{"author_link":"\/author\/yapikom\/","author_name":"Yapikom","author_uid":"7497","comments":[{"author_name":"dinolunae","author_uid":"9492","time":"Dec 22, 2011 @ 2:11pm","epoch":1324562760,"text":"i don't get it."},{"author_name":"fishbrain","author_uid":"3007","time":"Dec 22, 2011 @ 2:15pm","epoch":1324563000,"text":"hahahahaha... !!"},{"author_name":"mnem","author_uid":"7397","time":"Jan 2, 2012 @ 11:47pm","epoch":1325547720,"text":"Nailed the theme ;)"},{"author_name":"Benjamin","author_uid":"2952","time":"Jan 5, 2012 @ 6:33pm","epoch":1325788080,"text":":-D Good idea for this theme ! And not so bad overall especially if you did it with only 8h left !"},{"author_name":"yosh","author_uid":"6851","time":"Jan 6, 2012 @ 7:10am","epoch":1325833500,"text":"Too &quot;hard&quot; (or maybe not enough because I lost)"}],"images":["ld22\/7497-d8e01b0284fa5f23fee2293300b2aea8.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/dl.dropbox.com\/u\/24442039\/LudumDare\/LD22\/TheOnanist\/index.html","text":"Web\/Flash"},{"url":"http:\/\/dl.dropbox.com\/u\/24442039\/LudumDare\/LD22\/TheOnanist\/TheOnanist.7z","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"31774","g_author":"7497","g_event":"LD22","g_eventkey":"8","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"31804","g_title":"The Onanist","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"638","g_commentcount":"5","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/87574\/7497-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"NSFW but kinda not.\r\n\r\nYeah. I did three quick prototypes, but the first two would have taken to long time and I lost inspiration for the last one. So I made this as a quick backup.\r\n\r\nNote: I was actually going to make it deeper, but the mic I hace here is a piece of crap and it was impossible without real soundeffects.\r\n\r\nStory:\r\nYou are alone in your room, trying to masturbate. Your fundie parents are sadly on patrol...\r\n\r\nControls: Space to hide\/unhide penis, mouse to navigate, fap with UP\/DOWN arrow (must surf porn to do it). Don't let your parents see you fap or surfing porn.\r\n\r\nAnd yeah. You need to have sound on (please note that's NOT a screamer)<\/p>","title":"The Onanist"}