{"author_link":"\/users\/varenka","author_name":"varenka","author_uid":1010878,"comments":[{"author_name":"randomhuman","author_uid":"1000453","time":"2017-05-02T17:40:31Z","epoch":1493746831,"modified":1493746831,"text":"Funny and challenging, good job!","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Jupiter_Hadley","author_uid":"1000562","time":"2017-05-07T17:10:28Z","epoch":1494177028,"modified":1494177028,"text":"Fun game! I included it in my Ludum Dare 38 compilation video series, if you\u2019d like to take a look :)\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bpLa_G-bsto","likes":0,"format":"md"}],"format":"md","images":[],"links":[],"metadata":{"g_key":"39169","g_author":"1010878","g_event":"LD38","g_eventkey":"69","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"237510","g_title":"Totally not a Robot","g_status":"USEAR3","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"2","g_site2_node_id":"16666","g_hide":"Y","g_has_icon":"N","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":{"n_key":"16666","n_urlkey":"237510","n_parent":"9405","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/38\/totally-not-a-robot","n_slug":"totally-not-a-robot","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"jam","n_author":"10878","n_created":"1492813516","n_modified":"1493089164","n_version":"63042","n_status":"COMMIT"},"node":{"id":16666,"parent":9405,"superparent":9,"author":10878,"type":"item","subtype":"game","subsubtype":"jam","published":"2017-04-25T01:12:59Z","created":"2017-04-21T22:25:16Z","modified":"2017-04-25T02:59:24Z","version":63042,"slug":"totally-not-a-robot","name":"Totally not a Robot","body":"It's 5:00 AM, time for Zorxg-*ahem* Bill to make his morning commute to the local paper factory, where he will attempt to enslave humanit-*AHEM* collaborate with his fellow human beings on a human work-related task.\n\nDirections:\n\nThe objective of the game is to make it to the red car, marked by a spinning yellow triangle. \n\nControls:\n\nWASD to move your character within the control room. To use an object or press a button, simply click on it. You are able to control the robot by clicking the buttons inside the control room, but the easiest way is to use the periscope on the right of the control room, which has directions inside it and lets you see where your objective is. (Controls while inside the periscope are: Arrow keys to look around, W to move your legs forward, S to stop moving legs, and X to move your legs backward.)\n\nIMPORTANT:\n\nIf you move your legs too far forward or backward, you will lose your balance and fall over! An alarm will go off if you are about to lose your balance. In order to stop yourself from falling over, move your legs back to a standing position. There is a handy screen in the periscope and in the control room that will show you the position of both of your legs, so that you can tell which direction you need to move.\n\nYour objective:\n\n![objective_car.png](\/\/\/raw\/e7a\/2\/z\/1a17.png)\n\nThe periscope:\n\n![the_periscope.png](\/\/\/raw\/e7a\/2\/z\/1a29.png)\n\nThe control room:\n\n![control_room.png](\/\/\/raw\/e7a\/2\/z\/1a22.png)\n\nLinks:\n\nWindows:\nhttps:\/\/drive.google.com\/open?id=0B4VVy-TxP0IZYnQzMWVhSGdINmc\n\nMac:\nhttps:\/\/drive.google.com\/open?id=0B4VVy-TxP0IZSTBoMjBfdUlyYlE\n\nLinux:\nhttps:\/\/drive.google.com\/open?id=0B4VVy-TxP0IZMXVmakFZalpWTVU","meta":{"author":[10878,13368]},"path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/38\/totally-not-a-robot","parents":[1,5,9,9405],"love":0,"notes":2,"notes-timestamp":"2017-05-07T17:10:28Z","grade":{"grade-01":1,"grade-02":1,"grade-03":1,"grade-04":1,"grade-05":1,"grade-06":1,"grade-07":1,"grade-08":1},"magic":{"grade":1,"given":0,"feedback":0,"smart":0,"cool":0}},"text":"It's 5:00 AM, time for Zorxg-*ahem* Bill to make his morning commute to the local paper factory, where he will attempt to enslave humanit-*AHEM* collaborate with his fellow human beings on a human work-related task.\n\nDirections:\n\nThe objective of the game is to make it to the red car, marked by a spinning yellow triangle. \n\nControls:\n\nWASD to move your character within the control room. To use an object or press a button, simply click on it. You are able to control the robot by clicking the buttons inside the control room, but the easiest way is to use the periscope on the right of the control room, which has directions inside it and lets you see where your objective is. (Controls while inside the periscope are: Arrow keys to look around, W to move your legs forward, S to stop moving legs, and X to move your legs backward.)\n\nIMPORTANT:\n\nIf you move your legs too far forward or backward, you will lose your balance and fall over! An alarm will go off if you are about to lose your balance. In order to stop yourself from falling over, move your legs back to a standing position. There is a handy screen in the periscope and in the control room that will show you the position of both of your legs, so that you can tell which direction you need to move.\n\nYour objective:\n\n![objective_car.png](\/\/\/raw\/e7a\/2\/z\/1a17.png)\n\nThe periscope:\n\n![the_periscope.png](\/\/\/raw\/e7a\/2\/z\/1a29.png)\n\nThe control room:\n\n![control_room.png](\/\/\/raw\/e7a\/2\/z\/1a22.png)\n\nLinks:\n\nWindows:\nhttps:\/\/drive.google.com\/open?id=0B4VVy-TxP0IZYnQzMWVhSGdINmc\n\nMac:\nhttps:\/\/drive.google.com\/open?id=0B4VVy-TxP0IZSTBoMjBfdUlyYlE\n\nLinux:\nhttps:\/\/drive.google.com\/open?id=0B4VVy-TxP0IZMXVmakFZalpWTVU","title":"Totally not a Robot"}