In this game you play an epic high school science teacher of ambiguous gender.

Your job is to protect the fertile minds of your students from the creationist dogma spreading across your classroom.

The more GREEN a student is, the more likely they are to ask a question that spawns lovely pro-evolution green sparklies. Do not shoot these.

The more RED a student is, the more likely they will spout creationist nonsense, polluting your classroom with black sparklies. Shoot these.

You have 3 weapons at your disposal:
Rockets shoot sparklies.
Bombs drop knowledge on students within the blast radius.
BLAST can only be used when you have bonus points.

A full school day is 7 class periods. Do you have what it takes to endure this game of unnecessary length and reach the secret end screen?

Mac coming soon!