{"author_link":"\/author\/kaphonaits\/","author_name":"Kaphonaits","author_uid":"3512","comments":[{"author_name":"rgbDreamer","author_uid":"4345","time":"May 5, 2011 @ 10:27am","epoch":1304590920,"text":"I bought my squadron M5's, but they stopped doing any damage.  Do they need more ammo? I can't buy it.  I only ever have a chance against villages with like 8 people, but it'd take forever to sack enough of those to get guns again.\r<br\/>You weren't working on graphics or sound, so I expect a lot more to be there in a text game, and it isn't. \r<br\/>Squadron Status\r<br\/>________________________\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Squadron Health: 100\r<br\/>Squadron Trippyness: 100\r<br\/>Squadron Ego: 144\r<br\/>________________________\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Squadron Equipment: Mp5\r<br\/>Squadron Max Damage: 4\r<br\/>________________________"},{"author_name":"Kaphonaits","author_uid":"3512","time":"May 6, 2011 @ 12:22am","epoch":1304641020,"text":"@rgbDreamer\r<br\/>I understand your frustration with Max Damage. Bugs involving the calculation of it jumped up towards the tail-ends of the Compo and I didn't have time to iron out all of them.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>One of the ways I found to fix bugs like this was either to kill all your hostages or keep them all; I forget.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>I'm sorry if I've disappointed you in any way, but this was my first entry. I wasn't great at time management and everyone who has played this game knows it.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Have a nice day. :D"},{"author_name":"Dark Acre Jack","author_uid":"2947","time":"May 6, 2011 @ 12:23am","epoch":1304641080,"text":"Ah, text adventures.  Nice work on taking a stand against graphics.  :)"},{"author_name":"elbowroom","author_uid":"3590","time":"May 9, 2011 @ 8:36am","epoch":1304929860,"text":"hmm.. yeah, I liked it but I was looking forward to less bugs and vagueness.. why am I taking hostages? Does having more damage mean more hostages taken? . . .\r<br\/>When I heal the squad, the get sober.\r<br\/>Does tripping on drugs improve anything?\r<br\/>I actually had fun playing this but I think you could have polished it a little.;)\r<br\/>Better luck next time. It seemed like a good start."},{"author_name":"Endurion","author_uid":"103","time":"May 10, 2011 @ 6:31pm","epoch":1305051960,"text":"Aww, dang. I hoped it would partially work. Is there any way to heal up again or get drugs? My squadron makes quite a bit damage when starting out but very soon goes down to 1 hit. No chance to win anything like that.\r<br\/>Looked funny :)"},{"author_name":"mjb67","author_uid":"4134","time":"May 22, 2011 @ 11:30am","epoch":1306063500,"text":"Nice attempt ^^ Shame about the bugs but these things happen.  Lets go kill some Russians or something!"},{"author_name":"tzachs","author_uid":"3877","time":"May 23, 2011 @ 9:16pm","epoch":1306185060,"text":"Looks like it can be fun, but it's almost impossible to win a fight. When I finally managed to win a fight and only got 250 gold out of it I gave up..."}],"images":["ld20\/3512-3425175d999ed17752566ef4412a2a13.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.mediafire.com\/?kjkok2p6bgmebi5","text":"Windows"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.mediafire.com\/?sgrn3c8bbsdtfal","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"33247","g_author":"3512","g_event":"LD20","g_eventkey":"6","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"33277","g_title":"Graphics Are For Losers","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"253","g_commentcount":"7","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/45257\/3512-shot0.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"You, the Mobboss of Bullcrap controls a Squadron Of Idiots. You can raid Russian towns and snort drugs and stuff. It's fucking hardcore. Like Duke Nukem.<\/p>","title":"Graphics Are For Losers"}