This is Terra Tam, a "fighting" "game" in which you are badly, hilariously outmatched. Tam, an ordinary human being, has been unwittingly chosen to compete in a space martial arts tournament by the fearsome ruler of our galaxy. The fate of humankind, and to a much greater extent Tam, is in the balance. Since humans, unlike most space-faring races, do not actually possess any innate combat abilities, can she survive even thirty seconds against these powerful beings?