Greater of Two Evils by eli
Hooray for board games!
UPDATE: rewrote some of the rules for clarity. Added "acknowledgements" section. Thanks to Alan Hazelden (@draknek) for valuable feedback leading to this update.
You are a villainous mastermind, able to leech life from the surroundings at your slightest whim. You take pleasure ruining the natural beauty of the world and the bountiful resources available to ordinary men. And yet -- you are not alone in your despicable cravings! During your travels, you encounter a rival, bent on the same unearthly desires as your own. Unable to agree on how best to divy up the land, you resort to tearing through and consuming all before your opponent can.
Claim your place as the most cunning, ruthless, and unfeeling villain this insignificant part of the world has ever known!
You will probably have to print this out and find a friend to play with, if you want to really experience the game.
NOTE: Contains goats.
UPDATE: rewrote some of the rules for clarity. Added "acknowledgements" section. Thanks to Alan Hazelden (@draknek) for valuable feedback leading to this update.
You are a villainous mastermind, able to leech life from the surroundings at your slightest whim. You take pleasure ruining the natural beauty of the world and the bountiful resources available to ordinary men. And yet -- you are not alone in your despicable cravings! During your travels, you encounter a rival, bent on the same unearthly desires as your own. Unable to agree on how best to divy up the land, you resort to tearing through and consuming all before your opponent can.
Claim your place as the most cunning, ruthless, and unfeeling villain this insignificant part of the world has ever known!
You will probably have to print this out and find a friend to play with, if you want to really experience the game.
NOTE: Contains goats.
Ratings
| Coolness | 46% | 742 |
| Overall | 3.16 | 274 |
| Fun | 2.83 | 372 |
| Graphics | 2.68 | 475 |
| Humor | 2.60 | 342 |
| Innovation | 4.14 | 13 |
| Mood | 3.13 | 192 |
| Theme | 3.33 | 304 |
Too bad it doesn't come with singleplayer or camapign mode though...
@suese: sorry to hear that. In testing I found that the disintegrating board allows for some nontrivial choke strategies. But it's not chess, I suppose.... Thanks for the feedback.
Innovation (5/5): Of all the board/card games I've played, this one manages to pack an interesting mechanic into a game without wasting hours setting it up (See: D&D, or other tabletop RPGs). The gameplay is simple, perhaps too much so, but it has a simple mechanic that captures my attention far longer than any game so far.
Fun (5/5): The idea of becoming a villain just to destroy the environment is a captivating one. The ability to destroy tiles and watching the game become an almost maze is unique and entertaining.
Theme (5/5): "You Are the Villain". It doesn't get much better here. Polluting oceans, burning forests, causing plagues, and enslaving people is about as villainous as you can get. Oh wait. You're competing against another villain at the same time. It's only a pity I can't double this score.
Graphics (5/5): In four words, unbelievable. It felt like I was really on my kitchen table playing this game. Despite my slightly aging computer, I was unable to discern pixels, nor were there any graphical hiccups. 60(+)FPS, easily. A little creepy that the AI looked like my family, but such is a game. The patterns on the cards were the icing on the cake. Simple, yet informative.
Audio (5/5): The clearest sound I've heard from a game yet. Absolutely incredible voice work from the AI as well.
Humor (5/5): Again, the AI is a well-rounded thing, being hilarious without coming off as fake or perpetually chipper. It had me laughing at many a time.
Mood (5/5): I rate mood as "Was I into the game". The answer here? A definitive YES! Nothing beats cackling about burning down forests while you're in a rush to go pollute an ocean
Overall (5/5): An impossibly well done game, with some excellent cross-platform support. Works well on my AFW furniture, on my Ikea furniture, even my floor. I love board games, but hate the setup/cleanup, and you've taken all of that out.
Notes: I love the simplicity of the game, but I made 3 additions to add a little more strategy.
#1: Players start in opposite corners.
#2: No sharing spaces with other players. (or jumping over them).
#3: Add one extra turn to the time it takes for a tile to be destroyed.
(glued to a cardboard backing)
I really like the way it looks like as well.
I really like the picture on thewse cards as well, good job!
It is really cool that you have worked on this game together with your wife!
Great entry!
I don't own a printer though so I'll have to play some other time.
A 3D-printable game next time perhaps? ;)