{"author_link":"\/author\/eli\/","author_name":"eli","author_uid":"1395","images":["mini32\/1395-ae283cd2c848a83bb63a23dac10d5da2.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.glorioustrainwrecks.com\/files\/Foreskin_Defender%20-%20uncensored.zip","text":"Windows"},{"url":"http:\/\/dl.dropbox.com\/u\/35062\/ForeskinDefender\/Foreskin_Defender.zip","text":"Windows (&quot;censored&quot;)"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.glorioustrainwrecks.com\/node\/2212","text":"Glorious Trainwrecks page"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"35144","g_author":"1395","g_event":"MINI32","g_eventkey":"57","g_subevent":"-","g_urlkey":"36962","g_title":"Foreskin Defender","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"0","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/106834\/1395-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Controls: arrow keys, space (jump)\r\n\r\nDefend the defenseless in this classic game. Test your tactical jumping prowess as you try to save the infant genitalia from the knife!\r\n\r\nGame suitability: Please do not play this game.\r\n\r\nOriginal graphics!\r\nSounds recorded from scratch!\r\nMusic borrowed graciously from http:\/\/smickandsmudew.com\r\n\r\nCompletely standalone EXCEPT it may need to install the August 2008 DirectX update. I'm so very sorry. Had I known, I may have chosen another platform. The good news is that should be all you need, and the game will give you an error when you start it, linking you to the download site.<\/p>","title":"Foreskin Defender"}