{"author_link":"\/users\/goblinportal","author_name":"GoblinPortal","author_uid":"1021371","comments":[{"author_name":"camilo","author_uid":"1001106","time":"2017-04-24T18:57:45Z","epoch":1493060265,"modified":1493060265,"text":"I really loved your art.\nThose graphics are awesome!","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"steve","author_uid":"1001103","time":"2017-05-01T18:41:31Z","epoch":1493664091,"modified":1493664091,"text":"This happens to me every time I go shopping too!\n\nThe art is lovely, but the game was a little too hard for me to get very far- I never managed to get off of day 1, the two times I got to the end of the road I got destroyed by the crowd of people following me! (Perhaps that's intentional?) Regardless of my skill fail, the game is funny and the presentation is slick, nice work!\n","likes":1,"format":"md"}],"format":"md","images":["ld38\/21378-7372d7b8cb0710edd55005ba3c197a8a.jpg"],"links":[],"metadata":{"g_key":"46641","g_author":"1021371","g_event":"LD38","g_eventkey":"69","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"244670","g_title":"Steve and the Curse of the Hermit","g_status":"USEAR3","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"2","g_site2_node_id":"21378","g_hide":"Y","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":{"n_key":"21378","n_urlkey":"244670","n_parent":"9405","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/38\/steve-and-the-curse-of-the-hermit","n_slug":"steve-and-the-curse-of-the-her","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"jam","n_author":"21371","n_created":"1492851638","n_modified":"1493058063","n_version":"51386","n_status":"COMMIT"},"node":{"id":21378,"parent":9405,"superparent":9,"author":21371,"type":"item","subtype":"game","subsubtype":"jam","published":"2017-04-24T18:21:03Z","created":"2017-04-22T09:00:38Z","modified":"2017-04-24T18:21:03Z","version":51386,"slug":"steve-and-the-curse-of-the-hermit","name":"Steve and the Curse of the Hermit","body":"![Steve3x.png](\/\/\/raw\/b73\/5\/z\/1415.png)\n\n![hetstevescreen.png](\/\/\/raw\/b73\/5\/z\/1433.png)\n\n**Steve is cursed.** The curse makes people that recognizes him explode. Violently. Luckily, Steve is a smart guy and moved to the most remote town where no one could possibly know him. Or so he thought. Turns out he runs into old colleagues, friends, neighbours, pretty much everyone he's ever known, constantly. \n\nSteve locks himself up in his home as long as he can, but sadly, Steve has to eat. And shopping for Steve is truly a dangerous mission.\n\n## Play the Game\n* **itch.io:** https:\/\/goblinportal.itch.io\/steve-and-the-curse-of-the-hermit\n\n## Links\n* **TUMBLR:** http:\/\/www.goblinportal.com\n* **TWITTER:** https:\/\/twitter.com\/GoblinPortal\n\n## Opt-out\n* **Music:** Music by Abstraction. www.abstractionmusic.com\n","meta":{"cover":"\/\/\/content\/b73\/5\/z\/3fc0.jpg","author":[21371]},"path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/38\/steve-and-the-curse-of-the-hermit","parents":[1,5,9,9405],"love":0,"notes":2,"notes-timestamp":"2017-05-01T18:41:31Z","grade":{"grade-01":2,"grade-02":2,"grade-03":2,"grade-04":2,"grade-05":2,"grade-06":1,"grade-07":2,"grade-08":1},"magic":{"cool":0,"feedback":0,"given":0,"grade":1.75,"smart":-24.407105398155}},"text":"![Steve3x.png](\/\/\/raw\/b73\/5\/z\/1415.png)\n\n![hetstevescreen.png](\/\/\/raw\/b73\/5\/z\/1433.png)\n\n**Steve is cursed.** The curse makes people that recognizes him explode. Violently. Luckily, Steve is a smart guy and moved to the most remote town where no one could possibly know him. Or so he thought. Turns out he runs into old colleagues, friends, neighbours, pretty much everyone he's ever known, constantly. \n\nSteve locks himself up in his home as long as he can, but sadly, Steve has to eat. And shopping for Steve is truly a dangerous mission.\n\n## Play the Game\n* **itch.io:** https:\/\/goblinportal.itch.io\/steve-and-the-curse-of-the-hermit\n\n## Links\n* **TUMBLR:** http:\/\/www.goblinportal.com\n* **TWITTER:** https:\/\/twitter.com\/GoblinPortal\n\n## Opt-out\n* **Music:** Music by Abstraction. www.abstractionmusic.com\n","title":"Steve and the Curse of the Hermit"}