{"author_name":"Bloated Hippo","author_uid":"21024","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 10:02am","epoch":1367315820,"text":"This is incredible!"},{"author_name":"Jubjub.","author_uid":"18307","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 10:09am","epoch":1367316240,"text":"so cool, played the entire thing! The first time he laughs I laughed out loud. Really great use of blocks here, it looks really interesting the way they jiggle and things, very clever."},{"author_name":"hgouveia","author_uid":"15150","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 10:30am","epoch":1367317500,"text":"Great game! i love the feel of the &quot;organic wall&quot; completely different game with a lot of personality"},{"author_name":"AlanZucconi","author_uid":"21108","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 12:31pm","epoch":1367324760,"text":"I really like the look of walls! :-)\r<br\/>It actually enhances the game experience a lot! :-)\r<br\/>\r<br\/>The voice, however... was a little bit scaring haha! :D\r<br\/>It made me jump the first time I heard it! :-)"},{"author_name":"MattHartley","author_uid":"15450","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 1:19pm","epoch":1367327640,"text":"Awesome"},{"author_name":"Loren","author_uid":"17687","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 8:06pm","epoch":1367352060,"text":"So fun! I loved the visual style, that was great :)  nice job!"},{"author_name":"unusualcadence","author_uid":"20697","time":"Apr 30, 2013 @ 8:09pm","epoch":1367352240,"text":"Hah, loved this! Put a big smile on my face :)"},{"author_name":"Galvesmash","author_uid":"20148","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 1:56am","epoch":1367373060,"text":"Amazing game! Stop hacking my computer! &ograve;.&oacute;"},{"author_name":"Dohan","author_uid":"14678","time":"May 1, 2013 @ 5:08pm","epoch":1367427780,"text":"The walls graphics are hypnotic. Also, potato room found! :D"},{"author_name":"KevinZuhn","author_uid":"8695","time":"May 2, 2013 @ 2:47pm","epoch":1367505720,"text":"Very much enjoyed the wobbly walls and the hacker's voice. I like that you put enemies even in completely safe rooms, it kept the game feeling lively."},{"author_name":"alcazar","author_uid":"12772","time":"May 2, 2013 @ 5:58pm","epoch":1367517180,"text":"A very very nice game to play. It's incredible what you can do with only white squares just zooming in and out."},{"author_name":"Zccc","author_uid":"14205","time":"May 2, 2013 @ 10:34pm","epoch":1367533740,"text":"Really scary! ahah I love the effect on the objects and walls!"},{"author_name":"goerp","author_uid":"14225","time":"May 4, 2013 @ 8:01pm","epoch":1367697360,"text":"I was sold by looking at the screenshot. And then I played the game and liked it even more. It was very pretty in its simplicity.\r<br\/>And a proper Villain as well 'how did you do that?'.\r<br\/>The only thing I would have liked was some music. It may have been harder but for a compo this is just right; you can finish it in a limited time.\r<br\/>I'm curious about the enhanced edition, but that will have to wait until after the compo."},{"author_name":"Milo","author_uid":"2934","time":"May 7, 2013 @ 1:46am","epoch":1367890860,"text":"This was a nice game. It seemed easy the first play through, when I didn't defeat the computer, but it was waaaaaay more challenging (in a good way) when I did defeat him. \r<br\/>\r<br\/>(Also, why are my instincts to collect dots so strong?)"},{"author_name":"MathiO","author_uid":"20659","time":"May 9, 2013 @ 1:16pm","epoch":1368105060,"text":"I really enjoyed this on the whole."},{"author_name":"ohsqueezy","author_uid":"10718","time":"May 11, 2013 @ 12:03pm","epoch":1368273480,"text":"Nice imagination of the inside of a computer!  I felt a visceral sensation from the effects in the final room."},{"author_name":"euwaku","author_uid":"23249","time":"May 11, 2013 @ 6:52pm","epoch":1368298020,"text":"SQUARES! The visual effects here are giving so much depth in the level design, I loved it. The voice acting was pretty fun and overall it's a good entry! \r<br\/>I got the bad ending : ("},{"author_name":"MinionStudios","author_uid":"22273","time":"May 11, 2013 @ 9:11pm","epoch":1368306360,"text":"Funny. Not quite sure what the whole &quot;Little American&quot; statement meant..."},{"author_name":"Tifu","author_uid":"7793","time":"May 12, 2013 @ 11:00am","epoch":1368356100,"text":"Nice visuals and gameplay love the humorous idea. Great stuff! :D"},{"author_name":"Orni","author_uid":"10771","time":"May 15, 2013 @ 7:11am","epoch":1368601560,"text":"great game - this was an awesome experience, thanks\r<br\/>\r<br\/>well done :D"},{"author_name":"Gungnir","author_uid":"15389","time":"May 19, 2013 @ 4:46pm","epoch":1368981660,"text":"Way to extract maximum value with minimal visual range. Actually oddly atmospheric. A super stripped down system shock vibe :)"},{"author_name":"Misael.K","author_uid":"12802","time":"May 19, 2013 @ 11:02pm","epoch":1369004220,"text":"Really liked this. The voice acting seems taken straight from a B movie, which adds to humor.\r<br\/>The wobbly squared graphics truly make this.\r<br\/>Great job!"},{"author_name":"michail","author_uid":"20486","time":"May 19, 2013 @ 11:03pm","epoch":1369004280,"text":"Very nice to play with interesting idea and pleasant graphics. Solid job!"},{"author_name":"Zim the Fox","author_uid":"21185","time":"May 20, 2013 @ 9:17pm","epoch":1369084320,"text":"Fantastic job! I love your accent!\r<br\/>\r<br\/>It is a fun little game, not much to say. Full screen is a little blurry but that is all right. And no, didn't find the potato room."}],"images":["ld26\/22238-044a953b3bbf407d202fd74a59a37e2d.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.pioiwan.com\/100safe","text":"48h Compo Version"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.pioiwan.com\/200safe","text":"Post-Compo Enhanced Edition"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.pioiwan.com\/100safe\/100safe.rar","text":"Source"},{"url":"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/66393282","text":"Timelapse (Vimeo)"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"27004","g_author":"22238","g_event":"LD26","g_eventkey":"16","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"27034","g_title":"100% Safe Download","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"114","g_commentcount":"55","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/233892\/22238-shot0.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"NOW IN 2 DISTINCT FLAVORS: VANILLA COMPO VERSION AND CHOCOLATE POST-COMPO ENHANCED EDITION.\r\n\r\nA game of collecting dots... or a confrontation with notorious russian hacker? 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