Good job. I like Agnes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Simple but funny ! I like these voices on the background, they're really funny

You've given me the confidence to love again.

That was hilarious, the voices, messages the girl's face all adds up to the humor and mood of the game, 5/5 humor and mood.

OMG the yelling in the background makes this game for me. This is hilarious. I'm glad the game reassured me that it's okay if I'm not into girls.

The only game where you can fart in front of a lady, ask for her MySpace and casually vomit on her and still have a chance. Brilliant! Funny? Bullet hell yeah!.

PS. I Don't know if you can shoot back. Maybe I'm pressing the wrong button.

lol, +1 for funny voice work, loved it. I tried hard for Birdie but I guess it was not meant to be. Was a fun game! Some criticisms:

- I'm sure the bits of text I was avoiding were funny, but I couldn't enjoy them because they were flying at me too quickly! Not sure how one would resolve this though seeing as that's kind of crucial to a bullet hell game.
- I also wasn't sure if i was supposed to be shooting back - it's just arrow keys to move, right? How does the awkwardness bar go down? Just over time? I felt a bit unsure as to whether I was doing things right.

Great entry!

To @MZA and @japes there isn't a button to shoot back and yes the awkwardness bar just drops over time. To you guys and everyone else thanks for your feedback!

I like how there are multiple difficulties and how they shoot funny statements at you. I think giving the player a task besides surviving would make the game better like adding the ability to shoot. The music is very energetic. Good job.

Oh my god Im so angry why does the meter go down so slowly. I am going to come back and beat this game I swear to you. Im super depressed I couldn't beat hard mode. And why is the character shaped like a cannon if it can't shoot its so annoying it just makes it harder to doge. I seriously played this game for over 30 minutes and the metter is so slow it really needs to be speed up.

no but it was still pretty fun, though needs a bit of balancing it felt way to unfair to me. I mean the first level was so hard I died before I even knew what to do. overall good job though I like the art for the most part too. sorry I rambled, my emotions are messed up right now. I mean my FAKE girlfriend dumped ME. how does that even work.

ahahah laughed all the time with the funny voices and screams! Simple but very funny, I liked it!

@frostbyte4k Sorry I'm actually thinking about making the bars go down faster lol

haha yes! thanks