Joe is your average everyday mall cop, he had serious aspirations of being a police officer, luckily the police department are not in the practice of handing out firearms to people with less IQ than it takes to make a cheese sandwich.. unfortunately.. the local mall DO have this policy. Our Hero joe has been thrown into the middle of a full on terror attack, the terrorist from HI SIS! are determined to destroy HIS SHOPS!!! Lets hope Joe keeps a level head and not let his massive ego get the better of him... its unlikely.. but hey.. this is (somewhere similar to AMERICA but obviously NOT AMERICA).

This Game is a 2D Action Shooter.

INSTRUCTIONS :

GOALS:

Stop the invading terrorists from blowing up the entire MALL!!! Every time you kill an enemy your EGO goes up.. If you reach the end of your EGO BAR .. JOE WILL GO BALLISTIC!! FIRING AT EVERYTHING HE CAN!! This will end up blowing up everything in the area.. use E to enter a ZEN state and REMOVE EGO!!! Or just let JOE go MENTAL!! ITS VERY FUNNY!!!

KEYS:

MOVEMENT - WASD

FIRE MAIN WEAPON - RIGHT CONTROL

RELOAD MAIN WEAPON - R

FIRE SUPER NINJA DEATH BLADE - ALT GR (use this to stop BOMBERS from exploding outside the buildings) (killing BOMBERS with bullets will likely kill everything in the area, including any near by enemy.. but also your own shops)

ZEN MODE (removes EGO) - E

INFO :

Created by 2 homeless Ninja warriors.. ME and HIM!! Im better than him.. dont tell HIM i said that..

PIXEL ART - Dean "WickedSquiggle" Jones.

CODE - Fabian "Code is my Bitch" Jones.

Its our first LD... ENJOY!!!!