{"author_link":"\/author\/acorn\/","author_name":"Acorn","author_uid":"65448","comments":[{"author_name":"moose5555","author_uid":"19158","time":"Apr 19, 2016 @ 1:13am","epoch":1461028080,"text":"fuck........ i killed the presdient............"},{"author_name":"SuperPokeunicorn","author_uid":"9858","time":"Apr 19, 2016 @ 2:44am","epoch":1461033540,"text":"To answer your question about how to run my game, don't unzip anything at all. Just download the jar file and run it. Should just be a single file that you download, nothing more. Comment again if you have any further difficulty."},{"author_name":"MandolinQuinn","author_uid":"91519","time":"Apr 19, 2016 @ 4:19am","epoch":1461039240,"text":"It seems as though Jonathan Blow has made yet another masterpiece"},{"author_name":"aidanmarkham","author_uid":"84155","time":"Apr 19, 2016 @ 7:29am","epoch":1461050640,"text":"This game was simple, but still very difficult. I liked the music and sound, but the Jonathan blow joke was a bit distasteful."},{"author_name":"mutonizer","author_uid":"91240","time":"Apr 19, 2016 @ 7:55am","epoch":1461052200,"text":"Simple and good 60 seconds fun. Got swarmed by &quot;real&quot; kennedys pretty fast though, which is a bit weird I guess...or something."},{"author_name":"Capt Nemo","author_uid":"92594","time":"Apr 19, 2016 @ 12:33pm","epoch":1461068880,"text":"HOW MANY PREZ ARE THERE!?!?!??"},{"author_name":"thegoofromspace","author_uid":"18653","time":"Apr 20, 2016 @ 5:17am","epoch":1461129120,"text":"Bang, boom, pop!\r<br\/>Jay Eff Kay!\r<br\/>Bang, boom, pop!\r<br\/>Jay Eff Kay!\r<br\/>Bang, boom, pop!\r<br\/>Jay Eff Kay!\r<br\/>Not a lizard, but he could be!\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Took me a while to realize that the game was, &quot;Shoot the JFKs who can turn into lizards,&quot; and not, &quot;The JFKs can turn into lizards. Shoot them when they do.&quot; \r<br\/>\r<br\/>Anyway, there was a big problem with this one. I can see my mouse cursor over the game's cursor, so I click where the mouse cursor is sometimes, but the game's cursor doesn't seem to aim there. I ended up shooting some real JFKs when I was aiming for lizard JFKs that way. Or just flat-out missing things I was pointing at.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Nice song, though. And there was a silliness to all the graphics that brought everything together pretty well, really. All together? Pretty good for a cheap joke."},{"author_name":"spiffl","author_uid":"45731","time":"Apr 24, 2016 @ 12:17am","epoch":1461456720,"text":"The best part of this game are the song and the description text, but I liked the rest of it, too! It was smart and bold of you to make the bad JFKs turn lizard only for a brief second, you really gotta keep an eye out! Good job"}],"images":["ld35\/65448-46d8abb60d61c9e09f1b9172e0bb4533.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/acorn.itch.io\/blammo","text":"Windows"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"3190","g_author":"65448","g_event":"LD35","g_eventkey":"33","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"3217","g_title":"Jonathan Blow Presents: BLAMMO! It's Time To Finis","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"1104","g_commentcount":"8","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/542293\/65448-shot0-1461020762.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Kill the JFKs that out themselves as lizard people\r\n\r\nleft mouse = shoot\r\n\r\nenter = start game\r\n\r\nr = restart game\r\n\r\nI know this will draw their attention. I must sacrifice myself. the annanuki habve been running this country for centuries. this is my final g ame","title":"Jonathan Blow Presents: BLAMMO! It's Time To Finish What Lee Harvey Oswald Started"}