{"author_link":"\/users\/jaacob","author_name":"Jaacob","author_uid":"1009782","comments":[{"author_name":"cortexdeveloper","author_uid":"1034821","time":"2017-12-05T04:29:15Z","epoch":1512448155,"modified":1512448155,"text":"Cool graphics. GL on Ludum Dare\/","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Kirill Venzhin","author_uid":"1059350","time":"2017-12-05T04:31:27Z","epoch":1512448287,"modified":1512448287,"text":"good picture, but ain't fun gameplay(","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Cole Wolff","author_uid":"1054615","time":"2017-12-05T04:35:03Z","epoch":1512448503,"modified":1512448503,"text":"Found that to be a funny yet enjoyable game. Nice work.","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"ropedog","author_uid":"1008093","time":"2017-12-05T04:36:59Z","epoch":1512448619,"modified":1512448619,"text":"Alright, this is ridiculous, hilarious, and actually really well done. At first I was just roaming the (super cool) town and chillin' to the sweet tunes, but then I started gaining respect. Before long I was frequently checking in with my hoes to get paid, and controlling my turf.\nYou should all be proud of yourselves for putting this game into the universe.","likes":4,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"josehzz","author_uid":"1001453","time":"2017-12-05T04:38:59Z","epoch":1512448739,"modified":1512448739,"text":"Great entry, only the controls felt a little bit clunky when trying to slap.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"botreats","author_uid":"1012661","time":"2017-12-05T04:40:40Z","epoch":1512448840,"modified":1512448840,"text":"Well this is just awful. You made it look nice, but the gameplay is bad, and the concept is very tasteless.","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"jmaekgaem","author_uid":"1012666","time":"2017-12-05T04:40:58Z","epoch":1512448858,"modified":1512448858,"text":"If I could report it, I would","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Kerr","author_uid":"1001281","time":"2017-12-05T04:41:46Z","epoch":1512448906,"modified":1512448906,"text":"I really liked the preachers! Those were really funny :) Really solid and silly game.","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Derek Brouwer","author_uid":"1052232","time":"2017-12-05T04:58:54Z","epoch":1512449934,"modified":1512449934,"text":"I can see this having more potential given it turns into more of a sim, and you play off the adulterated content :stuck_out_tongue:\nInteresting idea though, I found it humerous :smiley:","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"NikorasuChan","author_uid":"1053494","time":"2017-12-05T05:25:26Z","epoch":1512451526,"modified":1512451526,"text":"Very solid game, the only thing is that I wish it would tell you the direction of where your hoes are in danger. It wasn't very clear if the hoes had STDs or not either. \nMaybe I did not get em the last few times. Also there was no incentive in earning money from what I can tell. Unless of course, I've been missing the chances of buying meds or something. Good entry and good luck in future stuffs.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Michal Ferko","author_uid":"1003873","time":"2017-12-05T15:47:43Z","epoch":1512488863,"modified":1512488863,"text":"Very nice mix of sound design and graphics. One of the best so far.","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Dlaha","author_uid":"1052250","time":"2017-12-05T16:03:19Z","epoch":1512489799,"modified":1512489799,"text":"Very entertaining game :)","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"tywiggs","author_uid":"1051063","time":"2017-12-05T20:50:13Z","epoch":1512507013,"modified":1512507013,"text":"Trump Pee man got caught between 3 cars and caused a giant traffic jam 10\/10 would slap more hoes","likes":4,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Lyrcaxis","author_uid":"1056708","time":"2017-12-06T01:15:05Z","epoch":1512522905,"modified":1512522924,"text":"i rated this pretty high for everything but the theme fitting.\nsmart game well done :)","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Split82","author_uid":"1000253","time":"2017-12-06T16:16:48Z","epoch":1512577008,"modified":1512577008,"text":"Pretty interesting :D","likes":0,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"tweedle","author_uid":"1001846","time":"2017-12-07T04:18:29Z","epoch":1512620309,"modified":1512620332,"text":"what @ropedog said! 5 stars","likes":1,"format":"md"}],"format":"md","images":["ld40\/67019-df84d3d47e3487234ad3a106d06de723.png"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/jaacob.itch.io\/pimpsim","text":"HTML5 (web)"},{"url":"http:\/\/jaacob.cekuj.net\/PimpSim_win.zip","text":"Windows"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"50333","g_author":"1009782","g_event":"LD40","g_eventkey":"70","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"233514","g_title":"PimpSim","g_status":"USEAR3","g_place":"712","g_commentcount":"16","g_site2_node_id":"67019","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":{"n_key":"67019","n_urlkey":"233514","n_parent":"49883","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/40\/pimpsim","n_slug":"pimpsim","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"jam","n_author":"9782","n_created":"1512429739","n_modified":"1512508182","n_version":"198818","n_status":"COMMIT"},"node":{"id":67019,"parent":49883,"superparent":9,"author":9782,"type":"item","subtype":"game","subsubtype":"jam","published":"2017-12-05T01:52:46Z","created":"2017-12-04T23:22:19Z","modified":"2017-12-05T21:09:42Z","version":198818,"slug":"pimpsim","name":"PimpSim","body":"![Pimp Sim](\/\/\/content\/fb7\/01\/z\/cc5c.png)\n\n## Controls: SPACE BAR + ASWD \/ ARROWS!\n\nMain goal: During one night (10PM - 4AM) earn as much money as possible, gain respect and hire new girls.\u200b\n\n### One bitch won't make you rich, but with more hoes your troubles grows...so start pimpin'!\n\nYou're in a role of a pimp, trying to generate biggest amount of cash through the night. Grow your harem of female employees and collect your share of their hard earned cash. But you'll have to keep your RESPECT high if you want to keep your shares high as well. Hoes will face common difficulties which you'll have to tend to, otherwise your respect will fade away as well as your earnings from each money collection.\n\n### Your responsibilities are:\n- employing new girls (for a starting bribe)\n- collecting the cash\n- curing your hoes' STDs (get pills at stores)\n- watching out for competitive pimps as they'll want to transfer your girls to their neighborhood\n- watching out for priests as they'll try to talk the girls out of their current employment\n- regaining respect when some miserable soul won't think you're worthy of some\n\nEach proper pimp knows, there's nothing insoluble with a proper slap. \n\nSo start pimpin' and go make some CA$H!\n\n### Disclaimer\n\nNo hoe nor other human being was harmed during creation of this game.\n\nHope you'll all just have some laughs and nobody gets ofended - we were just messing around with the ideas, had fun in the creative process, so please don't take it too seriously... ;)\n\n## Update info\n\nThis version is slightly fixed post-submission version. No major improvements were made, only minor bugfixes (hoes might get locked in some cases and stopped working, pimps were missing nameplates although it was prepared), Instructions reworked a bit and added simple end score + stats to have a slightly better \"endgame\".\n\nOriginal version is here: https:\/\/jaacob.itch.io\/pimp-sim-prefixed","meta":{"author":[9782,67519,9781,68693],"cover":"\/\/\/content\/fb7\/01\/z\/cc5c.png","link-01":"https:\/\/jaacob.itch.io\/pimpsim","link-01-tag":"42336","link-02":"http:\/\/jaacob.cekuj.net\/PimpSim_win.zip","link-02-tag":"42337"},"path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/40\/pimpsim","parents":[1,5,9,49883],"love":0,"notes":16,"notes-timestamp":"2017-12-07T04:18:52Z","grade":{"grade-01":24,"grade-02":24,"grade-03":24,"grade-04":24,"grade-05":24,"grade-06":24,"grade-07":24,"grade-08":23},"magic":{"cool":105.06308279372,"feedback":10,"given":25.25,"grade":23.875,"grade-01-average":3.295,"grade-01-result":712,"grade-02-average":3.023,"grade-02-result":813,"grade-03-average":3.045,"grade-03-result":689,"grade-04-average":2.886,"grade-04-result":943,"grade-05-average":3.75,"grade-05-result":408,"grade-06-average":3.818,"grade-06-result":135,"grade-07-average":4.091,"grade-07-result":49,"grade-08-average":3.405,"grade-08-result":474,"smart":9.1841667368023}},"text":"![Pimp Sim](\/\/\/content\/fb7\/01\/z\/cc5c.png)\n\n## Controls: SPACE BAR + ASWD \/ ARROWS!\n\nMain goal: During one night (10PM - 4AM) earn as much money as possible, gain respect and hire new girls.\u200b\n\n### One bitch won't make you rich, but with more hoes your troubles grows...so start pimpin'!\n\nYou're in a role of a pimp, trying to generate biggest amount of cash through the night. Grow your harem of female employees and collect your share of their hard earned cash. But you'll have to keep your RESPECT high if you want to keep your shares high as well. Hoes will face common difficulties which you'll have to tend to, otherwise your respect will fade away as well as your earnings from each money collection.\n\n### Your responsibilities are:\n- employing new girls (for a starting bribe)\n- collecting the cash\n- curing your hoes' STDs (get pills at stores)\n- watching out for competitive pimps as they'll want to transfer your girls to their neighborhood\n- watching out for priests as they'll try to talk the girls out of their current employment\n- regaining respect when some miserable soul won't think you're worthy of some\n\nEach proper pimp knows, there's nothing insoluble with a proper slap. \n\nSo start pimpin' and go make some CA$H!\n\n### Disclaimer\n\nNo hoe nor other human being was harmed during creation of this game.\n\nHope you'll all just have some laughs and nobody gets ofended - we were just messing around with the ideas, had fun in the creative process, so please don't take it too seriously... ;)\n\n## Update info\n\nThis version is slightly fixed post-submission version. No major improvements were made, only minor bugfixes (hoes might get locked in some cases and stopped working, pimps were missing nameplates although it was prepared), Instructions reworked a bit and added simple end score + stats to have a slightly better \"endgame\".\n\nOriginal version is here: https:\/\/jaacob.itch.io\/pimp-sim-prefixed","title":"PimpSim"}