{"author_link":"\/author\/l\/","author_name":"L","author_uid":"1084","comments":[{"author_name":"panzermancer","author_uid":"5826","time":"Aug 22, 2011 @ 10:30pm","epoch":1314051900,"text":"Absolutely amazing. My only complaint, if you caould call it one, is that I wish there was some way to skip forward the text. I love every bit of it other than that, though. Absolutely ludicrous in the best possible way."},{"author_name":"kevglass","author_uid":"5134","time":"Aug 22, 2011 @ 10:37pm","epoch":1314052320,"text":"Wierd wierd game, but so cool - great job!"},{"author_name":"offwhitefox","author_uid":"4961","time":"Aug 22, 2011 @ 11:24pm","epoch":1314055140,"text":"Great!  Just Great!  I love Lesbian Spider Queens of Mars so this is a great and interesting spin-off puzzle game"},{"author_name":"mes","author_uid":"4975","time":"Aug 23, 2011 @ 7:36am","epoch":1314084660,"text":"hahahah, weird and great."},{"author_name":"Arron Fowler","author_uid":"4764","time":"Aug 23, 2011 @ 2:27pm","epoch":1314109320,"text":"Could not open the mac app. Running Tiger 10.4.11"},{"author_name":"Monastery","author_uid":"6216","time":"Aug 23, 2011 @ 3:57pm","epoch":1314114720,"text":"cant fast-forward the intro... pressed ESC in hope for some menu ... program shut down :( ... have to watch all the intro all over again now ... makes me a sad panda"},{"author_name":"tgijsola","author_uid":"5391","time":"Aug 23, 2011 @ 8:02pm","epoch":1314129420,"text":"First game I've played with an 'Insolence' meter. Nice."},{"author_name":"johanp","author_uid":"608","time":"Aug 24, 2011 @ 10:42am","epoch":1314182220,"text":"Don't no anything about the game it's based off I'm afraid. Tried playing it a couple of times but didn't understand if mashing the arrow keys or not really made any difference. Pity! I liked the text describing the action and graphics where pretty!"},{"author_name":"lartens","author_uid":"5721","time":"Aug 25, 2011 @ 12:35pm","epoch":1314275400,"text":"Hurrah i reached the dubious ending, i'll admit it took a fair few goes until i realized what i was doing, but i loved it, i struggled to find the line of text i was on sometimes and then it was gone. maybe i should of lowered my resolution, anyway thoroughly enjoyed it."},{"author_name":"summaky","author_uid":"1885","time":"Aug 27, 2011 @ 10:15am","epoch":1314439800,"text":"Weird indeed!"},{"author_name":"Jedi","author_uid":"4799","time":"Sep 3, 2011 @ 3:47pm","epoch":1315064520,"text":"Awesome! Very different. I felt quite naughty after getting the biologically dubious ending, haha."}],"images":["ld21\/1084-98aea3fec696a6e3e0157a38caccbe37.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.glorioustrainwrecks.com\/files\/I","text":"Windows"},{"url":"http:\/\/l.j-factor.com\/gamemaker\/MacIBEBASQ.zip","text":"OS X"},{"url":"http:\/\/l.j-factor.com\/gamemaker\/IBEBASQ.gmk","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"32583","g_author":"1084","g_event":"LD21","g_eventkey":"7","g_subevent":"-","g_urlkey":"32613","g_title":"I'm Being Eaten By A Spider Queen (And I Don't Lik","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"186","g_commentcount":"11","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/62148\/1084-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"If you've played Lesbian Spider Queens of Mars by Anna Anthropy (http:\/\/games.adultswim.com\/lesbian-spider-queens-of-mars-twitchy-online-game.html), you might have wondered: what happens to the captured slaves when our dear Queen walks over them? The obvious answer is that they are abstracted away into a cage offscreen, instantaneously, in the manner of many videogames. The disobvious answer is that the Queen uses her spider-venom to shrink them down to a portable size, so she can carry them around freely, as if they were mere diamond gems. This game is based on this assertion to some extent.\r\n\r\nAll art assets were made in the standard Game Maker sprite editor.\r\n\r\nALERT: Contains adult themes, weird sexual nonsense, dubious arachnid biology and female nipples.<\/p>","title":"I'm Being Eaten By A Spider Queen (And I Don't Like It One Bit!)"}