{"author_link":"\/author\/crackerblocks\/","author_name":"crackerblocks","author_uid":"505","comments":[{"author_name":"matthias_zarzecki","author_uid":"3880","time":"Apr 23, 2012 @ 11:02am","epoch":1335178620,"text":"This is INSANE. NICE WORK"},{"author_name":"Sanguine","author_uid":"4159","time":"Apr 23, 2012 @ 4:07pm","epoch":1335196920,"text":"This is without doubt the best game where you fight nazis with beef ever."},{"author_name":"nihilocrat","author_uid":"2014","time":"Apr 23, 2012 @ 4:48pm","epoch":1335199380,"text":"GROUND BEEF!!!! POW POW BLAM KHTHOOOOM!"},{"author_name":"Valeour","author_uid":"2679","time":"Apr 23, 2012 @ 8:36pm","epoch":1335213060,"text":"Fantastic. No idea what was going on half the time, but that was fantastic."},{"author_name":"Vilborg","author_uid":"4884","time":"Apr 24, 2012 @ 2:23am","epoch":1335233880,"text":"Some of the sections don't have many cuts gorthem, and I think some of them didn't have any.  Nevertheless, a solid and original game."},{"author_name":"crackerblocks","author_uid":"505","time":"Apr 24, 2012 @ 4:40am","epoch":1335242100,"text":"hey I didn't invent cows"},{"author_name":"SonnyBone","author_uid":"1365","time":"Apr 25, 2012 @ 2:37am","epoch":1335321120,"text":"Hi.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>BEEF WARRRR\r<br\/>\r<br\/>I always look for your games, and I'm never let down.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>This shit is amazing!"},{"author_name":"Jacob","author_uid":"1129","time":"Apr 25, 2012 @ 11:08pm","epoch":1335394980,"text":"beef for kebabs."},{"author_name":"Suese","author_uid":"8361","time":"Apr 26, 2012 @ 1:46am","epoch":1335404460,"text":"Hahaha,  that is the funniest entry I've seen .. but unfortunately it is disqualified.   Gotta make all the content yourself, remember?!   Good job anyway.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Thank you for this."},{"author_name":"hamburger","author_uid":"653","time":"Apr 26, 2012 @ 1:50am","epoch":1335404700,"text":"hahahaha that will teach them to mess with my cow."},{"author_name":"JustinMullin","author_uid":"3128","time":"Apr 26, 2012 @ 1:50am","epoch":1335404700,"text":"My only question is WHERE IS THE KICKSTARTER."},{"author_name":"crazyheckman","author_uid":"7321","time":"Apr 27, 2012 @ 9:14pm","epoch":1335560940,"text":"It is pretty insane, I left it on at work while I stepped out for lunch with the volume turned up so every 30 seconds it yelled &quot;BEEF WAR&quot;.  I thought it was cool, but really difficult, the tanks would move right before I beefed them."},{"author_name":"lorancou","author_uid":"8588","time":"Apr 27, 2012 @ 9:35pm","epoch":1335562200,"text":"Ah, an UPPERCASE GAME with INTENSIVE STRATEGIES, indeed! Great fun :)"},{"author_name":"Several","author_uid":"11903","time":"Apr 27, 2012 @ 10:47pm","epoch":1335566520,"text":"Knowing that I cannot play this in OSX is like passing a gallstone."},{"author_name":"whilefun","author_uid":"7424","time":"Apr 28, 2012 @ 7:08pm","epoch":1335639780,"text":"holy sweetsauce this is maybe the most original game i've evern played! haha! Love the sound effects. And now I'm kind of hungry for some DEADBEEF."},{"author_name":"cantorfew","author_uid":"12835","time":"May 1, 2012 @ 12:52pm","epoch":1335876420,"text":"This was a hilarious idea. It could use more variation though.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>It seems impossible to defend the flank. When no new panzers appear they stopped moving."},{"author_name":"badlydrawnrod","author_uid":"745","time":"May 1, 2012 @ 7:39pm","epoch":1335900840,"text":"You, sir or madam, are completely bonkers, but it works for you! I never thought I would want more brisket in my entire life, but somehow you instilled that feeling in me."},{"author_name":"Pierrec","author_uid":"1874","time":"May 2, 2012 @ 6:14pm","epoch":1335982140,"text":"This is an AWESOME GAME! But...where is the theme ? :\/"},{"author_name":"kylerhoades","author_uid":"3495","time":"May 4, 2012 @ 1:24am","epoch":1336094340,"text":"This is the best game ever"},{"author_name":"kibertoad","author_uid":"7122","time":"May 6, 2012 @ 9:28pm","epoch":1336339380,"text":"Now that is insane :)"},{"author_name":"Kayamon","author_uid":"2658","time":"May 7, 2012 @ 1:45am","epoch":1336354800,"text":"I like you."},{"author_name":"Dr.Pingu","author_uid":"12088","time":"May 7, 2012 @ 3:45pm","epoch":1336405200,"text":"I don't understand anything of what I was doing but i really like the idea, although it seems that I lost . I will retry later with some drugs or alcools to go deeper in the concept."},{"author_name":"Kvisle","author_uid":"3818","time":"May 13, 2012 @ 1:08am","epoch":1336870980,"text":"What did I just play"},{"author_name":"SonnyBone","author_uid":"1365","time":"May 16, 2012 @ 5:08am","epoch":1337144580,"text":"CONGRATS ON THE WIN"}],"images":["ld23\/505-f577394d6fa08b2a417dc482cf60c576.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/blinkbat.nfshost.com\/BEEFWAR-LD23.ZIP","text":"Windows"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"30761","g_author":"505","g_event":"LD23","g_eventkey":"10","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"30791","g_title":"BEEFWAR","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"185","g_commentcount":"24","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/123793\/505-shot0.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"This is BEEFWAR a strategy game that takes place on a cattle.\r\n\r\nFeatures:\r\n- 48 cuts of beef\r\n- 7 types of panzers\r\n- intense strategies\r\n\r\nInstructions are in game.\r\n\r\nPost Compo Version: blinkbat.nfshost.com\/BEEFWAR.ZIP\r\nAdded music, polish, tweeked balances\r\n<\/p>","title":"BEEFWAR"}