{"author_link":"\/author\/coltonphillips\/","author_name":"Trollamor","author_uid":"4831","comments":[{"author_name":"Cell","author_uid":"3295","time":"Dec 19, 2011 @ 3:25pm","epoch":1324308000,"text":"Nice game :)"},{"author_name":"EatThePath","author_uid":"7743","time":"Dec 21, 2011 @ 6:44am","epoch":1324449540,"text":"The opening screens and monolouge were attention getting, but the actual game seems a bit absent. I spent several minutes pushing buttons and getting pleasant bloops but nothing happened beyond that. From the title that may be the point, but it's not a very entertaining point."},{"author_name":"23","author_uid":"4678","time":"Dec 21, 2011 @ 2:17pm","epoch":1324476720,"text":"Enormous download and, as the other commenter noted, no apparent way to progress. If there's a joke I don't get it."},{"author_name":"Dark Acre Jack","author_uid":"2947","time":"Dec 21, 2011 @ 7:57pm","epoch":1324497120,"text":"Loved the Costanza logo. Didn't really get what to do so I just hammered keys until it froze. Fortunately, mashing buttons is fun."},{"author_name":"Trollamor","author_uid":"4831","time":"Dec 23, 2011 @ 3:50am","epoch":1324611900,"text":"NOTE!: File size is large because it contains wave audio. I cannot get game maker to work with any compressed file sizes. if you know a solution let me know.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>To those of you who cannot find a solution: There is one. I won't say what it is, to keep user experience pure... but there is an endgame to the scenario.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>KTHNXBAI"},{"author_name":"summaky","author_uid":"1885","time":"Dec 24, 2011 @ 6:24pm","epoch":1324750740,"text":"I loved the logo :-)\r<br\/>However,  I suspect I can't complete the game at all as it doesn't recognize my full home row (end key of the right part I have &quot;&ntilde;&quot;, which the game doesn't recognize at all).  What a shame..."},{"author_name":"Eelfroth","author_uid":"7288","time":"Dec 30, 2011 @ 10:41pm","epoch":1325284560,"text":"I liked the music in the beginning, but I have the same problem as summaky.\r<br\/>About using compressed audio-formats, maybe this can help: http:\/\/gmc.yoyogames.com\/index.php?showtopic=460201\r<br\/>I haven't tried it yet, though."},{"author_name":"SonnyBone","author_uid":"1365","time":"Jan 4, 2012 @ 1:15pm","epoch":1325682600,"text":"I uh... I uh... I was trying to figure out of I was playing Rick Astley or not. Didn't sound like it, but I wish it was."},{"author_name":"Breakdance McFunkypants","author_uid":"2297","time":"Jan 10, 2012 @ 1:50am","epoch":1326159900,"text":"Love the COSTANZA logo in the sega font. Pretty cool tunes, too!"}],"images":["ld22\/4831-7e09e5c7486f66758b34b30dc8289c1d.jpg","ld22\/4831-6ff42bff3f0f3d4858e14a359a8b7d57.jpg","ld22\/4831-40b5a0ea33d52d09760c1900ffd75163.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.mediafire.com\/?zka695mmh2o1ioj","text":"Windows"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"31605","g_author":"4831","g_event":"LD22","g_eventkey":"8","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"31635","g_title":"You Can't Go Through The Door","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"624","g_commentcount":"9","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/87574\/4831-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/87574\/4831-shot1.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/87574\/4831-shot2.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Controls: Home Row<\/p>","title":"You Can't Go Through The Door"}