{"author_link":"\/author\/gdateam\/","author_name":"OU GDA","author_uid":"19139","comments":[{"author_name":"RARoadkill","author_uid":"13308","time":"Dec 18, 2012 @ 4:25am","epoch":1355804400,"text":"Man what did cats ever do to you. Very funny game, almost seems like something I would play on a phone"},{"author_name":"bitwise-constructs","author_uid":"14345","time":"Dec 18, 2012 @ 4:32am","epoch":1355804820,"text":"Very funny gameplay"},{"author_name":"TehSkull","author_uid":"13948","time":"Dec 18, 2012 @ 4:35am","epoch":1355805000,"text":"Haha unique game idea to say the least. Really enjoyed the art style. Not quite sure what the cats did, but I'm sure they deserved it."},{"author_name":"Team Tibbles","author_uid":"19374","time":"Dec 18, 2012 @ 4:58am","epoch":1355806380,"text":"Lol what's up with the cats! I sense a dog lover! By the way, loved the game!"},{"author_name":"CireNeikual","author_uid":"7769","time":"Dec 18, 2012 @ 5:00am","epoch":1355806500,"text":"Nice visual style!"},{"author_name":"TwilightFlandre","author_uid":"14448","time":"Dec 18, 2012 @ 5:35am","epoch":1355808600,"text":"Beautiful looking and, at the very least, interesting game. I was laughing by the time I was done reading the game's description. Excellent work!"},{"author_name":"Rabbits...","author_uid":"11321","time":"Dec 18, 2012 @ 6:09am","epoch":1355810640,"text":"Dang...Must not like cats...Amazing graphics though"},{"author_name":"ParaPup","author_uid":"18322","time":"Dec 18, 2012 @ 6:45am","epoch":1355812800,"text":"This made me laugh so hard &gt;_&lt;"},{"author_name":"Edocentrique","author_uid":"18304","time":"Dec 18, 2012 @ 12:28pm","epoch":1355833380,"text":"Pretty good !"},{"author_name":"BlockBrains","author_uid":"17970","time":"Dec 18, 2012 @ 3:31pm","epoch":1355844360,"text":"I think it would be super interesting a series of minigames like that! Cool! Too short tho :("},{"author_name":"joaorequiao","author_uid":"17328","time":"Dec 23, 2012 @ 5:03pm","epoch":1356281880,"text":"Hahahaha nice gameplay!"},{"author_name":"DeathBySnail","author_uid":"2507","time":"Dec 26, 2012 @ 6:15pm","epoch":1356545400,"text":"MORE CATS"},{"author_name":"AumaanSnake","author_uid":"14104","time":"Dec 27, 2012 @ 1:42am","epoch":1356572220,"text":"Funny theme, nice mechanic and very good artwork!!"},{"author_name":"HeyChinaski","author_uid":"11211","time":"Jan 5, 2013 @ 8:24pm","epoch":1357417140,"text":"Looks great, not sure I understood the gameplay though. I didn't last longer than maybe 10 seconds each time."}],"images":["ld25\/19139-7d888e7b28a539265ba7a45f5ad93e6b.jpg","ld25\/19139-5b7dc693e0c7f0ad5c4d298a83287cb6.jpg","ld25\/19139-df14bbe24e32924df5b96b3b0b5304c1.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/chrisjhansen.com\/LD\/LD25\/final.html","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"28393","g_author":"19139","g_event":"LD25","g_eventkey":"14","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"28423","g_title":"Feline Homicide","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"191","g_commentcount":"14","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/201083\/19139-shot0.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/201083\/19139-shot1.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/201083\/19139-shot2.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Lawrence Krume was a man who didn't take half measures. \r\nPerfect attendance. Exemplary work. Never took a sick day. Lawrence did everything as well as he could.\r\n\r\n\"Listen, Lawrence. This isn't easy for me.  Your work is first rate, and you seem like a nice guy, but you know \r\nhow it is. Cutbacks, and so on. As of 5 o'clock today, you need to be out of here.\"\r\n\r\nLawerence sat in his cubicle, pencil in one hand. Tap-tap-tap-tap. Pencil against paper.\r\n\r\nLawrence couldn't drive home. He couldn't face the ramshackle apartment, the one-bedroom \r\nhellhole he couldn't even afford anymore.  He needed an answer. A burlap bag on the side of the road. \r\nA head popped out. He saw the answer in its beady eyes.\r\n\r\nHe pulled up to the lake. Well, more like a pond. Bag in one hand, he got out and closed the door \r\ncarefully behind him. Walked up to the shore. Stuck his hand in the bag. Pulled out a cat. Threw it in. \r\nThat feels good.\r\n\r\nConfused, the cat swam toward shore. Toward Lawrence. Stupid cat. Lawrence walked forward \r\nand kicked it back in.  He threw in another cat. Still feels good.\r\n\r\nLawrence knew why he was here. Lawrence would keep doing what felt good \r\nuntil he didn't feel anything anymore.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nGoal: \r\nReduce the pond's beauty (the score) while keeping your pleasure (left side gauge) above zero.\r\n\r\nThrowing cats increases your pleasure, but the thrill is less every time. \r\nIf a cat escapes, Lawrence gets stressed. \r\n\r\nYou can keep the cats at bay by kicking them. \r\nCats drown if they spend too long in the water.\r\n\r\nControls:\r\n'wasd' or arrows to move\r\nleft ctrl or left click to throw \r\nspace to kick<\/p>","title":"Feline Homicide"}