You are the Sea Hoss, and it is your duty to deliver tasty deliciousness to the stranded castaways of Sumbitchin' Islands.

Read below to figure out what the hell you're supposed to do, because there are no in game instructions.

- Move your LEEF BOTE left and right with the arrow keys.

- Watch for the SUPPLY DROPS from overhead, and collect the packages before they sink to da bottom of da damn sea. Each package scores you 10 hunks of food that you must hurl with a questionable amount of accuracy towards the food storage bins on each island.

- Press the SPACEBAR to toss savory goodness into the air, and hope that it lands in a box and not in the water or against the face of a starving castaway.

- Each food item that lands in a storage box earns you 1 point.

- You can earn BANKSHOT bonuses by bouncing food off a castaway's head and making it land in a box. This is usually by complete accident, but you can lie and say that you did it on purpose.

- The castaways are insatiable. They will beg for food until they die. Notice that they never eat it. They just beg for it. There is no use in trying to please them. Just worry about your score. It's what matters most in this world.

- Killing a castaway will cost you 25 points. Every castaway that is left alive when you complete the run will earn you 25 points.

- You are judged on your food tossing accuracy at the end of your run, and you are given a bonus multiplier to reflect your (lack of) skill.

- There is only 1 'stage', and the only objective is to earn points by any means necessary.

- Oh, and press ENTER to start the game when on the title screen, and again at the results screen to reset.

- F4 goes into full screen mode

- HAVE FUN!