{"author_link":"\/users\/cozy-bear","author_name":"Cozy Bear","author_uid":"1007898","comments":[{"author_name":"LandoSystems","author_uid":"1000769","time":"2017-12-07T04:43:06Z","epoch":1512621786,"modified":1512621786,"text":"Fun little game, really love the art style. The cows didn't come back in round 4, not sure what happened. Still quite fun couch co-op. Nice work!","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Jadw1","author_uid":"1034946","time":"2017-12-07T06:30:57Z","epoch":1512628257,"modified":1512628257,"text":"funny game :D check out mine: https:\/\/ldjam.com\/events\/ludum-dare\/40\/drunken-soviet","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"jfraser314","author_uid":"1050077","time":"2017-12-07T06:45:03Z","epoch":1512629103,"modified":1512629212,"text":"Can't get game to start. :(  And after all those official accolades I am really yearning for a yanking.\n![yearnin.png](\/\/\/raw\/d93\/c\/z\/e208.png)\nAs far as I got.","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Stadoblech","author_uid":"1009158","time":"2017-12-07T09:16:51Z","epoch":1512638211,"modified":1512638295,"text":"this is... unusual... im sorry i would love to yank but i dont have two controllers(and we all know that yanking with one controller is not satysfying enough)... im sure game is extremely fun, extremely addicting. But if you dont include some kind of single player mode or just simply allow to use keyboard instead of controller, there will be small anount of players who enjoys your game. And its sad :( i will rate only humor and graphics from your presentation. Im sorry i could not rate actual gameplay. Also, consider use better game store option. Like itch.io","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Rongo Matane","author_uid":"1012833","time":"2017-12-07T09:59:08Z","epoch":1512640748,"modified":1512640878,"text":"Really cool game! I grabbed my girlfriend and we started yanking. The graphics are geat and the controls are perfect. It was very clear what to do. On the yanking part, we weren't sure how to do it, if there was a rhythm or scheme to follow. After round 3, my cow finally got made into hamburgers, but then the game kind of bugged out. I guess there should be a win screen, but it was round 4 without any cows.\nIn any case, great game! I wish there was sound too, but it was really fun anyway, also love your humor! I really hope you get enough ratings, not too easy with 2 controllers and local coop ;)\n\nOh, and the chase to get into the barn in time was thrilling, we always made it on the last second. And the hands, they are sooo disgusting :D","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"radmccool","author_uid":"1006810","time":"2017-12-07T11:26:09Z","epoch":1512645969,"modified":1512645969,"text":"Multiplayer games make me feel so alone :'|\nIn saying that i like ones that i can play by myself :P I really enjoyed the art in this game, its super cute and funny. Hopefully more people give this game a go cus its pretty darn good ","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Goplite","author_uid":"1007555","time":"2017-12-07T11:49:16Z","epoch":1512647356,"modified":1512647356,"text":"Such a shame this requires two controllers, screenshots looks nice and I'd really love to play this game, maybe you can at least do gameplay video? I'd be happy to rate based on it.","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Gruhh","author_uid":"1000485","time":"2017-12-07T12:04:30Z","epoch":1512648270,"modified":1512648270,"text":"Beautiful aesthetic choices.\n\nBonitas escolhas est\u00e9ticas. :flag_br:","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Bastienre4","author_uid":"1063105","time":"2017-12-07T12:29:28Z","epoch":1512649768,"modified":1512649768,"text":"Excellent ! Meuh.","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Cozy Bear","author_uid":"1007898","time":"2017-12-07T16:11:57Z","epoch":1512663117,"modified":1512663117,"text":"Thanks for everyone's comments! We plan on adding keyboard support for those without controllers. Additionally, we'll include an endgame condition and increase flow between game scenes. Keep an eye out for a gameplay video as well!","likes":3,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"sadsmile","author_uid":"1014408","time":"2017-12-07T17:43:18Z","epoch":1512668598,"modified":1512668598,"text":"This could be one of those \"Youtuber games\" ^^","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"wowa","author_uid":"1005825","time":"2017-12-07T19:19:22Z","epoch":1512674362,"modified":1512674362,"text":"Pretty cool! And after the first round it makes pretty much fun! :)","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Ethos","author_uid":"1055385","time":"2017-12-07T20:56:07Z","epoch":1512680167,"modified":1512680167,"text":"I love the look of this game, feels awesome.  Great job!","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Mizelfindi","author_uid":"1060759","time":"2017-12-07T21:03:36Z","epoch":1512680616,"modified":1512680616,"text":"We played with a friend and... damn that was fun.\n\nWe really enjoyed:\n- The graphics\n- How fun it was\n- Multiple phases !!\n- The flying cow\n\nGreat job, hope to see you again on a future ld :)","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"diglungdig","author_uid":1056931,"time":"2017-12-12T22:22:31Z","epoch":1513117351,"modified":1513117351,"text":"What a masterpiece. The milking scene is just too good......","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Richard141289","author_uid":"1003108","time":"2017-12-14T13:55:31Z","epoch":1513259731,"modified":1513259731,"text":"Love the art style","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"applejam","author_uid":"1003566","time":"2017-12-14T21:03:16Z","epoch":1513285396,"modified":1513285396,"text":"Very well made. Good job!","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"UnidayStudio","author_uid":"1011483","time":"2017-12-22T20:45:47Z","epoch":1513975547,"modified":1513975547,"text":"Interesing concept!! I liked the graphics a lot! Good job! :D","likes":0,"format":"md"}],"format":"md","images":["ld40\/64195-2c4d817ab705dcf704a3c876eb212ac8.png"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/sh\/m72psoie0z5vyf3\/AACLISUDTf0W6AnYorHpJUoza?dl=0","text":"Windows"},{"url":"https:\/\/t8rh8r.itch.io\/yearnin-for-a-yank","text":"HTML5 (web)"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"48220","g_author":"1007898","g_event":"LD40","g_eventkey":"70","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"231038","g_title":"Yearnin' For A Yank","g_status":"USEAR3","g_place":"681","g_commentcount":"18","g_site2_node_id":"64195","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":{"n_key":"64195","n_urlkey":"231038","n_parent":"49883","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/40\/yearnin-for-a-yank","n_slug":"yearnin-for-a-yank","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"jam","n_author":"7898","n_created":"1512321108","n_modified":"1513114101","n_version":"208217","n_status":"COMMIT"},"node":{"id":64195,"parent":49883,"superparent":9,"author":7898,"type":"item","subtype":"game","subsubtype":"jam","published":"2017-12-05T01:57:45Z","created":"2017-12-03T17:11:48Z","modified":"2017-12-12T21:28:21Z","version":208217,"slug":"yearnin-for-a-yank","name":"Yearnin' For A Yank","body":"# A competitive couch game about gettin' milked!\n\nWord's going 'round that the farmer is getting ready to send a few of his lesser earning cows off to the butcher. Prove you're the creamiest cash cow with all the milk you can muster! But be careful, or you might just burst.\n\n__One Xbox 360 controller per player recommended. 2-4 players__\nWindows.\n\nhttps:\/\/youtu.be\/mL58H0i24yM\n\n# Critically acclaimed!\n\n*\"It's a milk or get milked world out there\"*\n-Corner store clerk\n\n*\"Just pre-ordered the sequel and they haven't even begun considering development\"*\n-An honest milk man\n\n*\"It's mediocre at best, but for the times when you're hurtin' for a honk this'll hold you over\"*\n-Fanboy Magazine Opinion Columnist, Seymour Butts Jr.\n\nProgramming by T8rH8r -- Art by Cozy-Bear\n\n![Screenshot 2017-12-04 20.56.22.png](\/\/\/raw\/ade\/1\/z\/d258.png)\n![Screenshot 2017-12-04 20.56.47.png](\/\/\/raw\/ade\/1\/z\/d256.png)\n![SS1.png](\/\/\/raw\/ade\/1\/z\/d0d7.png)\n\n## Now with keyboard support!\n![keyboardControls.png](\/\/\/raw\/096\/1\/z\/e55b.png)\nWeb Build uses bumpers instead of triggers\n","meta":{"author":[7898,5776],"cover":"\/\/\/content\/ade\/1\/z\/d08e.png","link-01":"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/sh\/m72psoie0z5vyf3\/AACLISUDTf0W6AnYorHpJUoza?dl=0","link-01-tag":"42337","grade-06-out":"1","link-02":"https:\/\/t8rh8r.itch.io\/yearnin-for-a-yank","link-02-tag":"42336"},"path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/40\/yearnin-for-a-yank","parents":[1,5,9,49883],"love":0,"notes":18,"notes-timestamp":"2017-12-22T20:45:47Z","grade":{"grade-01":43,"grade-02":42,"grade-03":41,"grade-04":40,"grade-05":47,"grade-07":45,"grade-08":40},"magic":{"cool":166.09095970748,"feedback":10,"given":135.25,"grade":42.571428571429,"grade-01-average":3.341,"grade-01-result":681,"grade-02-average":3.225,"grade-02-result":655,"grade-03-average":3.064,"grade-03-result":667,"grade-04-average":2.895,"grade-04-result":933,"grade-05-average":3.856,"grade-05-result":346,"grade-07-average":3.651,"grade-07-result":198,"grade-08-average":3.145,"grade-08-result":685,"smart":13.002149996424}},"text":"# A competitive couch game about gettin' milked!\n\nWord's going 'round that the farmer is getting ready to send a few of his lesser earning cows off to the butcher. Prove you're the creamiest cash cow with all the milk you can muster! But be careful, or you might just burst.\n\n__One Xbox 360 controller per player recommended. 2-4 players__\nWindows.\n\nhttps:\/\/youtu.be\/mL58H0i24yM\n\n# Critically acclaimed!\n\n*\"It's a milk or get milked world out there\"*\n-Corner store clerk\n\n*\"Just pre-ordered the sequel and they haven't even begun considering development\"*\n-An honest milk man\n\n*\"It's mediocre at best, but for the times when you're hurtin' for a honk this'll hold you over\"*\n-Fanboy Magazine Opinion Columnist, Seymour Butts Jr.\n\nProgramming by T8rH8r -- Art by Cozy-Bear\n\n![Screenshot 2017-12-04 20.56.22.png](\/\/\/raw\/ade\/1\/z\/d258.png)\n![Screenshot 2017-12-04 20.56.47.png](\/\/\/raw\/ade\/1\/z\/d256.png)\n![SS1.png](\/\/\/raw\/ade\/1\/z\/d0d7.png)\n\n## Now with keyboard support!\n![keyboardControls.png](\/\/\/raw\/096\/1\/z\/e55b.png)\nWeb Build uses bumpers instead of triggers\n","title":"Yearnin' For A Yank"}