You just got a brand new Jetpack! Think of all the amazing things you could do with it! The places you could go! The sporting events you could disrupt...

Unfortunately I had to cut the story animations as I was fighting several unity add-on bugs in the last few hours of the compo. Just pretend that you are a supervillain who threatened to filibuster the superbowl and was not taken seriously. (So now you must go delay the game to keep your villain cred)

Watch out for the players! They seem harmless at first, but they gradually slow you down. If you succeed in your filibusterery you will get a nice jetpack speed boost which can make cruising around the island a bit more fun.