{"author_link":"\/users\/craighasdysentery","author_name":"craighasdysentery","author_uid":"1009730","comments":[{"author_name":"lectvs","author_uid":"1011460","time":"2017-04-24T04:06:53Z","epoch":1493006813,"modified":1493006813,"text":"Drama: 10\/10  \nAction: 8\/10  \nRomance: 10\/10  \nCamera Zoom: 11\/10  \nPhil Fish Nudes: 0\/10, button is broken  \n  \nOverall a provocative critique of the world we live in. Truly a Ludum Dare masterpiece.","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Spinaljack","author_uid":"1021786","time":"2017-05-03T00:52:27Z","epoch":1493772747,"modified":1493772747,"text":"Hilarious description, I wont try to come up with a jokey comment. The graphics are clean and simple which I appreciate. ","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Kakureta","author_uid":"1000388","time":"2017-05-03T01:07:45Z","epoch":1493773665,"modified":1493773665,"text":"Oh my god. First off: To anyone who plans to play this game, please spend more than just a few minutes on it and try to get the highest score as possible. TRUST ME, it's really worth it.\n\nThis game is truly amazing, I found myself laughing at most if the writing and the silly graphics and the fact that half of the game actually tells a good story and cannot be found unless you spend time in the game is really clever and original. Graphics are bad but that's the point :rofl: and audio is good enough. Really one of my favourites this LD.","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"emarcotte","author_uid":"1005536","time":"2017-05-03T01:07:58Z","epoch":1493773678,"modified":1493773711,"text":"F**K SEAGULLS\n\n(lovely ending... 5\/5 would roll again)","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Hector Pi\u00f1eiro II","author_uid":"1010121","time":"2017-05-03T01:31:24Z","epoch":1493775084,"modified":1493775084,"text":"Oh gosh :rofl:\n\nAhem -- So, there is a bit of addiction that comes with the cubey world of this game as one keeps working their way toward earning a hefty 700 points. I would have loved to see some flashy powerups for the cylindrical protagonist.\n\nThe music wasn't bad, and works with the simplistic graphics.\n\nOverall, a humorous journey. My biggest suggestion: More dogs, fewer children :wink:","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"ectucker1","author_uid":"1008294","time":"2017-05-11T02:16:45Z","epoch":1494469005,"modified":1494469005,"text":"# SEAGULLS\n# E\n# A\n# G\n# U\n# L\n# L\n# S\n\nValid Criticism Here","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"adhesion","author_uid":"1005667","time":"2017-05-12T00:55:18Z","epoch":1494550518,"modified":1494550518,"text":"Good god, this is great. Even though LD has a humor category, very few games that try to be funny actually make me laugh. This is a most beautiful exception. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :dove: :syringe:","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"cosine","author_uid":"1001249","time":"2017-05-14T23:11:03Z","epoch":1494803463,"modified":1494803625,"text":"Holy shit this was hilarious! I was really enjoying the \"game\" part, and then I couldn't stop laughing and shaking my head, not believing you did this. I like syringes almost as much as anime girls so it was worth it.\n\nThe \"game\" (game...y part of the game?) was also super fun. Bless white squares!\n\n5 Stars out of 5 in 6 categories!!","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Jezzamon","author_uid":"1000095","time":"2017-05-16T03:22:44Z","epoch":1494904964,"modified":1494904964,"text":"Inspirational","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"SimonReiser","author_uid":"1002886","time":"2017-05-16T10:26:06Z","epoch":1494930366,"modified":1494930366,"text":"Wow, this is a really great entry, very creative. The gameplay is fun, I like the music and you don't see very humorous games very often in LD. Also the description is nice too.\n\n:thumbsup:\n\nPS: The linux version works (played on Ubuntu Mate 16.04)","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"julianeder33","author_uid":"1009497","time":"2017-05-17T20:11:05Z","epoch":1495051865,"modified":1495051865,"text":"The awesome description makes the simple and solid game to a real LD-Masterpice (at least in some categorys).\n","likes":0,"format":"md"}],"format":"md","images":[],"links":[],"metadata":{"g_key":"42338","g_author":"1009730","g_event":"LD38","g_eventkey":"69","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"240006","g_title":"Lonely Cylinder","g_status":"USEAR3","g_place":"92","g_commentcount":"11","g_site2_node_id":"18672","g_hide":"Y","g_has_icon":"N","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":{"n_key":"18672","n_urlkey":"240006","n_parent":"9405","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/38\/lonely-cylinder","n_slug":"lonely-cylinder","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"compo","n_author":"9730","n_created":"1492821649","n_modified":"1493020307","n_version":"47976","n_status":"COMMIT"},"node":{"id":18672,"parent":9405,"superparent":9,"author":9730,"type":"item","subtype":"game","subsubtype":"compo","published":"2017-04-24T00:27:46Z","created":"2017-04-22T00:40:49Z","modified":"2017-04-24T07:51:47Z","version":47976,"slug":"lonely-cylinder","name":"Lonely Cylinder","body":"https:\/\/craighasdysentery.itch.io\/lonelycylinder\n\n![Capture.PNG](\/\/\/raw\/206\/2\/z\/bde.png)\n\nA post-modern psychological thriller about a young white cylinder whose world is crumbling around her. New friends arrive by the boatload, but she is unable to accept their love, as touching them will cause existence as she knows it to be obliterated. Instead, she must end their lives without mercy, and constantly run around to prevent the ground from disintegrating. But each time she does, she wonders: Is a world that requires her to kill just to keep it alive truly a world worth saving? Perhaps it would be better to step off the edge and let this world vanish into oblivion...\n\nBut she perseveres. Ever diligent, ever moving, ever isolated. The lonely cylinder. This game evokes thought, introspection, catharsis. As you play, you might discover that the real lonely cylinder was you all along.\n\nRated M for violent imagery, drug use, and cylindrical themes. 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New friends arrive by the boatload, but she is unable to accept their love, as touching them will cause existence as she knows it to be obliterated. Instead, she must end their lives without mercy, and constantly run around to prevent the ground from disintegrating. But each time she does, she wonders: Is a world that requires her to kill just to keep it alive truly a world worth saving? Perhaps it would be better to step off the edge and let this world vanish into oblivion...\n\nBut she perseveres. Ever diligent, ever moving, ever isolated. The lonely cylinder. This game evokes thought, introspection, catharsis. As you play, you might discover that the real lonely cylinder was you all along.\n\nRated M for violent imagery, drug use, and cylindrical themes. If you can't reach 700 points you're a scrub\n\n![Shot1.png](\/\/\/raw\/206\/2\/z\/be0.png)","title":"Lonely Cylinder"}