Body parts and currency flows have been linked ever since the good ol’ days.

Jesus is a great provider and multiplier, be it bread or wine.

Eucharist is cannibalism. As such Christ can break up into several scattered parts.

Yet Christ is a lizard - try and cut his limbs and it’ll grow back.

You’re in charge of this wonderful garden of delights.

Everyone has to work and labor by the sweat of their brow, as the saying goes.

Grow some relics on Jesus Lizard. Then sell it.

Beware ! Jesus is mortal - take care none of your followers notice its abnormal mutations, lest you be lost.

Will you succeed in rekindling your parish ?