Man Simulator by Drtizzle

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made by Drtizzle for LD34 (COMPO)
MAN SIMULATOR

You have woken up without a beard!!!
And now you'll have to get your manlyhood back.

Perform 2 manly tasks to grow your beard back and be a real man again!

Press ESC in-game for graphics options

***Since someone in the comments did not believe I made all the music myself, I have uploaded the audio files of the Motorcycle song***

Ratings

Coolness 96% 2
Overall 3.47 300
Audio 3.58 115
Fun 3.61 178
Graphics 3.41 315
Humor 4.00 17
Innovation 3.33 375
Mood 3.35 235
Theme 3.28 790

Feedback

Stephen Patrick
14. Dec 2015 · 03:15 UTC
Your audio and graphics are good, but disgusting?
esayitch
14. Dec 2015 · 13:32 UTC
Very quirky, in a good way. Art is really well-made, but the controls are rather fidgety.

Good luck in the compo!
pjimmy
14. Dec 2015 · 21:49 UTC
nice, cool game
refreshgames
14. Dec 2015 · 22:26 UTC
Won with 12 man points, beefy! Good use of the two button controls theme and mixing up gameplay styles in a limited amount of time. Nice audio btw.
rogberth
14. Dec 2015 · 22:41 UTC
AWWW YEAH. I did like this game a lot, sad there's no more mini games.
Joe Williamson
15. Dec 2015 · 02:47 UTC
I told you in my stream, but I loved it! Takes dedication to live record audio. Now I feel like a man. Many many stars for you :)
CustomPhase
15. Dec 2015 · 12:27 UTC
I actually really liked the driving part. I dont know why, something feels right to it. Wish it had more to it, maybe turns, pickups, etc. Also, im pretty sure that rock/metal music is not yours, so im not gonna rate the audio category fro this game.
Tragon
15. Dec 2015 · 12:30 UTC
That was... something different.
Disgustingly good
x92rwzb
15. Dec 2015 · 13:12 UTC
Nice entry. I liked the game-over screen.
Yumi and Zumi
15. Dec 2015 · 13:13 UTC
God the sound when you open the mouth. Horrifying but great!
CustomPhase
15. Dec 2015 · 14:34 UTC
Saw your reply. Sorry i doubt it was your music. Changed my rating for audio now ;)
Nooner Bear
15. Dec 2015 · 15:22 UTC
Funny little game. Art style reminds me of something you might see in Wario-Ware along with these types of random tasks. All I can say is I'm glad to have gotten my beard back.
Gravity Games
15. Dec 2015 · 16:08 UTC
I really liked what I was able to see of this game. The minigames were pretty fun once you knew what to do, and the graphics and music were great!
Jeroen Kappé
15. Dec 2015 · 16:43 UTC
Haha, Really enjoyed playing this game.
Well done :)

goed gedaan
Todnut
15. Dec 2015 · 17:37 UTC
This game is oozing of style! Nice work!
Headmade
15. Dec 2015 · 22:30 UTC
As others have already said: This game is disgusting. I love it.
nunesbarbosa
16. Dec 2015 · 01:23 UTC
Grat game, 2D and 3D. The bike part was too hard for me.
Dmitrix
16. Dec 2015 · 08:35 UTC
I can't get over how gross the beer opening part is. I think the sound effect is what really makes it.
Wevel
16. Dec 2015 · 20:33 UTC
Short, but very funny
DivineOmega
16. Dec 2015 · 23:44 UTC
Amusing game.

I didn't realise how much you had to rush on my first two play-throughs. I failed miserably and then won at the end.
aeveis
17. Dec 2015 · 06:10 UTC
nice sound effects! I had to go so fast on the motorcycle part. Got it with 9 secs left. It was really funny to see car I may have ran into suddenly hurtle through the street where i had bumped into them.
rzuf
17. Dec 2015 · 11:20 UTC
SO
MANLY
Avoided being stripped off my manliness just by 2 points.
Great work, amusing graphics and fitting music (got really pumped up in the motorcycle section!)
mukult
20. Dec 2015 · 20:27 UTC
Rofl!!! Good game!!
miwuc
21. Dec 2015 · 14:15 UTC
Aww yeah! 16 points! Fun little game. Slightly disappointed by the lack of actual bar fight, but I imagine you ran out of time (what with having both 2D and 3D in a single game!)
Franklin's Ghost
29. Dec 2015 · 13:39 UTC
The use of the theme was great and liked the variety that you were able to add with all the mini games which all worked as a whole.
dvdfu
29. Dec 2015 · 17:57 UTC
Really cool ways to use just two buttons!