UPDATE: Making serious plans for a bigger, better, and MORE! version of this game. Started on the art already, and started uncommenting a lot of stuff that got removed at the last second so I could be "done." Check my journal for updated builds!


Also! Here's the help text from in-game! Don't even need to click that button anymore! Clicking help buttons is for chumps!

The park is infested with BIKINI BABES!
The mayor has given you a top secret mission to get rid of them!
To make things interesting, he will give you money for each babe you exterminate!
Bonus moneys awarded for interesting kills deep below the earth's surface,
away from the police and the cold eyes of the sun!

X or Down = LIFT and THROW
C or UP = JUMP
Z = CYCLE TRAPS
ESC = PAUSE

You are literally crying you are so happy!