{"author_link":"\/users\/alans-antics","author_name":"Alans Antics","author_uid":"1077787","comments":[{"author_name":"FussenKuh","author_uid":"1055856","time":"2018-04-23T03:34:05Z","epoch":1524454445,"modified":1524454445,"text":"Ha! I greatly enjoyed the simple humor in your game. I got to be an emu and a cow and a jackass (of course) and so much more. You succeeded in putting a smile on my face with such a simple concept.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"John Darrington","author_uid":"1073626","time":"2018-04-23T03:59:25Z","epoch":1524455965,"modified":1524455965,"text":"I lost it when I was an owl and \"pooped out a mouse skeleton\". This was amazing - I'm sad you only got 28 hours on this one, I think you'd have an even better job on your hands. I really liked the humor, it was the first game that made me literally laugh out loud. Where were you when I was writing my dialogue? XD","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"merrak","author_uid":"1025072","time":"2018-04-23T04:00:09Z","epoch":1524456009,"modified":1524456009,"text":"These descriptions are great :)","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"TimeLoad","author_uid":"1079822","time":"2018-04-23T04:53:04Z","epoch":1524459184,"modified":1524459184,"text":"Haha love the humor in this game, was quite enjoyable seeing what descriptions you had for the different animals. Shows that you don't need fancy graphics to have fun!!","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"ddolgov","author_uid":"1077860","time":"2018-04-23T05:01:12Z","epoch":1524459672,"modified":1524459672,"text":"simple but so funny, really like it! \ud83d\udc4d  \n*shrubbery*","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Lecalat","author_uid":"1089499","time":"2018-04-23T09:26:14Z","epoch":1524475574,"modified":1524475574,"text":"That was hilarious.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"patvanmackelberg","author_uid":"1005602","time":"2018-04-23T13:20:43Z","epoch":1524489643,"modified":1524489643,"text":"Love it! Hahah I was half expecting that Jackass was the type of human I was going to be but I finally beat snark sim 9000!","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Nick Rafalski","author_uid":"1005391","time":"2018-04-23T16:03:39Z","epoch":1524499419,"modified":1524499419,"text":"5\/5 Humor for sure! ","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Ben Hopkins","author_uid":"1003352","time":"2018-04-23T16:10:16Z","epoch":1524499816,"modified":1524499816,"text":"Nice humor! The comedic timing of the lines really helped.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"coldmoose","author_uid":"1077571","time":"2018-04-23T19:39:36Z","epoch":1524512376,"modified":1524512376,"text":"Silly little game","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Bitten Toast Games","author_uid":"1014165","time":"2018-04-24T12:33:12Z","epoch":1524573192,"modified":1524573192,"text":"Silly fun little game.","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Langotriel","author_uid":"1091644","time":"2018-04-25T02:11:57Z","epoch":1524622317,"modified":1524622317,"text":"Fun idea with major potential for expansion. A great example of readable text, which some text games still get wrong.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"silkworm_sweatshop","author_uid":"1005318","time":"2018-04-28T18:42:25Z","epoch":1524940945,"modified":1524940945,"text":"Not too much of a game but it was funny.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Toulou","author_uid":"1009576","time":"2018-04-29T19:20:38Z","epoch":1525029638,"modified":1525029638,"text":"That's quite an experience ! It's pretty simple but pretty interesting and funny. The text is cut out sometimes, but overall I liked it a lot, good job !","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Number6406","author_uid":"1011186","time":"2018-05-02T18:59:00Z","epoch":1525287540,"modified":1525287550,"text":"Really funny game (would r8 8\/8 if I could m8)! I loved the humor this game emits. I finally became human again, but I tried to find any easter eggs, without success. Are there any?","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Alans Antics","author_uid":"1077787","time":"2018-05-02T19:41:33Z","epoch":1525290093,"modified":1525290093,"text":"@Number6406 I didn't have any extra time for easter eggs, sorry. Glad you liked it though!","likes":1,"format":"md"}],"format":"md","images":["ld41\/77789-f95dbc86685fe42e58d3799993a35d96.png"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.alansantics.com\/games\/life-simulator-9000\/","text":"HTML5 (web)"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"40832","g_author":"1077787","g_event":"LD41","g_eventkey":"72","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"223492","g_title":"Life Simulator 9000","g_status":"USEAR3","g_place":"268","g_commentcount":"16","g_site2_node_id":"77789","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":{"n_key":"77789","n_urlkey":"223492","n_parent":"73256","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/41\/life-simulator-9000","n_slug":"life-simulator-9000","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"compo","n_author":"77787","n_created":"1523730965","n_modified":"1524447231","n_version":"249258","n_status":"COMMIT"},"node":{"id":77789,"parent":73256,"superparent":9,"author":77787,"type":"item","subtype":"game","subsubtype":"compo","published":"2018-04-23T01:07:16Z","created":"2018-04-14T18:36:05Z","modified":"2018-04-23T01:33:51Z","version":249258,"slug":"life-simulator-9000","name":"Life Simulator 9000","body":"![screenshot-slim.png](\/\/\/raw\/bdf\/21\/z\/10e29.png)\n\n---\n\nGenres: Text-based + Life simulation game\n\n---\n\nHave you ever played The Sims, and thought to yourself, \"This game would be so much better if they removed all the graphics, and made everything text\"? 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