{"author_link":"\/author\/aquasheep\/","author_name":"aquasheep","author_uid":"13033","comments":[{"author_name":"plule","author_uid":"14514","time":"Sep 25, 2012 @ 4:56pm","epoch":1348591860,"text":"I feel like you had some traumatic experience :D"},{"author_name":"Connors","author_uid":"10411","time":"Sep 25, 2012 @ 7:02pm","epoch":1348599420,"text":"I'm just gonna put my reactions in order here....\r<br\/>What is wrong with you loading bar?\r<br\/>...jingles keys,  some car alarm goes off WTF...\r<br\/>...OMG Baman Piderman toy XD...\r<br\/>...I hear a helicopter now...\r<br\/>...NOTHING HELPS....\r<br\/>GO THE F TO SLEEP.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>I like it it's a funny game."},{"author_name":"goerp","author_uid":"14225","time":"Sep 25, 2012 @ 7:18pm","epoch":1348600380,"text":"Haha, looks like an inspired game. There is NO way to win."},{"author_name":"aquasheep","author_uid":"13033","time":"Sep 26, 2012 @ 8:42pm","epoch":1348691820,"text":"Thanks for the comments all! I'm glad it's had the intended effect. ;)\r<br\/>\r<br\/>It was a lot of fun to make although sometimes it was a bit of struggle considering how much I've heard that baby cry...\r<br\/>\r<br\/>As for the loading bar, I need to look into that; something's wrong with the loading image."},{"author_name":"Jedi","author_uid":"4799","time":"Sep 28, 2012 @ 2:08am","epoch":1348797780,"text":"This is funny :)"},{"author_name":"ratking","author_uid":"3663","time":"Sep 29, 2012 @ 10:25pm","epoch":1348957200,"text":"Adorable! Haha"}],"images":["mini37\/13033-e7041cce2ebef1dd5629e74be2e96d8f.jpg","mini37\/13033-3ac4aa53621dc0f922feecbd7404834b.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/arthur.sewanee.edu\/kennepm0\/Games\/GTFTSTGDesktop.jar","text":"Win\/Mac\/Linux"},{"url":"http:\/\/arthur.sewanee.edu\/kennepm0\/GTFTSTG.html","text":"Web"},{"url":"https:\/\/github.com\/aquasheep\/GTFTSTG\/zipball\/master","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"35349","g_author":"13033","g_event":"MINI37","g_eventkey":"62","g_subevent":"-","g_urlkey":"37185","g_title":"GTFTSTG - Go the Fuck to Sleep the (not) Game","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"6","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/183185\/13033-shot0.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/183185\/13033-shot1.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Welcome to Go the Fuck to Sleep the (not) Game based on the best-seller \"children's book\" Go the Fuck to Sleep. \r\n\r\nYou are a parent stuck at home one day to take care of the new baby. See how long you can get the baby to go to sleep for. See if you go insane. See if the baby will never go to sleep. It's different every time! Experience the life of a parent where order and chaos, happiness and insanity are only a click away.\r\n\r\nTo run, just download and run the .jar file. Works for all platforms! I recommend the desktop version because in the web version, some items are inexplicably displaced, but both are functional (web is better in Chrome; will not work on IcedTea plug-in). Enjoy!\r\n\r\nMany thanks to the following people for using Creative Commons to distribute their work (and special thanks to the makers of Baman Piderman for inspiring a cameo)!\r\n\r\nAttributions:\r\n\r\nImages (flickr):\r\n\tBaby Room\t\t - cfinke, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0\r\n\tBaby Bottle\t\t - Hollay and Mc, CC BY-NC 2.0\r\n\tRattle\t\t\t - USCPSC, CC BY 2.0\r\n\tClown\t\t\t - cogdogblog, CC BY 2.0\r\n\tKeys\t\t\t - adam, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0\r\n\tCamera,Phone\t - SheldonSchwartz, CC BY-SA 2.0\r\n\tCompact\t\t\t - ell_brown, CC BY 2.0\r\n\tDiaper\t\t\t - five_blondes, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0\r\n\tAction Figure \t - Alex and Lindsay Small-Butera, All rights reserved\r\n\r\nSounds (freesound.org):\r\n\tBaby Crying\t\t - poissonmort, CC BY\r\n\tBaby Snoring\t - Robinhood76, CC BY-NC\r\n\tBottle Sound\t - stephsinger22, CC Sampling+\r\n\tBackground Birds - Charel Sytze, CC BY\r\n\tHelicopter\t\t - clankbeeld, CC BY\r\n\tThunderstorm \t - klankschap, CC BY-NC\r\n\tCar Alarm\t \t - public domain\r\n\tPolice Sirens\t - Timbre, CC BY-NC\r\n\tBaby Talk\t  \t - pfly, CC Sampling+\r\n\tBaby Laugh\t  \t - Robinhood76, CC BY-NC\r\n\tClown Laugh\t \t - Robinhood76, CC BY-NC\r\n\tKey Jingles  \t - sdfalk, CC BY\r\n\tRattle\t\t \t - HolyGhostParty, CC Sampling+\r\n\tBottle Break  \t - Connum, CC BY-NC\r\n\tCamera\t\t \t - FreqMan, CC BY\r\n\tPhone Ring   \t - Acclivity, CC BY-NC\r\n\tSqueaky Toy\t\t - sentryx86, CC Sampling+\r\n\tDiaper (Velcro)\t - Sruddi1, CC Sampling+<\/p>","title":"GTFTSTG - Go the Fuck to Sleep the (not) Game"}